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Presents...

How to be Emo!

(nerd chuckling)

Ahh! I know how to be gangster now.

- (clonk) - Aah!

(groaning) Stop it! Stop it! Aah!

(shrieking) Somebody help me!

(groans)

Agh... agh.

- Hey, you. - Who, me?

- Yeah, you. - Dad?

- Still getting beat up at school? - Yeah.

- Are you about to give up on life? - Mm-hmm.

Well, then, How to be Emo! is the DVD for you!

Hey, I caught it!

Haha, you missed me!

(shrieks, DVD cases clatter)

This DVD includes your two very own personal trainers.

Hey, what's up? My name is...

Dead, because I killed it.

Hey, what's up? My name is...

Bobby!

Lesson one:

a true emo person hurts themselves and enjoys it.

(wincing pleasurably) Ah, yeah!

- (tap) - Ahhh...

yeah.

Ow-how-how! It hurts so good!

(raspy groan)

Yes.

Lesson two:

emo people always overreact.

Jelly Belly 49 FLAVORS

(gasps)

Why are there so many colors?!

(weeping)

What are you trying to tell me?!

A pimple?

I HATE YOU!

And now the glass is dirty! (sobs)

(wailing) Leave Britney alone!

You're lucky she even performed for you bastards!

LEAVE HER ALONE! (sobs)

(intermittent sobs)

Lesson three:

you must know how to fight the emo way.

Round one... FIGHT!

(grunting and wincing)

(abrupt grunt)

FINISH YOURSELF!

Fatality!

Lesson four:

emo people have the same facial expression

in everything that they do.

When they're brushing their teeth.

When you're lifting weights.

On the toilet.

When you're dancing with friends.

Modeling for Boys Gone Wild.

Having fun with friends.

Talking on the phone with friends.

Or even laughing with friends.

- Ha. - Ha.

- Ha. Ha. - Ha. Ha.

Or even when you bend and snap.

Lesson five:

every emo knows "The Emo Song."

♪ E is for emotional, ruins everybody's day ♪

♪ M is for miserable people ♪

♪ O is for on the dark side ♪

♪ 'Cause we have some fresh cookies ♪

- ♪ Cookies! ♪ - ♪ Whoa! ♪

If you follow all of these lessons...

They should look a little something like this.

'Sup, homie?

Wait-wait-wait-wait.

I'll do it.

(clonk)

- (blam!) - Fatality.

TEEHEE!

Created by Ryan Higa Sean Fujiyoshi

Thanks for Watching

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Ah! I know how to be gangster now!

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One, two, three.

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One, two, three.

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(speaks indistinctly)

(Sean chuckles)

(Ryan laughs)

(laughs)

♪ (Fergie, "Clumsy") ♪

Oh! Ow!

(laughter)

Holy-- (groans)