mom

dad,

before you meet Mary...

Yes, what is it son?

I think she might be pregnant

Gasps

with emotions right now

because she's been looking forward to

meeting you guys for a long time

so please be nice.

And also,

we're having a child...ish fight right now

pretty much about nothing.

Just that... Well...

She's having my baby...

brother pick her up right now.

You know, your other son?

Sighs of relief

Because I was here helping you guys set up

I couldn't get her and she can't drive

because... well...

she's growing a fetus right now

Loud gasps

You know, fetus as in feet fungus,

she has this terrible feet fungus that-

Son please just-

we can't take this any more

Please just bring her in.

Oh, yeah, sure

These are my parents

Oh, hi! It's so nice to meet you!

More loud gasps

Oh, oh no, oh no no no, don't worry,

she's just fat.

Gasp

Alright,

who's ready for thanksgiving dinner baby!

Cheers Yeah! Thanksgiving! Woohoo!

Giving thanks... Uh...

Santa Claus and uh presents and uh...

Sorry, I'm from the UK so...

We do have MASH, you know...

What's wrong Ryan?

What, are you not hungry?

Excuse me, sir!

Do you happen to have any food on you?

No, sorry

I mean, I am, I just...

I can't eat until I make things right.

Inspiring music in background

Look man, sorry about earlier today.

I,

you asked me if I had food on me

I said no but I really did have food on me

And I'm sorry,

I should've never lied to you and well,

sigh you probably need this more than I do

Glass shattering

Alright, who's ready

for some thanksgiving football?

Cheers Woohoo! Football, football!

What?! They're not supposed to be

carrying the ball with their hands!

Uh, sorry...

Still from the UK It's not real football.

Oh, hey Ryan, did you get the yams?

Yams?

Oooh! Yams!

I thought you said jams.

No, but we could use some jams

for the biscuits your mother's baking.

Music from the radio

Oooh, those. Those jams.

C'mon, tell me it does not look like this.

Kind of, right?

Look, it even has a little detail, like,

its like parts where it caves in like this

And I was like, 'Push hard!'

and you release and you push hard again

Like, you know you see the,

see the... You know? No?

The corn?

Alright, I'll keep working on it.

Oh hey Ryan, did you get the yams?

Yams?

Oh, yams! I thought you said hams!

Actually,

we could use some hams so that uh-

Music comes on

Ham radio

Okay, uh, before we get it started,

uh, mom, dad...

Yes? What is it son?

Go on, tell them.

We have some wonderful news.

Oh!

Liz and I, we're having a baby

What?

What?

I thought you guys would be happy for us.

That is your sister!

Oh hey Ryan, did you get the yams?

Yams?

Oh yams!

I thought you said can

You actually did it!

You picked up the can of yams!

Yams? No.

These are the new jams in a can.

By Yamaha

Music starts playing from the can

Dad, I'm scared.

Don't worry son, if one of us gets chosen

It's a good thing

It means you're... Special.

Dad, last year mommy got chosen

And we haven't seen her since

Because now our wings really work

And she flew away

And if you get chosen, well

You'll just be flying with her too

Enthusiastic gasp Really?!

So you mean I could really fly too?

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

Mumbles understandable things

Screaming No, please! Son! Son!

It's okay daddy,

I'm gonna be with mommy soon

No! Please! Take me instead!

That's right, you're gonna be with mommy,

You're gonna be with mommy.

Quiet sobs

Hi, I'm Ryan Higa

We make a lot of jokes here

at the Ryan Higa Production Company

But the one thing we don't joke about :

Killing.

Gunshots

Turkeys.

That is, killing turkeys.

We don't joke about that.

So this thanksgiving,

do the right thing and remember :

turkeys are humans too.

So from all of us at RHPC

And speaking on behalf of all the turkeys

all over the world,

thank you.

Oh, no no no, this is-this is not a turkey

This is just a chicken

Just looks like one because its really fat

Ugh! Well I never! Nobody calls me fat!

Hey! Chicken, chicken come back here!

You know I didn't mean it like that

Well, if you're gonna go

can you at least pick up

more jams in the can?

We're about to run out.

Well, well, well

Thank you guys so much for watching

If you want to see bloopers

and behind the scenes,

click the one on the right

If you want last week's video,

click the one on the left.

And if not, then

well, well, well, laughs cut!