*bryan groaning off camera*

*布萊恩在相機外低吼*

Shut up Bryan!

閉嘴布萊恩！

I wrote this song for you

我寫這首歌給妳

Bryan: You cheating swankified *bleep*

布萊恩：妳這劈腿的騙子*嗶*

Hey I'm filming here!

嘿，我正在這裡錄影欸！

Anyways, I-I hope this makes you happy.

回到這裡，我 我希望這讓你快樂

*piano music plays*

*彈奏鋼琴*

I love your hair, your smile, your clothes

我喜歡你的頭髮，你的微笑，你的衣服

Bryan: I love your fat abnormally large toes

布萊恩：我喜歡你的異常肥大的腳趾

Shut up! You are ruining the video!

閉嘴！你會毀了我的影片！

Bryan: Scoot over! Yah, Yah you remember me?

布萊恩：閃邊點！嘿嘿，妳記得我嗎？

Bryan!

布萊恩!

Bryan: Yah well you should, cuz you took my heart out and shoved it down my esophagus.

布萊恩：妳是應該記得，因為妳親手扯出我的心臟，在塞進我的喉嚨裡。

Bryan: Well, you should remember that. Okay? You cheated on me with my very own brother over here. You jerk!

布萊恩：那麼，妳絕對應該有記住這一點。 妳因為我的親兄弟而劈腿 你這個混蛋！

Let it go! dude, okay? that was like three months ago

你可不可以放下啊！兄弟，好嗎？ 這已經是三個月前的事了

I'm trying to film something.

而我正在拍影片

Bryan: Fine but i'm not moving

布萊恩：可以啊，但我要待在這

*starts to play again* I love your hair, your smile, your clothes

*再次開始* 我喜歡你的頭髮，你的微笑，你的衣服

Bryan: I love your cankles and your elephant nose.

布萊恩：我愛你的肥腳踝和你的肥鼻子

*plays again* I love your freckles and your eyes

*再次彈奏* 我喜歡你的雀斑和你的眼睛

Bryan: Don't forget about her thunder thighs

布萊恩：不要忘記了她的象腿

Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

女孩，妳從天上下凡時有沒有摔傷？

Bryan: It hurt, she landed on her face.

布萊恩：一定有撞到，看她的臉就知道

Girl I need to put on my to-do-list.

女孩，妳在我的待辦事項列表上

Bryan: or my hit list, whichever really works

布萊恩：或我最有效率的暗殺名單上

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

如果妳是一個鼻屎我會先挖出妳

Bryan: Well, I'd lick you first.

布萊恩：嗯，我先揍(舔)妳

What?!? Thats- thats so wrong, that's disgusting

什麼？！這太噁爛了，你真他媽噁心

Bryan: I would lick her, as in I would punch her in the face

布萊恩：我會揍她，ㄗ ㄡ ˋ 她 往她臉上灌一拳

Bryan: I might make you look prettier

布萊恩：還可能會讓妳變漂亮

Both: Girl, your everything I,

合：女孩，妳的一切 是我

Bryan: DON"T

布萊恩： 我不

Both: want, you're everything I

合：愛 妳是我的一切

Bryan: DON"T

布萊恩：不

Both: need, without you I

既：需要，沒有妳我

Barely, Bryan: can finally

快要不能 布萊恩：終於可以

Both: Breathe

合：呼吸

Bryan: You're so fat, you got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack

布萊恩：妳超胖，妳在機場會因為攜帶10磅屁股縫(毒品)而被逮捕

Bryan: Not even Clinton would sleep with you, when trucks stop they beep like you

布萊恩：就連克林頓都不想和妳上床，因為妳只會像台卡車嗶嗶叫

Bryan: No one wants to be with you. I never want to see you again

布萊恩：沒有人想和妳一起。 我永遠都不想再見到妳

Bryan: your like the elephant men, you look like you seriously stopped a van with

布萊恩：妳長得像大象，妳看起來就像妳被卡車輾過

Both: Your face

合：妳的臉

Is like the sun

像太陽

Bryan: Yep, it burns my retinas

布萊恩：是的，她讓我眼都瞎了

You got beautiful puppy dog eyes

妳有漂亮的小狗大眼

Bryan: Maybe you should go to the vet, you smell like a pig, and look like a fish

布萊恩：也許妳該去看獸醫， 妳聞起來像豬，看起來就像一條魚

Bryan: If you were a cow, i'd put you right on a dish, You're crazy like a monkey, you belong in a zoo

布萊恩：如果妳是一頭牛，我會把妳煮來吃， 妳像猴子一樣瘋，妳該住在動物園

Bryan: If you were a horse i'd turn you right into glue

布萊恩：如果妳是一匹馬我會把妳變成膠水

Your eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim

妳的眼睛就像一個池塘中游泳的美麗的魚

Bryan: You have a mustache like my dad, you really need a trim.

布萊恩：妳有一個像我爸的鬍子，妳真的該去修剪

Both: All I really want to say is I

合：我真正想說的是我

Love Bryan: hate

愛 布萊恩：恨

Both: You

合：妳

Bryan: I hope you die, you stupid *bleep*

布萊恩：我希望妳死了，妳這臭婊 *嗶*

*Bryan slams on keys*

*布萊恩怒按鋼琴*