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[doorbell]
>> DALE: Movers are here.
>> MICK: Yeah I’m here to help you move.
>> DALE: Ye—yeah.
>> MICK: Alright to park on the street?
>> DALE: Sure just park the van out front.
>> MICK: Van, yeah.
[Start Me Up plays]
>> SUE: I booked a random mover from the Yellow Pages, I didn’t know it was going to be
somebody famous.
>> DALE: It kind of makes sense, Mick Jagger does do a lot of solo projects.
>> SUE: So you think that’s really Mick Jagger?
>> DALE: Well he looks like Jagger?
>> SUE: He moves like Jagger.
>> DALE: He moves our stuff like Jagger.
>> SUE: What is that?
>> MICK: Smoke machine.
>> SUE: Oh.
>> DALE: Right.
>> DALE: You gonna put that on?
[smoke sounds]
[music plays]
[claps to beat}
>> DALE: So we’ll just leave you to it then?
[claps to beat}
>> MICK: Yeah, it’s fine man.
>> DALE: So you don’t need any help?
>> MICK: No man, do this all the time.
>> DALE: Mick we’re a bit worried that you won’t be able to move everything.
>> MICK: What, because of my age?
>> SUE: Because you have a Mini Cooper.
[music plays]
>> DALE: He’s even got a British car it’s all backwards.
>> TOM: Holy crap, is Keith there too?
>> DALE: No, no, it’s just Mick on his own.
>> TOM: Get him to sign something!
>> DALE: I don’t have anything for him to sign.
>> TOM: Oh, yes you do.
>> DALE: Oh yes I do.
>> DALE: Uh Mick, you think maybe you could autograph this for me?
>> MICK: Freejack, classic.
>> DALE: What was is like working with Emilio Estevez?
>> MICK: Well, it’s one of the only times in my life I’ve ever been star struck. It’s
Emilio.
>> DALE: Yeah.
[Freejack plays on TV]
>> MICK: Isn’t he Mike on “Breaking Bad”?
>> SUE: Yup.
>> DALE: Oh my God.
>> MICK: I got to put this back on my showreel.
[keyboard clicking]
>> MICK: Oh really Dale!
>> DALE: What, it’s a recession.
[2000 Man plays]
[clapping sounds]
[fire alarm goes off]
>> DALE: I got it.
>> SUE: Wait.
>> DALE: Oh my god.
>> MICK: Yeah, sign here.
[Dale laughs]
>> MICK: What’s funny man?
>> DALE: I never thought I’d be giving Mick Jagger “my” autograph.
>> MICK: Yeah, this is not an autograph man, this is a signature.
>> MICK: There’s a difference
>> MICK: This, not eBay worthy.
>> SUE: Thought we’d keep the little guy out of the way.
>> MICK: Awe why, I love kids.
>> MICK: Is this your only child?
>> DALE: Uh, yy-yeah.
>> MICK: I got seven kids.
>> MICK: what do you wanna be when you grow up?
>> MICK: Maybe one day you’ll have a desk and work in an office.
>> MICK: Be a lawyer.
>> MICK: Or an astronaut.
>> MICK: Or a doctor. With a little stethoscope.
[small whimpers]
>> MICK: Do you wanna be an astronaut?
>> MICK: Work in a space station.
[Sympathy for the Devil plays]
[car starts]
[Moves Like Jagger plays from car stereo]
>> MICK: Alright, ta-ta then.
>> SUE: Bye.
>> DALE: Cheers.
>> DALE: He sure does know how to move.
>> SUE: Totally.
>> SUE: Wait, what about the couches, the dining table, our bed.
>> DALE: Oh yeah.
[shrugs]
[You Got Me Rocking plays]