And I wrote a song to the person you love.

而我寫了一首歌給你所愛的人

You see this video is something you could send to somebody to tell them how much you love them.

這個影片是一個你可以送給別人 告訴他們你有多愛對方的媒介

Whether that's your friend or your girlfriend or your boyfriend or your mother.

不管是你的朋友、女朋友、男朋友， 或是你的母親

So if you are watching this right now,

所以如果你現在在看這個影片的話

that means somebody loves you;

那就代表有人愛你

and they sent me to tell you

而他們讓我來告訴你

through a song.

通過一首歌

Exciting!

真讓人激動！

If this side describes you: the person watching the video.

如果這邊形容你：在看影片的人

And this side describes the sender:the person who sent you the video.

而這邊形容寄影片給你的人：寄影片的人

Well, then you should pay special attention to that part.

那你應該特別注意這個地方

Now I'll be singing in the point of view of the sender

現在我要從寄影片的人的角度開始唱囉

And action!

開始！

Hey girl! I've liked you for a while.

嘿女孩！我喜歡妳有一段時間了

I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your butt, your skin, your smile.

我喜歡妳的頭髮，妳的聲音，妳的眼睛， 妳的屁股，妳的皮膚，妳的微笑。

So even though I'm awkward most of the time, I still consider you absolutely sublime.

所以就算很多時候我的行為蠻尷尬的， 妳對我來說還是非常完美

Hey girl! yeah I'm really not a freak,

嘿女孩！我真的不是一個怪胎

except for those times that I've watched you sleep.

除了我看妳睡覺的時候

So even though you probably think I'm gay,

所以就算妳可能覺得我是同性戀

you turn me on more than Anne Hathaway.

妳還是比安·海瑟薇更能打動我

And I just wanted to say

而我只想說

I love you. I love you.

我愛妳，我愛妳

I love you more than emos love girl jeans. I love you.

我愛妳比emos愛女生牛仔褲還要多。我愛妳

Hey girlfriend I like you more than food,

嘿女朋友！跟食物比，我更喜歡妳

but I also like your boyfriend, so don't be rude.

但其實我也喜歡妳的男朋友，所以不要無禮

So because you stole him away from me. I'd like to break your face and shatter your knees

因為妳把他從我身邊搶走， 我真的很想要毀了妳的臉和打碎妳的膝蓋

Stay away from him or I'll kill you b****

不要靠近他不然我會殺了妳，（賤人）

and I just wanted to say

而我只想說

I love you. I love you.

我愛妳，我愛妳

I love you more than I love throwing up my food to lose weight.

我愛妳比我愛吐出食物和減肥還要多

I love you.

我愛妳

Hey boy, you know I think you're such a hottie.

嘿男孩，我覺得你很性感

I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your clothes, your abs, your body.

我喜歡你的頭髮，你的聲音，你的眼睛， 你的衣服，你的腹肌，你的身體

So even though you left me for that b**** in 7th grade.

所以就算國一的時候你為了那（賤人）而離開了我

I'm glad you were the first guy that I ever laid

我還是感到開心你是第一個跟我睡的人

Even though you cried at the words. That was kind of awkward homie

就算你當時有哭。那實在有夠尷尬的

and I just wanted to say

而我只想說

yo I love you!

喲我愛你！

I love you boy!

我愛你！

I love you more than my momma loves chinese food

我愛你比我媽媽愛中式料理還要多

[Incoherent singing]

〔胡亂唱〕

All the single ladies!

所有單身的小姐！

Hey dude this might sound really gay.

嘿小子！這可能聽起來會很gay

I like your hair, your clothes, your taste in girls, your body spray

我喜歡你的頭髮，你的衣服， 你對女孩子的品味，你的香體露

So even though I made out with your girlfriend last week

所以就算我上個禮拜才和你的女朋友親熱

You're the coolest guy I've ever wanted to meet.

你還是我唯一想要見到的帥哥

whatever

隨便啦

and I just wanted to say

而我只想說

I love you dude. I love you.

我愛你小子，我愛你

I love you more than I love kissing your girlfriend.

我愛你比我愛親你的女朋友還要多

I love you!

我愛你！

Hey mommy I only like you when you'r e nice

嘿媽咪！我只喜歡妳對我好的時候

I like when you give me toys and candy, coke and ice

我喜歡妳給我玩具、糖果、可樂跟冰的時候

So even though you spank me when i break your favorite things

所以就算妳會因為我弄壞妳的東西而打我

I still love you and it makes me want to sing

我還是愛你。這讓我想唱

about how mean you are

關於妳有多壞

and I just wanted to say

而我只想說

I love you. I love you

我愛妳，我愛妳

I love you more than dad loves playboy books. I love you

我愛妳比爸爸愛「花花公子」還要多。我愛妳

Hey guys you're all looking pretty great

嘿大家！你們看起來都很好

please comment, subscribe and dont forget to rate

請回復、訂閱，也不要忘了打分數

So even though I really dont know you as a friend

所以就算以朋友方面來講，我其實真的不認識你們

I'll be here for you, till the very end

我會一直在你們身邊，直到最後

of this video

影片的最後

and I just wanted to say

而我只想說

I love you. I love you!

我愛你，我愛你！

I love you more than asians love homework.

我愛你比亞州人愛做功課還要多

I love you!

我愛你！

Send this video to somebody,

把這個影片送給別人

share the love,

分享這份愛

spread it like a fatal disease,

像病毒一樣傳播愛

see ya later.

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