So recently, I've been noticing another trend.

A lot of people have been posting videos titled,

[bleep] Woman Say

or [bleep] Men Say,

and I am sick and tired of seeing these types of videos

and I'm sure you are too by now.

That's why I made a whole bunch more. Take a look.

-That's a-- that's a-- that's a--oh, my...

-What the hell?

Can you hear me?

Mom! -Come on!

-Bring me a Hot Pocket, the--the pizza.

-Back out, back out!

-Stupid campers, man.

-Back in, back in!

-I'm on your team!

-Okay, who flashed me?

-Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod--

Oh, my God-- Yeah, oh, my God!

-And this mother[bleep] was like,

"[bleep] you."

This mother[bleep] was a [indistinct]

and so I was like...

"Oh, you from that gang?

'Cause this mother[bleep] got a snake tattoo."

Like, oh [bleep] was gon' happen.

"I don't give a [bleep] if you a teacher.

You still gon' get it mother[bleep]"

[speaking indistinctly, multiple bleeps]

...happy?

That's when I realized,

Snape a good dude.

He was looking out for Harry Potter the whole time.

-That's what's up, Hogwarts for life!

-Ow!

[printer whirs, shredder whirs]

[hing creaks, water hisses]

[microwave beeps, lamp clicks on]

[dryer whirs] -I'm a banana.

-[cutesy voice]: Hey there, wittle poopsy-woopsy

doopsy-woopsy-doopsy-coopsy-boopsy-woospy!

-What the fu--

-I walk into my cat and trip over my dog,

kiss a princess and turn into a frog.

The sunlight! [hisses]

-It's bright. [hisses weakly]

Don't you cut me o--

-Dook!

-Hey, is that you mowing your lawn at 9 in the morning?

Good idea.

-Babe, I love talking to you on the phone for hours,

especially when there's silent pauses.

-Who's Justin Bieber?

-I love dieting.

-Oh, my God, yes, I love traffic.

-Oh, my God, yes, traffic.

Uh, BlackBerrys can do way more than iPhones.

-God, I love waiting for the bus.

-Another red light. Love it!

[construction sounds]

-Don't you love construction in the morning?

-Oh, I can talk.

-Twilight movies? Way better than the books.

No, take your time crossing the street; it's cool.

I'm so happy unicorns don't exist.

-'Kay, babe. I'll see you later tonight.

-Who's that? -It's my mom.

-Does someone have a flat tire?

I love when the toilet seat is cold in the morning.

-Non-alcoholic beer? Genius.

-Kidz Bop? Genius.

-T-Pain sounds way better without Auto-Tune.

-Oh, Siri, you're always right.

-I'm so mad the SOPA bill didn't get passed.

-You know where I really want to go this summer?

-Where? -South Dakota.

-You know where I really want to go this summer?

-Where? -The DMV.

-You know where I really want to go this summer?

-Where? -The hood.

-I think Jersey Shore is educational.

-You know who's better than Kobe Bryant?

-Who? -Luke Walton.

-I love cleaning!

LeBron James? Clutch.

-Teehee!