Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • *siren sound*

  • Call the police.....

  • A new demo is out..

  • Today!!

  • This just came out!!

  • Its so fresh that....

  • Yeah Gotta call the co- , Gotta call the poli-

  • *demon*

  • Alright....

  • So.....

  • Resident Evil 7

  • Teaser came out!!

  • I don't know ...

  • But i think they are trying to pull a PT here!

  • If you are not familiar

  • PT was a horror game that came out last year!

  • It's officially the most dowloaded demo of all time...

  • Not sure if that's true, but i think that's what- that-

  • What's that Matthew Mcconaughey ,

  • It's confirming me those numbers right now....

  • Those numbers are confirmed

  • So...

  • Obviously.....

  • How is Resident Evil 7 gonna promote themselves

  • There gonna try to do the same thing!!

  • There gonna try and drop a demo....

  • Let's check it out,

  • Is it as good as PT?

  • Highly doubt it

  • *laughs*

  • Resident Evil is really a franchise that has gone down hill!!

  • Since number 4 .......

  • 5 was shit!

  • 6 was garbage...

  • 7...

  • Will they bring it back?

  • I don't know...

  • Let's find out!

  • Yeah they are definitely Pcing us right now, PTing

  • Us right now...

  • Wtf am I talking about?

  • Although...

  • Uhhhhh

  • Resident Evil Extinction,

  • Is that- is that what they are called?

  • They are pretty interesting

  • I think- I think

  • I think....

  • It's- it's gonna be

  • Oh my god , What is happening?

  • I literally have the same camera....

  • This is fucking freaky as shit dude!!

  • You gotta see this i literally have the same fucking camera

  • Set up man...

  • Shockgun might be and everything

  • Oh my god, WTF?

  • Hey buddy!

  • Hey dude, that's an expensive camera...

  • Fucking hell. Do you know how much i paid for that?

  • Wtf are you doing mate?

  • Yeah...

  • This is weird...

  • Wtf

  • Dude that is...

  • A fucking bomb ass knife man...

  • So If that was the camera, why is my vision still like a camera...

  • And audio for that matter...

  • Am i robot?

  • this is like-

  • *reading german*

  • GOD DAMNIT!

  • Michael, it's your german account again!!

  • Oooo... i like the audio

  • Dont worry we'll change it-

  • Dont worry...

  • Oh hey...

  • I handed that...

  • Alright, now fucking-

  • We are not playing in Dutch

  • Alright...

  • Japanisch...

  • Do we have Swedish?

  • ENGLISCH

  • Englisch...

  • Ein, aus *Wtf are you talking pewds?*

  • Is this on or off?

  • How would I know?

  • I can't fucking.. Weiter?

  • Press Any Button

  • I did it...

  • I press the Any Button...

  • Wow we are playing, right away

  • Resident Evil 7 Teaser, Beginning Hour

  • Thank you.

  • *kiss*

  • For teasing us...

  • It probably spent a lot of money building this demo...

  • Sorry...

  • Hopefully it's a good one

  • *reading with german accent* get out of the house

  • hoooh

  • Ok...

  • This looks very interesing so far!!

  • I have that same couch.

  • Wtf is this?

  • Capcom you tryna troll me?

  • I shall dash them against the stones

  • Well...

  • That's what you do right?

  • Look they are playing MTV

  • *reads*

  • That was a lowkey burn everyone!

  • Looks like we need a fuse doesnt it?

  • Fuse is missing...

  • Who has fuses this big?

  • Marzia does...

  • Heyyyyy

  • Actually they are tiny,

  • I am just kidding,

  • I love her!

  • *kisses*

  • Marzia....

  • Please don't leave me

  • Now...

  • Where do we go?

  • We gotta find that fuse doe...

  • Let's look around a bit

  • Find some happy little clouds.

  • Alright...

  • Apparently I am a camera in my face

  • Hey look at that guy, I have the same glasses

  • WAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE CAPCOM

  • You tryna troll me...

  • I guess we'll go out and look for the...

  • The fuse...

  • Ohhh...

  • You press twice to open doors

  • Dude, this is fucking Scare Pewdiepie season 2 Man

  • look at this shit.

  • Hello?

  • Any...

  • Where did that other guy go?

  • Alright where is that fucking fuse man...

  • Trynna check out the controls, looks like we can croutch

  • Alright...

  • That might come in handy!

  • Surprisingly lack amount of zombies

  • A dummy finger...

  • Awesome!

  • Thanks!

  • Must have been Jacksepticeyes

  • Heyyy yooooo!

  • Jack is just my go to guy now...

  • I am so sorry...

  • It's nothing personal

  • It's that you are Irish

  • It's not your fault,

  • for being born Irish

  • Ya bitch

  • *kiss*

  • Love you though...

  • Alright let's check the fridge,

  • maybe there is a fuse in the fridge

  • They both start on "F"...

  • Soooooo...

  • OH MAY GAWD

  • That is...

  • No that anyone can open the fridge in a while...

  • It's...

  • They got some good maggot cake though...

  • That's pretty good, yeah...

  • Let's check the microwave ,yeah, i am sure they'll-

  • OH GOD WTF MAN

  • WTF IS THAT?

  • WHAT IS THAT?

  • EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • CLOSE IT

  • Thank you very much though,

  • That looks...

  • Not like I would like to have it!

  • The fuck is this?

  • It plays beautiful

  • *reads*

  • Just like my *beatbox*

  • What was that

  • Is anyone out here?

  • Oh there is me, bumping into the table

  • Where am i?

  • What the fuck, everything is closed

  • God damn, this place suck

  • I'm glad you take the flash light ri- right away

  • It gets so old like,

  • "You have to find the flashlight"

  • Hello?

  • Oh.. God

  • OH GOD OH

  • WHAT DE FUUUCK

  • Oh

  • SHIT

  • I did not expect to see that

  • Hey we got Bolt Cutters every-

  • *scream*

  • JESUZ

  • Where do you come from?

  • Did i just squeal like a pig?

  • I literally did

  • *reads*

  • Why dont i use the Bolt Cutter?

  • Honestly tho

  • Well this is going great so far guys!

  • Uhhhhh

  • We found a pig,

  • sawed in half

  • Hope nooo vegeterians are watching...

  • Alright...

  • Soooo...

  • Wait what?

  • Okay.

  • You know what...

  • Color...

  • Color me interested so far

  • This is pretty cool!

  • The fuck this is not a key to get out?

  • Vhs tape?

  • But you don't even know what that is...

  • It's a nice cupboard, you know what?

  • I could paint this and make it nice again.

  • *laughs*

  • Just sayin...

  • Alright.....

  • Unnecessary piece of information for everyone

  • Alright , did we-

  • Yeah , yeah there was a tv in the bedroom

  • I KNOW!

  • I KNOW

  • You don't have to tel-

  • Oh god, there's upstairs as well

  • Jesus Christ , dude......

  • Let's start uhmmm

  • Let's start with the tv!

  • Oh my fucking dick!

  • Ohhhhh....

  • I dont think i should

  • ah

  • Fuck me in the ass

  • Hello?

  • Why do i always go to like the most sexual thing i can say when i get scared

  • It's fucking we-

  • That piano is gonna slam

  • I am gonna slam it now

  • Fuck you

  • There you go!

  • Bitch ass piano!

  • Alright let's put the vhjs tape here

  • Very interesting!

  • ohhh

  • *reads the text*

  • Rehearsal!

  • What???

  • What is this??

  • Oh fuck me

  • Jesus

  • What the fuck are you doing in here?

  • Oh we're playing the!

  • We are playing the vhs tape

  • Dude this is sooo coool!!!

  • Fuck you I am right here

  • My god this guy is literally me

  • *laughs*

  • Am I filming?

  • I think I am the camera guy

  • Yeah I am definitely the camera guy

  • That is brilliant

  • Please be back to me Resident Evil

  • Please be back

  • I love you

  • Yeah we are rolling,

  • uhhhh

  • Got the camera here ready, right here

  • Ohhhhh

  • Are we watching our own tape?

  • Gaps

  • That would make sense

  • Oh we saw them in the beginning

  • I've always wanted to do that!

  • One day i'll do that.....

  • Hello?

  • This is scary dude......

  • *laughs*

  • *laughs*

  • Pete is my hero

  • How fucking dare talk to me-

  • This is the same house!

  • Heyyyy

  • Guys what was that sound?

  • Why... Oh re-

  • *laughs*

  • It does look good!

  • *laughs*

  • Where the fuck-

  • Nooooo

  • Noooooo

  • Are you serious??

  • Oh my god

  • Thanks....

  • Thanks buddy

  • Just from what you said before i really feel honored

  • Alright camera- mc- Clancy

  • *Kapao*

  • *Kapao*

  • Get all the shots!

  • *Kapao*

  • Yeah

  • Dude this is gonna get like 6 million views in youtube mate

  • This is some Pewdiepie shit man

  • Should I- should I go?

  • Or you go?

  • You are the hero

  • You go

  • You are the star!

  • Yeah you go

  • Oh my goood

  • This is the room we came from!

  • Well clearly not in here man!

  • Oh fuck me man

  • What's with the fireplace?

  • Why are you looking there man?

  • What???

  • Noooooooo

  • Honestly....

  • Agree.....

  • But i don't think Andre is in there though...

  • I don't know why you insinuating he is there

  • You got a great ass though....

  • Let's keep this shot going

  • *reads*

  • Oh my looord

  • We are inside the walls of the haunted house

  • This is gonna be- this is gonna get so many fucking hits on youtube

  • This is gonna go viral

  • Viral Horror Video

  • Fuck you

  • Ohhh

  • *laughs*

  • I am enjoying this

  • This is a really cool g- demo

  • Alright i'll see ya

  • This is not what i expected

  • Uhmmm

  • It's like eh

  • Bandom shit

  • I am scared , can i go up now?

  • You coming down ya fucking pussy

  • OH MAH GAWD

  • NOooooooo

  • Ahhhhh

  • OHHHHH

  • OHHHHHH

  • ANDRE??

  • No

  • Nooooo

  • Oh boy!

  • Well we know what happened then......

  • Oh cool story

  • Oh wait there is uh-

  • *reads note*

  • Oh You against the stone, he changed -

  • Oh god plz

  • For the love of god

  • Well that would-

  • That's pretty much we got out of that

  • But now we know there is something here

  • I suppose we cant really ...

  • Do it twice cant we?

  • We can do it twice

  • Which opens up here but...

  • I don't really see a point going down here twice, You know what i mean?

  • There is the key

  • Okay

  • Thank you though

  • God i am legit scared right now!

  • This is fucking freaky man!

  • I am just gonna keep..

  • *gasp*

  • Oh...

  • My god.....

  • Do you think he pass or?

  • I think it was just like a ,

  • quick spook, i don't think he is actually there

  • We got the backdoor key now we just gotta get out!

  • Get out, get out!

  • I am just gonna run for it

  • Just gonna fucking run for it

  • That seems like the right thing to do right?

  • OH GOOOD

  • AHHH JAVLAR

  • FUUUUUCK

  • Go you son of a slow ass bitch, ass bitch

  • Oh goood!!

  • God jesus why??

  • *boom*

  • Freedom

  • Oh nooooo

  • Oh shit it was the dad!

  • Welcome to the-

  • What?

  • Just don't cut my dick off, when you know you got the rope down...

  • You know what i mean?

  • Ahhh fuck!

  • Sorry about that lady!

  • Ohhhhh

  • ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • ohhhhhhh

  • *reads*

  • WHAT, FUCK YOU

  • FUCK YOU MAN

  • You make me wait that long, how fucking dare you!

  • Tease me like that

  • Why do they always do that??

  • Tell me about the fucking game, a week before

  • And I'll be like hey cool, I can play

  • You can't make me wait that long!!

  • What the, fuck you

  • What a slap in the face with a ..... dick

  • God damn

  • Alright, let's ehh let's have a little chat

  • I am impressed, i think that looks pretty cool

  • It seems like a new direction for Resident Evil

  • Which i think they need to take

  • So what do you think , let me know

  • I am very interested

  • To be fair though i played demos before that are really cool

  • and then..

  • The full game is something completely different

  • But I like it how they kept it small, and i like how they tryna tell us the story

  • and i think eehh

  • yeah...

  • It's eh it's very interesing

  • I was not paid to play this demo or anything

  • i am giving you my honest opinion

  • And uhhh that's it, let me know what you think

  • Leave a like if you enjoyed it and as always

  • Subscribe to become a bro today, I'll see you tomorrow bros I don't know why I did this intro so fast gotta end it's over

  • *outro*

  • *pure blackness*Umm...Pewds...

  • WTF is going on?

*siren sound*

Subtitles and vocabulary

Click the word to look it up Click the word to find further inforamtion about it