[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]

[ TIMER TICKING ] [ BELL DINGS ]

[ GRUNTING ]

OH, IS PENNY COMING OVER?

NO. ARAN.

-WHAT? -ARAN.

WHAT?

ALAN.

OH, BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD

FOR CONSTANTLY BEING ANGRY AT HIM FOR NO VALID REASON,

LIKE WHEN WE DID SECRET SANTA.

COME ON. IT WASN'T THAT BAD.

♪ THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR ♪

GOSH DARN IT, MAN!

-YOU DON'T LIKE IT? -I LOVE IT!

IT'S THOUGHTFUL, EXPENSIVE,

AND IT MAKES MY PRESENT LOOK LIKE SOMETHING A RAT WOULD BARF!

IT WAS A PAIR OF FINGERLESS GLOVES

BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE FINGERS.

BUT I JUST REALIZED YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS, EITHER!

AND, YES, THAT MAKES ME FEEL EVEN WORSE!

NAH, IT REALLY WASN'T THAT BAD.

DUDE, WHEN HE APOLOGIZED FOR MAKING YOU FEEL BAD,

YOU ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HIM.

AND WHEN HE KINDLY SAID NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT

BECAUSE HIS FATHER IS A SURGEON

SO HE WOULDN'T GET A SCAR, YOU JUST --

[ SCREAMING ]

FINE, IT WAS QUITE BAD.

BUT I'M NOT ANGRY AT HIM, I'M ANGRY AT MYSELF.

OKAY, I'M ALSO KIND OF ANGRY AT HIM

FOR MAKING FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF.

EITHER WAY, I'M GONNA STUFF

THIS PERFECT MEAL INTO HIS PERFECT FACE!

YOU KNOW, AS AN APOLOGY.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

HELLO?

OH, OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

♪ ALAN'S NOT COMING 'CAUSE HIS MOTHER WAS SICK ♪

♪ I REALLY SHOULDN'T DANCE ♪

'CAUSE IT'S SOUNDED QUITE SERIOUS.

MAYBE ALAN'S NOT COMING

BECAUSE HE'S HAVING TOO MUCH FUN SOMEWHERE ELSE.

NO, AS I SAID, HIS MOM IS SICK AND ALAN'S NOT --

"READY FOR AN AWESOME DAY OUT."

OH, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN WEEKS AGO.

UUUUGH!

GAH!

YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THE GUY. WHY DO YOU CARE?

BECAUSE HE LIED ABOUT HIS MOM TO GET OUT OF OUR DINNER!

HE'S A TRAITOR! [ CHIMES ]

"AT JOYFUL BURGER"?! [ GASPS ]

ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

THAT YOU'RE GONNA CATCH HIM RED-HANDED.

I WAS THINKING LUNCH, BUT THAT'S A MUCH BETTER IDEA!

OH, WE'RE TOO LATE. THE SUSPECTS FLED.

BUT WHERE TO?

EXCUSE ME, LARRY.

HAVE YOU SEEN A ROUND GUY THAT'S BLUE?

HE'S THIS HIGH OR SOMETIMES THIS HIGH.

OR THIS HIGH.

EH, KIND OF DEPENDS ON THE TEMPERATURE.

MM-MN.

[ GASPS ] EVIDENCE!

GET AWAY FROM MY CRIME SCENE!

HMM.

YOU CAN TELL FROM THIS SPLATTER OF KETCHUP

THAT THESE FRIES WERE EATEN IN A HURRY.

BUT WHAT'S THIS?

[ GASPS ] WHAT?

ENHANCE IMAGE.

ENHANCE IMAGE!

[ SIGHS ]

SO, WHAT IS IT?

LET'S JUST SAY IT'S NOT RANCH DRESSING.

LOOKS LIKE THE FEELINGS OF GUILT

GOT TOO MUCH FOR ALAN'S WEAK STOMACH.

All: EW!

SO HE WENT FOR THE LIGHT SALAD DRESSING INSTEAD.

OH.

YOU SERIOUSLY THOUGHT I WOULD --

WHAT?! GROSS!

OKAY, SO WHERE DID THEY GO IN SUCH A HURRY?