You know his face

Now you'll know the answer to the question

Why is Benedict Cumberbatch in everything these days?

SHERLOCK

The world's most famous detective returns to the screen

for like the 200th time

But this show is more than a rehash of public domain stories from the 1890s

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Arrrg, next time they reboot Sherlock, Watson's going to be a vine star, isn't he?

What was that? Ahhh, alright, P-Vine

Meet Sherlock Holmes

Consulting detective

obsessive-compulsive

and high-functioning sociopath

I'm a high-funtioning sociopath

High-functioning sociopath

Which is all just Sherlock speak for

he's ginormous dick to everyone

She could be trying to tell us somethi...

Yes, thank you for your input

Thrilled, as he solves London's toughest crimes

armed only with the ability to make helpful words float in thin air

And the power of knowing whatever the script needs him to know

How did you know his schedule?

Because I do

While Sherlock is a man who's all brain and no heart

he's joined by Doctor Watson, a man who's all heart and no brain

Watch him endure endless abuse and still stick by its roommate's side

Because someone has to give a good reaction face...

A few of those are from the office

I bet you didn't even notice

Get ready for a mystery series that's actually a superhero show in disguise

Complete with a super-powered main character

a trusty sidekick

a city to protect

and great bad guys like Moriarty

And honey, you should see me in a crown

That dream sequence with Moriarty in it

and the video implying Moriarty is back for season 4

but otherwise, the criminals turn out to be whatever actor has a small point of speaking role

Law and order rules, guys!

They're universal

So pour yourself a cup of tea

I'll bring you your morning tea

Tea?

A cup of tea would be lovely

Toss on your favorite scarf

And enjoy a witty smart clever show

Let's obnoxiously aware how witty smart clever is

Sounds clever

Clever...

As it keeps you on the edge of your seat

trying to solve the latest puzzles and cliffhangers

then spit in your face for even bothering to try

Do you honestly believe that you have enough stupid theories this is gonna change what already happened?

And makes you care about Benedict Cumberbatch's portrayal of the character

then implies you're a loser for loving him

He would be a fan of Sherlock Holmes

Well, EXCUSE me for loving your beautiful shark face

I'm sure Elementary on CBS will appreciate my attention

What have you got cooking in those pots?

Oh this is not blackley christian old belt, splash of feline urine!

Nevermind

Starring

I'll Tumblr For Ya

The Original Cumberbitch

Texting

I'll prefer to text

He's texting me now

Text me the details

I'll text you if I'm availabe

Moriarty licking stuff

Sherlock Sniffing Things

Obviously

Yes, obviously

She? Obviously

Some sort of code? Obviously

Obviously

Sherlock Having No Friends

He doesn't have friends

How many friends do you imagine he has

I don't have friends

I don't have FRIENDS

A friend?

An enemy

Oh, which one?

The Way British People Say 'Aluminum'

Particularly enjoy the one about the aluminium crutch

Sherlock Being Unimpressed

Sounds a bit dull

She's boring

Boring!

Dull

Dull. Boring. Predictable

Watson's Adorable Little Run

I've been calling you

(running endlessly)

Sherlock's Reverse Smile

No, it wasn't! Wasn't it?

And, The Roast of Sherlock's Hat

I like your funny hat

Detective, the one with the silly hat

The clever detective in the funny hat

C'mon, be honest, Sherlock!

You figure things out the same way everyone else does these days

Ok, I learned it on YouTube

HA! I KNEW IT!

Hey, Sherlock fans!

Do you want some more SWEET, EXCLUSIVE Benedict Cumberbatch footage?

Well then you're in luck!

Check out Honest Interviews

Our first series from the team behind Honest Trailers

where we sit down with your favorite stars and ask them to do silly stuff

Rough Wiggum, he's a favorite

My cat's breath smells like cat food

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Except for all those other places

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