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  • - Watch out, watch out, watch out,

  • watch out, watch out, watch out,

  • watch out, watch out,

  • Chicken Watch 2K16!

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Voiceover] We're doing it.

  • - [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16!

  • - You're outta wiper fluid, bro.

  • - I know, I've been outta wiper fluid for ages.

  • - What if a bunch of dirt gets on the front?

  • - It's a whole new game.

  • We're gonna go find the best fried chicken.

  • - From any grocery store.

  • - In Los Angeles.

  • - We're trying to represent all the chains of America today.

  • - That's right.

  • - Let's get to the nitty gritty.

  • What makes good fried chicken good?

  • - [Both] Rubric.

  • - Beauty.

  • - Crispiness is the number one factor.

  • - It needs to be moist.

  • - Moist.

  • We've got sexy nod, we've got wow factor.

  • I'm a drumstick man myself.

  • - I'm a breast boy.

  • - You're a breast boy?

  • You wanna be our wing man?

  • - I can be the wing man.

  • - Alright, Kevin's our wing man.

  • Hopefully we'll assemble a team of thigh guys

  • by the end of the day.

  • - I think we should go to Food4Less first.

  • - This Food4Less feels like you're

  • preparing for an earthquake.

  • - [Keith] You look good.

  • - Oh thanks.

  • - [Keith] Yeah.

  • - [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16!

  • - [Chris] One breast, one thigh, one leg, one wing.

  • - [Keith] Food4Less, how'd you know?

  • - So you think it's just a regular box, right?

  • Oh no, it turns into a handle!

  • - I can't handle it.

  • - [Both] Chicky, oooh.

  • - I say we do beauty right off the bat.

  • - It does look terrible.

  • - Mmm, crispiness,

  • and we're gonna say eh, ya meh.

  • Moisture.

  • - Solid moist.

  • - We need to cover for seasoning.

  • - This is salty as fuck.

  • Well how did you rate your drumstick?

  • - I think I can do a lot better.

  • - There's better chicken titties out there.

  • - Wing man!

  • - Thumbs up, thumbs down?

  • - Like one of these.

  • - Okay, okay.

  • No thigh guys present so the thigh will go with us.

  • There's a police officer over there.

  • - I say no wow factor.

  • - No sexy nod.

  • - Ok we'll close it up.

  • - We will not film anymore on the

  • - [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16!

  • - Now we're going to Von's Hollywood.

  • - Von's Hollywood.

  • ♫ Yeah, fried chicken is my favorite food

  • ♫ It takes so damn good

  • ♫ I put it into my throat, you see

  • ♫ Everybody wishes they could just be me

  • ♫ But they can't cause I'm the only Keith

  • ♫ You know what fuels me as I do my drive

  • ♫ You know what fuels me, what keeps me alive

  • ♫ You know what fuels me till the day that I die

  • ♫ It's chicken motherfucker

  • ♫ And the chicken, it's fried

  • ♫ It's Chicken Watch 2K16

  • ♫ It's Chicken Watch 2K16 ♫

  • (coughs)

  • - You okay?

  • - Yeah.

  • - [Both] Oooh!

  • - [Keith] They're just putting it out.

  • That's amazing.

  • - [Chris] Well you've just put that fried chicken

  • out there, this is fresh stuff!

  • - Chicken Watch 2K16.

  • - Chicken Watch 2K16.

  • - [Keith] Chicken Watch 2K16.

  • (plastic squeaking)

  • Ooh, did you hear that?

  • - Um, I'm gonna say that this beauty is killin' it.

  • - It's pretty golden ble-beautiful.

  • The crunch is--

  • - I thought it was going to be there more than it was.

  • You guys want some?

  • Okay.

  • - We'd prefer you be in the video.

  • - I mean we'd prefer but you don't have to.

  • - We can blur out your face and destroy your voice.

  • - Moisture?

  • - Would you say it has a wow factor or no?

  • Our first honorary thigh guy.

  • You picked that thing off dry.

  • - I know.

  • - I'll tell ya that I don't think it's the best.

  • Wing man get in here.

  • - Wing man?

  • - Not even like kinda, like way up.

  • - Can you just say Chicken Watch 2K16 with us?

  • Oh come on!

  • It's just like a tag.

  • Why not?

  • - We made a friend, although she ditched us immediately

  • but we're gonna keep on continuing on the--

  • - [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16!

  • ♫ It's a guy over there and he looks like a thigh

  • ♫ It's a girl over there, she's a drumstick guy

  • ♫ She's playing the drums with a bunch of drumsticks

  • ♫ And a bunch of fuckin' breasts

  • ♫ With a bunch of fuckin' dicks

  • ♫ I tell you what, if I had 30 dicks

  • ♫ I'd sell 29 and buy some fried chicks ♫

  • (laughing)

  • - Hit us with a chicken fact, Kevin.

  • - Alright well...

  • The chicken is the closest living relative

  • to the great tyrannosaurus rex.

  • - What?

  • - How far the T-Rex has fallen.

  • - Alright, we're about to go into Whole Foods.

  • Getting ready for people to be really hot

  • or hippies.

  • Hmm, smells good.

  • Chicken Watch 2K16

  • - [Keith] We're doing a video right now,

  • you wanna come with us to do it?

  • - [Voiceover] Yeah sure.

  • - [Keith] Let's go.

  • - There it is.

  • Beauty is definitely obviously.

  • - Do you wanna be our wing lady?

  • - Sure.

  • - Sorry Kevin.

  • - No, it's not crunch.

  • - Mine's dry.

  • - The least seasoned.

  • - The leg was mediocre.

  • - This breast is disappointing.

  • - Neither a good experience nor a negative experience.

  • - About a medium.

  • - Okay.

  • - Definitely no wow factor for me.

  • - No sexy nod.

  • - Whole Foods, you're great for healthy food.

  • For unhealthy food, not quite a win.

  • - [All] Chicken Watch 2K16!

  • - Chicken Watch 2K16.

  • - [Keith] Nice!

  • ♫ I can drive with my thighs

  • ♫ I can drive with my thighs

  • ♫ I can drive with my thighs

  • ♫ 'Cause I'm a real thigh guy

  • - Hit us with a chicken fact, Kev.

  • - Alright so, chickens can distinguish

  • between more than 100 different faces,

  • so they'll always remember you.

  • - Alright, we're at Gelson's.

  • - [All] Chicken Watch 2K16!

  • - Oh, I feel terrible.

  • - Alright.

  • - Is it beautiful, we didn't even judge it.

  • (mumbling)

  • It's moist enough but it's like the most bland.

  • You have any seasoning?

  • - I have good crunch.

  • - I didn't ask you that.

  • - How you feelin'?

  • - Not great.

  • - In general, or because of the chicken?

  • - The chicken.

  • How would you rate your leg?

  • - Feels high class.

  • - Gimme the camera, you try the wing.

  • - Well, it's crunchy, it's moist.

  • - [Keith] Can you please keep it to the thumb rating,

  • Kevin, please?

  • - Oh, I'm sorry.

  • Upper thumb.

  • - No wow factor.

  • - [Keith] No sex nod.

  • - I feel like you're high on chicken right now, Keith.

  • - [Keith] Kevin!

  • My phone's dead.

  • - Well plug it in.

  • - It won't, it won't, it won't.

  • ♫ Yo, gimme some chicken, I don't mean to beg

  • ♫ Which came first, the chicken or the egg ♫

  • - Hit us with a chicken fact, Kevin.

  • - Did you know that chickens can taste sweetness?

  • - Damn.

  • Chickens are pretty fuckin' versatile.

  • - Then you should know how sweet that rap was, chicken.

  • - I said can't by the way.

  • - Oh can't?

  • - They can't taste it.

  • - They can't taste sweetness, oh okay.

  • (laughing)

  • Alber, the tson's behind the tree.

  • - So much.

  • Chicken Watch 2K16.

  • - Chicken Watch 2K16.

  • - Chicken Watch 2K16.

  • That's my breast baby!

  • Alright should we--

  • - That love at first sight type feeling.

  • That's what I'm fucking talking about.

  • There's seasoning there, there was crunch,

  • and there was also moisture.

  • - It's so balanced.

  • My breast, it's big like a D, but it's a score of an A.

  • - The skin--

  • - There's a long strand of hair coming off that somehow,

  • where'd that come from?

  • - Fuck around, I'm gonna be a thigh guy too.

  • - You're gonna be a thigh guy?

  • - Oh 180!

  • All the way up.

  • - That's like 1,000 degrees.

  • - I'm so happy.

  • This gets my wow factor, it gets my sexy nod.

  • I think a song might just be the right way

  • to end the Chicken

  • - [All] Watch 2K16!

  • - Go!

  • ♫ Alright my ladies, you know how this one goes

  • ♫ If you a chicken watcher in the crowd

  • ♫ You dance with us, yeah, and it goes like this

  • ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out

  • ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out

  • ♫ Watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16

  • ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out

  • ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out

  • ♫ Watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16

  • ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang

  • ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang

  • ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang

  • ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang

  • ♫ Now where my breast dudes and where my breast boys

  • ♫ And where my breast dudes and where my breast boys

  • ♫ And where my breast dudes and where my breast boys

  • ♫ And where my breast dudes and where my breast boys

  • ♫ And thigh guys, thigh guys, thigh guys, hi guys

  • ♫ Thigh guys, thigh guys, thigh guys, hi guys

  • ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out

  • ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out

  • ♫ Watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16

  • ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang

  • ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang

  • - Thanks for joining us

  • on another taste adventure with the Flavor Buds.

  • - That's right we'll see you next time on

  • - [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16, wooh!

  • (upbeat music)

- Watch out, watch out, watch out,

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