Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Is this what you want? Unboxing. Heard of it? We certainly have. Not quite sure what it is. I was about to say, this is what someone who's never heard of unboxing videos would say. Okay. I think I get it, but what is it? Like, you get a product or a toy or something and you uh- open it on camera and then talk about what you're- what you got. Oh so we're- we're doing it perfectly! Sort of. We have a twist. Uh, these are packages from our moms! Thanks, Karen and Ruth! -music- So my mom didn't so much send me this package as I went to- to Florida to visit her and she- uh- I said- oh! Can you send me a package and then she handed me this gift she had already bought me, and so I brought it on the airplane. I'm worried because my mom was like "How many things is Gaby's mom sending her?" She wanted it to be e- even. And then I just said, "ten." So, (laughing) this is my mom's- says Karen Dunn- this is my mom's personal stationary. Okay, so something is stapled inside. Okay, it is- a- photo of the actor George Takei. (laughing) -It says -what does it say? It says (laughing) you can pee next to me. And it's an article that she (laughs) PRINTED- from the internet. I'm sorry. Gaby, what was her intention? Was she going to mail this to you, or she always was going to hand this to you in person? No, she was gonna mail it to me! It says, "Actor George Takei is the latest celebrity to come out against North Carolina's controversial non- discrimination law HB2." "Hi, honey. I tried to buy you the t-shirt through (unintelligible), but the promotion had closed. I liked the message, and knew you would too, so I had to buy a shirt commercially. To our passions. Love, mom." Is there only gonna be one thing in your- thing? I think so. But also, I love that she -Why didn't you explain that it was supposed to be multiple things? Because she already had it! God, now it's so weird and embarassing. For MY mom! My mom right now is like, uh a lawyer for Hillary Clinton, so she's like, working overtime at, like, the democratic, like, national, like, party, or whatever? My parents are both very very, like, into politics and -MY mom volunteered for League of Women Voters for years. Okay. I'm just saying, they're both, like, -They're very active in the arts! I'm just saying, this makes total sense. My dad's like, posting selfies on Instagram from, like, the Hillary phone bank and stuff. My parents are trying to get (unintelligible) to come to Broadway. Okay, so it's a shirt that says, "You Can Pee Next to Me." And she had this made up? It's not the official shirt! No, it's not the same shirt that actor George Takei is wearing in this photo. (laughs) A KNOCKOFF charity shirt? Yeah. So this is a shirt that says, "You Can Pee Next to Me," which I guess is, uh, I guess in response to, uh, trans bathroom rights and gender neutral bathroom... And so it's like a political shirt in support of trans rights. My mother also supports trans rights. (laughs) You only have ONE thing in your whole package? Uh, I have this LOVELY photo of George Takei! (laughs) If you guys are wondering what- where I come from, I think this just- really just explains it. Also, hers is in this bag, mine's in this, like, (lifts box). I think everything is making sense to everybody right now. (laughs) Ooh! Mine's also on Ruth Raskin stationary! (laughs) Where are these moms getting this hip stationary?! "Hi, Allison. I stopped in a random store yesterday on Madison Avenue on my way to the Mets. Wow! Cultured. I found this whole section of fun/necessary items that reminded me of you. Some are to help you write, some are to help you remember where you came from (I <3 NY), and some are to make you laugh. Enjoy!" I'm gonna cry. (laughs) I feel like I'm at summer camp again, this is so beautiful. Ooooooh! A Magic 8 Ball! This is so fun! My mom used to send me those when I went to summer camp every year. Cause you lost it every year? Will we be together forever? Well, it seems to be stuck. "My reply is no." (gasp) Will we be friends forever? (Maybe it doesn't understand, like, our type of relationship.) Oh, okay, yeah, this is a really hetero-normative Magic 8 Ball. "Very Doubtful." All right, we'll move on! Ohh yeaaah! Head Massager! Are you kidding me, mom? This is the best! I'm gonna tell her that we're gonna film another one of these, but we won't. And I'll just- (shocked into silence by the feeling of the head massager) That's good right? (mouths) That's amazing! People have had this forever and I didn't know? Yeah! I also feel like that's how I'd feel after like, doing a hard drug for the first time! (laughs) "This has been around this whole time?!" (laughs) Drum Pen! Do you play the drums? No, it- oh, I see what it is! Okayy... It's like, it's like, fake. So this is like, okay, so this is like if you're a drummer who, like and then has to, like, take notes. But you're not a drummer. One, two, three! Anyone can be a drummer with the drum pen! (drum sounds) Hey! Oh, what's that? Remember to buy milk. Oh hoh!! (laughs) Fake teeth! Hello! Im an international man of mystery! It's hard cause you have to- adjust to keep your bottom- it's almost ventriloquism. I did it wrong- I did it- ow, ow. I did it wrong. Okay. This way? It's sort of classist. Why? Anybody could have bad teeth! Oh, I'm going to have so much fun alone later. (gasp) This might be the winner, you guys. This is- cartoon notepad dogs, all New Yorker cartoons about dogs! Oooh. Excuse me while I read it in its entirety. Kay, final one, final one! Ohh, a journaaaall! Awwww! A New York journal. I miss my mom. I know. We love you, mom! We love you mom! A ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! (drum noises) And then I can draw on you. NO!! You always try to draw on me. I love it. 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