-Duh.

It's called Earth.

No.

I mean, yes, but--

We live in a world, a completely different world from what you're used to.

-What do you mean?

-The people, they've changed.

There's the pokers.

-[giggles]

-[sighs deeply]

-[giggles]

-[groans]

-[giggles]

[giggles]

Ha--

-[sighs deeply]

-The camera whores.

[shutter clicks]

-Add caption:

"I look terrible in this picture."

Now people will write nice things about me.

-What are you doing?

-Taking off my shirt.

-Why?

-So I can take a picture of myself so it looks like I'm not flexing, but I really is.

-That's just gonna make you look like a douche.

-I know. [laughs]

[strains, camera shutter clicks]

-The wall spammers.

[heavy metal music playing]

-Spam!

[grunts weakly]

-And much, much worse.

[dramatic music plays]

-It's been nearly four hours and my blueberries aren't ready to harvest

and neither are my sheep.

-[baas]

-What kind of world is this?

-Oh, it's not a world.

-Then what is it?

-You don't wanna know.

-Oh, okay.

-It's a world...

called Facebook.

-Teehee.

-Hey.

-Who are you?

-I'm Tom

and this is MySpace.

-Actually, no, this is my house.

-Oh, yeah? Then why don't you ask Dad.

-Oh, hey Xanga.

-[muffled] Hey!