Oh I got to see this.

-You two have a good time -Have fun have fun.

Dude, I'm sorry we're late man.

It happens man.

She talked about how we're suppose to be in the car in 6:45, I'm like alright!

Oh uh!

Tell me my dumb ass ain't sit in the car waiting until 7:15!

Okay when I track my wife down 20 minutes later, she's stepping out the damn shower talking about: can I help you?

See that's crazy right there?

Craig, I look at this woman and I said,

Bitch!

You told me 6:45!

You said that?

Yeah I said,

Bitch, do not late again!

You said "bitch" though?

hmm...

You said "bitch".

Yeah!

Don't play games, man, just tell me what you wanna tell me!

Exactly, it's like, say what you mean, mean what you say!

Is that so hard?

It's like last week, man, we going out to dinner, right?

-I'm like, where do you want to go? she's like, you decide. - Oh uh

I'm like, alright, Outback Steakhouse. She's like nah~

I'm like, straight up Chili's? She's like nah~~

-Darrell, I named seven more restaurants! - No Craig!

-I finally said, Taylors, the place I know she wants to go out the first place. -Right! Right!

-She look at me and she said, if that's where you want to go.

No she didn't!

And that's where I wanna go. Darrell, I looked my woman in the eye, sockets, and I told her straight out...

I just said it man. I said it, I said...

Bitch!

Hey guys!

How you doing, and you, you have a good time?

-You've seen the bedroom baby. -Did you see the washing machine?

The washing machine is huge, you can hold a bunch of clothes in that washing machine.

Baby, I'm gonna take Rebecca to the kitchen and show her the dishwasher.

-Darrell! - Yeah baby? - I want a kitchen island just like the one upstairs.

-You will get it, too! - I love you. - Iove you!

-I said bitch~~~

If you wanted to go to Taylor's just tell the brother you want to go to Taylor's!

-Right! You said that? -Oh hell yeah, yeah man I let it out, right!

I said I said....

Biiiiiiiiitch! I'm the man of the house!

You said "bitch" though?

You called your wife a bitch!

Craig? Darrell? Where are those guys?

So she's like, why don't you rent a movie we both like?

No she didn't!

Oh God she spent 25 minutes in the God damn BlockBuster.

Craig, I looked this woman in her optic stems, and I said...

I said...

I said BIIIIIITCH!

You said that?

But you said "bitch" though?

Yep!

Hey honey, um, Craig's giving me a neighborhood tour.

So then she's like, I didn't know we'd be doing so much walking,

No oh!

I'm like, I didn't tell you to wear those shoes.

She said, don't raise your voice at me.

What!

Darrell!

I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul.

I said.

I said Bitch~~