Excuse me.

Oh, excuse me, sir.

Are you sitting in 26G?

Yes.

Have I done something wrong?

No, no, no, no, we just wanted to ask

if you would mind switching seats

so that a mother and a child could sit together.

But I'm back there.

Right, yeah, but you'd actually be sitting here...

[gentle harp flourish]

Which is in Economy Plus.

It's actually an upgrade.

Upgrade, you say.

Mm-hmm.

Economy Plus.

Yes, sir.

Oh.

Don't mind if I do.

Great, great. Carry-on?

Carry on yourself, Alex.

Thank you.

[classical music]

Economy Plus.

Mm, for the discerning passenger.

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

(man over PA) Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

We should be leaving Topeka in the next ten minutes.

I stand corrected.

Looks like we're gonna have a smooth flight.

Trust me, I know the captain,

and he is, uh, one smooth guy.

- [scoffs] - [chuckles]

[laughing]

Of course he knows the captain.

He is the captain.

Oh-ho-ho! Ho! Oh!

Move over, Colin Mochrie.

There's a new face in the biz.

His name is Captain.

[laughing]

Have to be in Economy Plus to get it, I guess.

[sighs]

Extra foot room.

One inch at least.

Mm.

Sky Shoppe magazine.

[chuckles]

Don't mind if I do.

Oh, dog-eared for my convenience.

Lord of the Rings cups.

Lord of the Rings tables.

Oh. Oh!

Oh! Holy shiatsu massage!

[laughs] Economy Plus!

It hurts a little, but--but I like it.

[crying]

Wrong spot.

[snoring]

[airplane rattling]

[thunder rumbling]

[thunder booms]

[suspenseful music]

[thunder booms]

♪ ♪

Hmm.

And I thought I had an upgrade.