First one's from @KristenRose124.

She says, one time my parents got into a fight because my dad tried to convince my mom that his leg cramp was as painful as child birth.

Not gonna win that one dude.

That's not good.

This one's from @georgecherrys. He said,

once I got into a fight with my grandmother because she thought that Beyoncé was a type of beer.

It should be.

This one's from @1RsMadUnicorn.

Uh oh, uh oh.

He says, my friend's definition of a "boy band" is any band that consists of boys.

She tried to convince me that Metallica is one too.

No. No, that's not true!

I guess so... No. Not a boy band.

This one's from @Nikigbo. She says,

caught in a traffic jam. Yelled at a guy,

"You have a nice day!"

He yelled back, "No, I won't have a nice day!"

Well, thank you!

Well, no, thank you!

Good day to you sir!

Switcheroo!

The switcheroo! Yes.

This one's from @phil...borgenicht? borgenight?

Does someone know how to pronounce that?

Borgnict?

His name's in a reverse, isn't it? Backwards?

(speaking nonsense)

Phil..borgenicht.

He says, my friend and I once fought over whether Mr. Monopoly and the Pringles guy were brothers.

How would that look?

They look related.

That's a legit argument.

This one's from @BigToastyToast. Yeah! Toasted!

He says, I won an argument that purple would taste better than blue based on the fact that red probably tastes great.

He won that argument?

I don't know. Wow.

With who? Himself?

Wow. That's a good one.

This last one's from @B_Phil7, he says,

my friend once insisted that The Beach Boys' song "Barbara Ann" was really called "Bob Maran".

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