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  • [intro music]

  • -(Allison) Welcome to a very special episode of Just Between Us

  • -I can't see anything

  • -This week we're being sponsored by GlassesUSA.com.

  • GlassesUSA.com lets you order prescription and sunglasses

  • online for up to 70% off retail price.

  • -I would like to put my glasses on please

  • -Not yet.

  • GlassesUSA.com has a huge variety of frames,

  • and they also let you virtually try on any pair

  • by uploading a photo of yourself to their website

  • -Can I try on my glasses right now

  • -Please stop ruining this branded video for me, okay?

  • We have a timing, and we have pacing and we have stuff going on

  • -Okay

  • -GlassesUSA.com will give you a great deal

  • on your first pair of glasses if you sign up now.

  • This week, GlassesUSA.com wants to know

  • -Where are my glasses?

  • -What do your glasses say about you?

  • -Hey guys!

  • -Igor? What are you doing here?

  • -Boys wear glasses too!

  • -Neither of you wear glasses.

  • -We wear them at night.

  • -Cut to fun montage.

  • [playful music]

  • These glasses say, "I'm the kind of girl

  • who appreciates monogamy and commitment,

  • but I'm not too uptight to enjoy a water park"

  • -These glasses say, "While I didn't

  • study gender theory in college,

  • I'm certainly an unofficial expert.

  • -This pair lets you know that I'm the kind of guy

  • who has a great relationship with his mom,

  • even though she's a Russian immigrant

  • who doesn't quite understand my Instagram videos.

  • Of course, Allison's mom doesn't understand

  • my Instagram videos either,

  • and she's a full-blooded American.

  • That's great content!

  • -These frames shout, "I love true crime!"

  • [record scratch]

  • As, like, a viewer. Just, it's interesting to learn about

  • how you would get rid of evidence if you ever needed to.

  • Ooh, The Jinx

  • [playful music restarts]

  • -These glasses subtly put it out there

  • that I got a 2270 on my SAT,

  • but I'm not gonna brag about it.

  • Unless you bring it up first.

  • -If you think about it, the gender binary

  • is basically Foucault's Panopticon.

  • -Regular guy.

  • Guy who understands women.

  • I mean, really gets them. And not just physically.

  • I mean, emotionally. I mean, spiritually.

  • -(Allison) Igor, put your shirt back on

  • -I'm sorry, that, yep, okay, this is sponsored content

  • -You want to whisk me away to a four star,

  • all inclusive resort?

  • Why, my glasses are saying yes for me.

  • -@IgorPix, P I X on Instagram.

  • Easy to find, easy to enjoy.

  • -From the back, I look like just a standard,

  • incredibly hot blonde. But from the front,

  • I'm a unique incredibly hot blonde

  • with great taste in glasses.

  • -Nothing screams "I love the beach"

  • more than a tortoiseshell frame.

  • -I've read this, and I wrote this, and I read this,

  • and I listened to the audiobook of this.

  • -I look like the kind of guy at the coffee shop

  • that you can trust to watch your dog

  • while you go to the bathroom.

  • -When do we leave, and how much can I pack?

  • -And I've read this, and I read the

  • New York Times review of this.

  • -Don't worry, she'll be back soon

  • -These glasses are so soothing,

  • people can't tell that I'm shouting.

  • Right, you guys can't tell how loud I am?

  • - These glasses scream,

  • "I take great care of my skin but still feel

  • insecure because my older sister is

  • prettier than me. Not by that much."

  • - My Twitter, @Igorhiller.

  • Why don't you head over to Tumblr?

  • I'm at TuesdaysWithIgor.tumblr.com

  • [All laughing]

  • - That was so fun.

  • I want to wear glasses all the time!

  • - Me too! And, with GlassesUSA.com's

  • prices and selection, you can be

  • a whole new person every single day.

  • Check out the link below.

  • -Okay, you guys did a really good job

  • supporting this brand, but I just want

  • to reiterate that neither of you

  • actually wear glasses every single day

  • and glasses are my thing.

  • - Wow, honestly, I'm a bit surprised that you're

  • not more accepting based on your cool frames.

  • -Yeah, they shout,

  • "I don't care if my friends wear glasses too

  • because I am a great friend."

  • -Oh yeah? What does this say?

  • -(at the same time) Put them back on

  • [outro music]

  • [balloon fart]

  • [laughter]

  • [outro music]

  • [fake laughter]

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