It's the big day, now who do I choose?

Hillary Clinton

Or Donald Trump

Oh golly, what do I do?

Really?

Vote for me!

Thirty years in the game

And although Clinton's my name

I'll be damned if I let a man define the rest of my days

My business is booming,

I'm entrepreneuring

Fighting fires with "you're fired"

Tired of wating for the legislators

I'm on a misson

with me and type of crystal nixle

trainees and welcome to granny's

blacklivesmatter afghani he's got to be

sure we don't go back track extended to

this country back but what are your policies

but i love to answer that but

first maybe shady tell me how many bags

in your top teams donors a week 1234

don't declare nuclear war one of his

policies malice feeling impossible

fallacies been religion fantasies a wall

to keep out wild places i find your

campaign to hear the concerns you and

your money bills or not you have in

front of the bill since 95 bring back

the little scaly she knew her way our end up like

you you drop that F word,the P word,the C word

that they were in the same word and

that's just the shortlist the only thing

i'm dropping bombs to migrate got rid of

Mike Pence and while we're at and

crumples plagiarizing controversies

first Milania Michelle know you with

white man from the fifties who taught

you know means growth really though when

i watch that locker mouth out with soap

you choke on that slippery slow i grew

up one cannot Republicans running for

the hills if the word internal luna

certain bill would accidentally is golf

chat bad hook my not socials and all

tough one photon I'm folk bottles I love

women don't talk

you're so two-faced once white lies ones

old friends now just stick to the middle

that Democratic

our econimy is crumbling got time for a wannabe I won't do of New

Yorkers SNL makes fun of me

you're delusional bankrupt the casinos

are trash I'm shocked you can divide the

country since you clearly can't do math

had any party

well grab yourself a pie chart cut taxes

on the rich convince more people it's

smart throw your marital logic and bring

the Union more nude / in the last Civil

War the racist center restart running a

country's just like running business

handled looks like Gary Busey on select

the things you're fired

oh there's no trouble like I students

what do world basically cuz

1,000,000,000 let's make this and they

just copy their liturgies years of

Obama's a Muslim but Pence is gonna lead

us like the Saudis we open up with me on

the two-year cite the Bible you didn't

read a book about you you didn't right

between the deaths in Benghazi and all

those missing criminals this monopoly

owner votes Clinton goes to recruit of

jail will be more useful and chains and

following up Iraq and while we're at it

gel into orange is the new black

I'll make the rest of America make my

motorcycle clear my name on the White

House and the board and little can't

read it

beware the old hands which is just the

Rocky Mountains that guided in there

just like a fellow a static hello class

act

throwback in tow and Obama at the White

House Jim Crow 2.0

alright I my decision ken Bohn

this building

third-party what's Aleppo countries just

like running business handled it looks

like Gary Busey the things you're fired

oh there's no trouble like I students

what a deal world basically costs 1

billion