the all new,

全新

Completely redesigned,

重新設計

iFhone seven, (music stops) iFhone 8 (music kicks back in)

iFhone7...iFhone8

When we released the iFhone 7

我們釋出iFhone7的時候

People complained that it was basically the same thing as the 6, just that we added another camera

大家一直抱怨根本跟6差不多，只是多一個鏡頭而已

But this time we made sure that wasn't the case

但這次完全不一樣了

We added 2 more cameras

這次我們加了2個

To give us the first ever quad-camera experience

為大家帶來全新的4鏡頭體驗

People who think it is stupid or unnecessary to have 4 cameras on one phone

有些人可能覺得很蠢不實用

Just don't understand that now with the quad-camera,

但你必須知道有了4鏡頭

You can take 1 picture, and you'll have 4 of that same exact picture

你只要拍一張就會有四張一模一樣的照片

You could never do that before!

這是前所未見的

Just think about what you could do with that!

想像你可以如何運用這項功能

If you're a parent of quadruplets, you don't need to get all of them to sit still for a picture--you just need one!

如果你是4胞胎的父母，你不需要一個一個拍，一次就夠了

You take 2 pictures, you got the point of view of a spider just like that!

你只要拍兩張就可以體驗當蜘蛛的感覺

You don't have to take 8 individual pictures anymore,

你不需要8張單一的照片

I mean even for video

就算是影片

The video resolution alone,

光是影片畫質

You film one K and you're shooting 4 K(s) now

你只要拍個 K 就可以擁有 4K （的畫質）

Which is kinda one of the reasons why we went from the dual-cam

這也算我們把雙鏡頭改成四鏡頭的其中一個原因

straight to the quad-cam and skipped the tri-cam

直接略過3鏡頭到達4鏡頭的境界

Because you know if you film with the tri-cam

因為你知道如果用3鏡頭

the resolutions a little...

看起來會有點

Well too Samsung for us, it's a little too edgy.

太像三星，太讓人不安了

The last thing we want is for people to get heated over this and explode on us, you know.

我們最不希望顧客因為這樣對我們產生不滿

Another thing that people really criticized us for when we released the 7

還有一項 i7 被批評得很慘的原因

was the lack of new iPhone colors.

就是它缺乏新顏色

Even though we did introduce two new colors:

雖然我們的確有兩個新色

Black and Jet Black

黑 跟曜石黑

people still weren't pleased for some reason.

人們還是不知道為甚麼不滿意

So, this time around, in addition to the original colors,

所以，這次除了原有的顏色

we're also announcing a bunch of new and fresh colors

我們還要發表一些全新燒燙燙的新色

for the iFhone 8, ranging from Matte Black to Shiny Matte Black,

這次的 iFhone 8，從霧面黑到閃耀黑

Light Skin Brotha Black, Jack Black, Jack Black On a Hot Day,

淺色皮膚黑、黑傑克（演員）、曬傷的黑傑克

Look, I could keep going, but we'd be here all day.

我要是繼續講一天都講不完

Just know that all these new colors will never get old

你要知道這些新顏色永遠不會過時

Because they're all black.

因為他們都是黑色

Black? Black don't crack. (Phone screen shatters)

黑色?黑色永不碎

And even with all the things we've announced so far--

講了這麼多

The craziest thing about the iFhone 8--the price.

iFhone 8最狂的是它的價格

You ready for this?

你準備好了嗎

We are pricing the iFhone 8 at exactly one dollar.

我們把 iFhone 8訂價在美金1塊錢

One dollar! It's--it's pretty much free!

1塊錢欸! 幾乎就是免費的了!

I mean, of course, there are a few add-ons that you're gonna need.

當然你會需要有附設品

Just like the 7, the iFhone 8 doesn't have any headphone jacks

跟 i7一樣，我們沒有耳機插洞

So if you wanna use headphones

如果你要用耳機

you have to buy the wireless ones.

就買無線的吧

Not a big deal.

也沒多少錢

We did change the charger port again

我們也再次改了充電孔

Uh, we actually added two more charger ports to make it faster

呃..我們其實多了兩個孔，這樣充比較快

All three ports are different so you have to get all three different chargers

三個孔都長不一樣，所以你要三種線都買

And actually they don't plug into the wall anymore

而且不用再接在插座上了

They only plug into our 3D MackBooks so you have to get those as well.

你要買我們的3D MackBook才可以充

Couple more fun new features for the iFhone 8--

iFhone 8還有一些好玩的特色

We also took all of the lighting capabilities out of the iFhone

我們把所有照明功能拿走了

So you'll have to purchase the iLight

所以你要買我們的 iLight

If you wanna use flash or the flashlight on your phone

如果你想用閃光燈或是手電筒之類的

We made it a lot easier to text and write messages

我們強化了簡訊功能

with the iBoard, so your phone actually doesn't have a keyboard anymore--

手機裡面不會再有鍵盤了，所以你要買一個 iBoard

you actually need the iBoard if you wanna write anything.

你寫任何東西都需要它

The iFhone 8 comes with the premium color version of every app

所有app的顏色都不一樣

so you also have to purchase YouTube Red and Facebook Blue

所以你必須花錢買YouTube紅啦、Facebook藍啦

and Snapchat Yellow and so on.

Snapchat黃之類的

Also if you want any reception or Internet of any kind

還有如果你需要接網路之類的

You'll need the iCellPhoneTowerMini

你要買iCellPhone迷你接線塔台

This one is actually not wireless so that the Internet's faster

這不是無限的所以網速比較快

so you have to bring it wherever you go.

你要帶著它趴趴走才有網路

Also, Siri is no longer in the phone.

噢對，Siri 也不在僅存於手機裡了

We actually made her external

我們把它做成真人了所以

So you have to buy a person as well.

你就連她一起帶回家吧

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention

喔差點忘了提

One of the biggest new features we developed

我們要發表最大的特色

Unlike the 7, which was only water resistant

不像7只有抗水性

We finally developed a way to make the iFhone

我們終於把iFhone開發成

completely water proof.

完全防水了

All you have to do is use our new highly advanced iFhone case called the...

你只要用我們新發明的iFhone殼，叫做

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