(sigh)

(sigh)

(upbeat music)

- Hey Dad, can you transfer me some some money?

- [Voiceover] Nick, you've got a full-time job.

(upbeat music)

- Seamus, did you use my prescription toothpaste?

- [Voiceover] Yeah, choose bro.

- No, it's... it's mine, it's (beep)-ing expensive.

Get your own. (beep)

(upbeat music)

- [Voiceover] If I'm gonna give you money,

I want to know what it's for.

- I need to buy toilet paper.

- [Voiceover] Toilet paper?

- Yeah.

- [Voiceover] How do you not have toilet paper?

- I've just gotten by without it.

- [Voiceover] How is that possible?

- Because, I've been holding in my poos for work.

(vacuum whirs)

(crash)

(vacuum whirs fade away)

- Hey Nick, my cousin's are visiting Sydney this weekend.

Do you reckon we could have a party at yours?

- Or, you can throw your own party.

- My parents are being dickheads about it.

- Alright. Fine. Okay, I'll have it.

- You're the best.

- One more thing, one more thing. Ummm....

Can you pay my rent this week?

(dial tone)

- Dad, Dad,

Hello?

(click)

- Wassaa!

- [Voiceover] Nick, what are you doing? Get out!

- Let's play FIFA, let's play FIFA, Brad.

Please, I want to sleep.

- [Voiceover] Close the door.

- I'm sleeping here.

- [Voiceover] Close the door.

(upbeat music)

- (bleep) I'm old.

(upbeat music)