P: Yeah, you heard the beep

R: You sound different today Sean

R: Welcome back to another episode of

R: Cooking...

R: ...but not really

R: This time

R: Sean's not here

R: I don't know what character that is

P: I don't know what that was

R: Alright so

R: This is a special surprise edition

R: of Cooking, but not really

R: Paco's playing Sean today

P: What's up

P: I'm sean

P: ...but not really

R: That's not a good Sean impression

R: You gotta do the eye thing

P: That's so hard

R: You gotta go outwards

P: I-I don't know how he does that

R: That's why Sean, nobody can replace Sean

R: Alright so, today is Sean's birthday and

R: We had, I had this idea

R: Literally like one hour ago

R: It's 3 o'clock

R: He's coming over

R: And everybody's coming over here at 7

R: So we have four hours to get this done

R: What I wanna do

R: I don't even know

R: If it's possible

R: But we have to get him a - a

R: I wanna make him a cake

R: But not a - a dessert cake

R: Like a food cake

R: For those of you that don't know

R: Sean loves KFC Famous Bowls

R: Ever since like in High School, when it came out

R: For us, that's like his favourite food

R: So what I wanna do

R: Is make him a *giggles*

R: Famous cake? I don't know

R: This sounds, this sounds so stupid

R: Now that I say it back

R: It was good in my head

R: Alright, so we're gonna make a Famous Bowl cake

R: We have no time

R: We have four hours to get everything, get it done

R: We also have to get a regular cake

R: So we probably should go

R: And rather than just explaining this

P: Yeah we probably should've just did it in the car

R: Yeah, let's go, we should-

R: Alright, so we're on the way

R: Does KFC offer extra like- just corn?

R: and just-

P: Oh yeah, they have sides of corn

R: And just cheese?

P: And I'm sure we can just order sides of cheese

P: If not, I mean, we're at Smith's-

R: Oh actually you know what? I have cheese at home

R: It might be old

P: I'd eat it

R: No, we're using the old cheese

P: Okay, old cheese it is

R: Yep

P: i think if cheese gets old

P: It just grows another letter

R: Ha! Mold, get it?

P: *laughs* You got it!

R: We don't know what kind of cake to get Sean

R: I've known him for 20 years

R: And I don't know what kind of cake he likes

R: Same burger cake that Derrick got?

R: We got for his birthday?

R: "Dang, a burger cake?

R: That's wassup"

R: It might work

R: Get it again and we're like,

R: "Dang, another burger cake?

R: That's double wassup"

R: Alright, we're doing it

P: Okay *laughs*

R: Alright, what else do we need?

R: So,

P: Gravy

P: Mashed potatoes

R: And one extra corn

R: We have cheese

R: Hi can I get um,

R: Ten Famous Bowls

R: Four... mashed potatoes

R: One corn

R: Four gravy

R: Two...popcorn chicken nuggets

R: Probably trippin' out right now

R: Alright, so we spent 40 minutes

R: Getting supplies, we still have

R: Do the math

P: Three hours and twenty minutes!

R: What time is he coming? Seven!

R: Three hours and twenty minutes,

R: That's a lot of time

R: This is easy

P: Yeah we're pretty much done

R: I know, 'cause we didn't have to actually make it

R: Alright so this is not a REAL Cooking, but not really

R: 'Cause we're not even kind of cooking

R: This is like-

R: Shaping, but not really *laughs*

P: It's a new segment

R: We got- no well, you know what?

R: You know what? This is-

R: This is still cooking

P: But not really

R: Not really

P: Rollin'

P: Rollin'

R: We're wasting time

R: First thing you need to do

R: In order to make cake,

R: You need the cake

R: ...tray

R: Aw, this is perfect. Look at that

R: Perfect- aw... it's gonna fit

P: Yeah, it'll fit. Pretty sure it'll fit

R: Alright so we're gonna do this

R: This is the idea

R: Okay, so what we're doing is

R: We're gonna empty these, like

R: I don't wanna show you, 'cause I'm don't wanna mess-

R: Ey, I'm doing it

R: We're gonna empty it out like this

R: Two, three, four

R: Squish it together a little bit better

R: Put another four

R: And then with that,

R: We're gonna use the extra mashed potatoes we have

R: I'm not, I don't know where it is

R: Fill in the gap, the crevices

R: And just sculpt

R: I don't know~

P: Waaait

P: Wa-wa wait, do you want to do this instead?

P: Do you wanna layer the bottom a little bit?

P: With some mashed potatoes?

R: Alright let's do that. I like that idea

R: So first layer?

P: Go for it, dude

R: I don't know, I usually have Sean here to tell me like,

R: That'll work, or that won't work

P: That does work, because it creates a foundation

R: Alright, now you're being a little more Sean

R: 'Cause I tell him bad ideas

R: And he tells me if it's gonna work or not

P: Alright well, this one will work

R: Scrap that idea, putting this back

R: Aw man, I made a mess

R: I just...

R: UH OH

P: Push it out, yeah push it out

R: Eyy! Not bad!

P: One down, seven more to go

R: Dude, it's kinda fallin'

R: Look at this technique, dude

P: Damn, dude

P: After one you get it perfected

R: I call this the uh...

R: When we were younger and we didn't get

R: Uh, arrested for doing this to your children

R: Technique

P: You have to be a little bit more stern with your child

R: BAD BOY! P: Borderline going to jail

R: UH OH

R: It's not coming out

R: At this point we're basically reshaping it

R: OH YOU oh my God

R: Fix it! Hurry!

P: Ugh! It's kinda hot!

R: Okay don't- don't fix it then

P: There you go, there you go

R:That looks awful!

R: Let's just think about this real quick

R: This is risky

P: Ooh! I do like risky

R: If we get all- put all four

R: Or all eight

R: Or let's just do four for now

R: Mix it all up so it's evenly dispersed

R: And then reshape it

R: Here we go

R: This looks disgusting now

R: I mean, it works

R: Oh! I got it all over the pot handle

R: See? No Sean, no clean

P: This means it's a lot to HANDLE

P: Right?

P: Dude, right there, look!

R: This is a cake

P: This is a cake!

R: This is... not holding anymore

R: This does not look like a cake, dude

R: At ALL

R: Basically, now that I think about it

R: I have to redo this all

R: Like, I shouldn't have done this yet

P: Why?

R: 'Cause when you pour this on

R: I'm gonna have to reshape it anyway

R: I know this looks disgusting

R: But I really want to eat it

R: Well does this look like a cake now?

R: Strategy #4: we're keeping it in the deep dish

R: Oh that feels nasty

P: Wait, why are you picking it up like that?

R: Why not?

P: 'Cause you just pour it in

R: No, this is more fun!

R: Look at that!

P: MMM!

R: See, this is a real-

R: How you actually cook

R: You just use your hands

R: You don't need tools

R: Oh you know what we could do

R: Now I think about it

R: Since we have it like this,

R: We can still make the top of the cake

R: Look like a cake

P: Yeah, that's what I was saying

R: I don't recall you saying that! FLASHBACK!

P: OH MY GOD!

P: Yeah dude, it fits perfectly

P: Look at that

P: This is like, this is meant to be

R: Yeah, this is what we intended all along

R: Strategy now:

R: Is to spread this to make it all white

R: And look like a cake

R: This looks like it could be something sweet

P: You would never even know

R: Hey, this is looking good!

R: This is starting to look like a cake

R: See the technique?

R: See?

R: BAM!

P: The head jerk, that's important

R: So, we have two options:

R: We wait a little bit

R: Flip it out somewhere so we can finish it up

R: Or we keep it like this and design it like this

P: Design it like this!

P: This looks good!

P: This is covering up our flaws

P: This is the makeup of our cake

R: Cheese first

R: So just put this throughout

R: These are taking place of the sprinkles

R: I think it looked more like a cake without the cheese

R: Well, you know what?

R: We'll just tell Sean we made him a Famous Bowl

R: A gigantic Famous Bowl

R: So we got the cheese

R: Now it's time to layer it with the chicken

R: I really, really hope we have enough chicken

R: If not, we gotta space these bad boys apart

P: Ay, there we go, there we go look

R: I don't know, we're running pretty low

R: Life hacks.

P: Oh dude, rip 'em- ohh!

R: Life hacks, boys

R: Man, we good

R: TADAA!~

R: That's something, dude

R: Look at that

P: Damn. That looks- that looks pretty good actually

R: Oh, this is pretty liquid-y

P: Dude, I told you

R: Wait, was I supposed to cut the bag first?

P: No no no no you don't