Who said that?

誰說的？

Well maybe I did, you silly looking fool!

或許我該說你看起來像個傻瓜！

Well maybe I should introduce you to my fist!

也許我該跟你介紹一下我的拳頭！

Well maybe imma show you my Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!

看來我該讓你見識一下我的PPAP！

And what exactly is a Pen Pineapple Apple Pen?

所以，PPAP究竟是什麼玩意兒？

Well I'm so glad you asked!

我很高興你問了！

♪

我有枝筆

♪ I have a pen, ♪

我有顆蘋果

♪ I have a apple... ♪

嗯！

♪ Uh! ♪

蘋果筆

♪ Apple Pen. ♪

我有枝筆

♪ I have a pen, ♪

我有顆鳳梨

♪ I have pineapple, ♪

嗯！

♪ Uh! ♪

鳳梨筆

♪ Pineapple Pen. ♪

蘋果筆

♪ Apple Pen, ♪

鳳梨筆

♪ Pineapple Pen, ♪

嗯！

♪ Uh! ♪

不！

♪ Pen Pineapple Apple Pen! ♪

不！

♪

我有枝筆

♪ Pen Pineapple Apple Pen! ♪

我有顆蘋果

No!

嗯！

No!

蘋果筆

♪ I have a pen, ♪

我有枝筆

♪ I have an apple, ♪

我有顆鳳梨

♪ Uh! ♪

嗯！

♪ Apple Pen. ♪

鳳梨筆

♪ I have a pen, ♪

蘋果筆

♪ I have pineapple,

鳳梨筆

♪ Uh! ♪

嗯！

♪ Pineapple Pen. ♪

嗯...這啥？

♪ Apple Pen, ♪

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！

♪ Pineapple Pen, ♪

鳳梨蘋果筆

♪ Uh! ♪

將在離你最近的Apple商店與你見面！

♪ Pen Pineapple Apple Pen ♪

嗨！大家好！我是Scarce，我們今天出了新的影片

♪ Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

而第一個故事來自Keemstar，你們大概知道他是美國總統

Uh...what the?

好的，歡迎你們在一個神奇網路上來到一個全新的影片

AAAhhhhh!!

而我們的觀眾包含了女孩、變性人、雙性人、流性者、未確認者和人工智能

The Pen Pineapple Apple Pen.

Coming soon to an Apple Store near you!

[Transcribed by Tech Off]