...

what a great game....

CHAAAAAAAAAAAIR

Alright, so in this game...

TRUMP IS ABOUT TO DIE

*gunshot*

NOOO :((

Nooooooo!

Okay. So in this game, I'm supposed to save Donald Trump's life

Oh; I am ... crawling

*crawls*

I am crawling to save Trumps' life

(wait) Oh I'm back on track.

Here we go

*we don't need another hero starts playing*

*mission failed*

'Welp; Trump is dead ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

But his hair ... did not suffer!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *tina turner in the background*

SHIT THAT'S AWKWARD

Let me try that again!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO *tina*

*laughs*

Trump! You may wanna-

you may wanna-

*gunshot*

... saved his life

i'm a true American hero

*fangirl voice* TRUMP GIVE ME A HUG ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

MISSION FAILED... WE'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME

HEY TRUMP

you see that.. uh..... laserscope

just move a lil bit to your left

*saves senpai*

and now we ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

STUPID CHAIRS

*THROW DAT ASS IN A CIRCLE*

OHHHHHH

HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME

YEEE OH YEEEEAH

FUCK YEAH I'M THE PRESIDENT NOW

oh boy... oH BOY

*breaks a wall*

*laughs*

OHHH MAN

this is the best game I've played in a very long time; I gotta say

*tries to save senpai again*

:O OHMYGOD I GOT IT WITH MY CROTCH

i saved hi-

*laughs*

oh Jesus Christ

he's fucken terrifying

this is the greatest game i've ever played

and i've played a LOT of games

*starts dancing*

c'mon dance with me Trump

Come on, dance with me Trump!

OHH YEEEE

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

What the hell is this!

OOOOH OOOH HE'S MOTORBOATING HIM

HE'S MOTORBOATING HIM

DO IT AGAIN

DO IT AGAIN!

C'MON TRUMP GET IT C'MON TRUMP

EAT HIS A$$

O HE'S LIKING IT OOOO

OHH BOI

......

ou yeea

*laughs*

oh this is what happens when Trump becomes president

everybody dies and it's the end of the world?

aw shit c'mon

i just wanted the money

that's right Trump keep dancing

he's got the moves (like Jagger)

heee's got the moves

uts uts ah

FLASHDANCE : SHES A MANIAC MANIAC ON THE FLOOOOR

WILD TRUMP APPEARS

*funky dance editing*

WILD TRUMP RE-APPEARS

FUNKY DANCE YEEEE

*throws himself*

aight here we-

AW SHIT I'M UPSTAIRS

FUQ

FUUCK

GET UP

GEEEET UP

*movie scene* get up

*hero music*

tRUMP NOOOOO

what is happening?

OH! AW SHIT THERE'S-

THEY GOT BOMBS

FOR FUCKS SAKE

I'm not payed enough 4 this

*sad music* no:(

Trump...

you gotta live man :((

..

*intense music*

ohmygod

what is happening?

*music intensifies*

TRUMP LIVES

*music intensifies*

I don't-

well what am-

if Tr-

oh oH-

*MUSIC*

I guess i did it

I guess I did it :D

Ok great

*secret agent man playing*

hi peeps from the phil ~Gibberishee~

*secret agent man plays*

shooting his dick.. that's just cruel alright

no one deserves that. (Trump does #sorrynotsorry)

...

here we go

...

Aw fuck, wrong button!

SHIT

can we just take a moment to appreciate game developers creating

really good games

we had a rough year with

...

broken promises like No Man's Sky

but..

here's a game that finally lifts up to the hype.. ya know

alright

doin' it for the money

*malcolm1466 voice* ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY

OK now this is getting ridiculous

i can't walk on the sand

*pewds is really concentrated*

OHH WOW

OH FUCK RIGHT IN THE SPINE

dude! his hair is fucking nice

how's your hair?

how's your hair Mr. Trump?

(what the actual fuck is going on)

oh boii

it's- it's an honor and a privilege sir

to be eating your a$$hole

oh oH not even-

I TRUMP THE TRUMP

now this is quality gameplay

now this is just quality

aaaaaaaand seven

....

oh

*pewds is processing*

was that a giant taco? (no it's HUUUUUUUGE)

how do i protect Trump .. from the Taco?

OH one Taco

c'mon the other Taco

there's another Taco coming

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

HELL YEEEEEEEAH

FUCK YEAHH

*throws himself*

STAGE DIVE

oh oH-

front flip

aW SHIT

FRONT FLIP

aw shit

shit

shit

front flip

NAILED IT

FROOOOONT FLIP

FRONT FLIP

FRONT FLIP

FRONT FLIP

FRONT FLIP

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OHHHHHHH

*some skrillex music starts playing*

YEAH

oh man I'm good at this game

oh shit I got fucking money, I got whiskey

I'm living the liFE

aw shit he's going to China

fuck those Chinese workers man

how am i supposed-

OHHHHHHHHH

KAY

i got it

alright

just ride the pizza

ride the pizza 4 Trump

i don't know what these are but-

but i saved Trump

now what the fuck is this?

where even is he?

what is he- is he killing himself? (finally)

he's killing himself

aight fRONT FLIP

front-

*laughs*

front flip

front flip

sHIT

FRONT FLIP

THROW YOURSELF

...

*titanic af*

fucK SO CLOSE

*TITANIC*

#saved

*TITANIC*

.....................

i don't..really..know what i'm doing at this point

*sin*

merzieh

oh not this fucking shit agai-

what is he doing now >:(

WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING NO- AH

you know sometimes i think he deserves to die (no shit)

just sometimes

aight here we go

front flip

shit fron-

fuck

he jumps down in a fucking cup of noodles

now this game has gone too far

*laughs* fuckk

god dammit Trump

why am i still even playing this game

at this one point

like

it's a great game but gr- NO

SHIT THAT WAS SO CLOSE

THAT WOULD'VE BEEN SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

*starts singing* I don't wanna close my Trump

I don't wanna fall asleep

'cause i trump my babe

and i trump trumpy trumpy trump

*i don't wanna miss a thing starts playing*

AAAAHHHHHHHH

DUDE

THAT WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE MAN

you just have to fucking crawl?!

well watch this then Trump!

FRONT FLIP

SHIT

*tina is back baby*

BUM

oHH HEY

you saw that Trump

Trump just walks away

nothing happened here... i was not trying to kill myself

where will Trump go?

on his next adventure, no one knows.

will he find a giant pizza to kill himself in next??

WATCH NEXT EPISODE OF TRUMP KILLS HIMSELF!

*fancy af editing*

WATCH NEXT EPISODE OF SUICIDAL TRUMP!

*fancy*

WATCH NEXT EPISODE OF CRIPPLING DEPRESSION: DONALD TRUMP

*im dying*

''You have accepted Rump into your life?''

oh i have

*what*

I'm not voting either alright? Calm down.

OH FUCK ME I GOTTA

FRONT FLIP

SHIT

I GOTTA JUMP?!

NO

TRUMP HANG IN THERE BUDDY

PAPA PEWDS IS COMING FOR YA

HAMG IN THERE TRUMP

I GOT YOU BUDDY

I GOT YOU

I JUST GOTTA-

HAAAANG IN THERE BUDDY

NOOOOOOO I MISSED

NOOOOOOOOO

why play the game how it's meant to be?

idk

i don't-

i-

DID IT

*laughs*

NAILED IT

you're fine Mr President

aight now this game has just gotten weird

before it was weird now it's just fucking weird-

CHAIR

FUCK

AY I DID IT

AAAAAAAAND EATING ASS

*secret agent man*

*wtf*

i mean.. i can't interrupt this

it just looks like they're having a great time

you know what i'll just join the party

*amazing dancing*

*elevator music*

go fucken subscribe

look how cool this painting is

check out this suggested video it's bomb

and go download Tuber Simulator

okay baiiiiiii (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ