There's a fact for ya.

這是給你的一個事實。

So if you've ever watched a Hollywood movie

因此，如果你曾經看過涉及盜竊的

that involved a heist, you'll notice that they

一部好萊塢電影，你會注意到他們

almost always portray the thieves

幾乎總是把其賊賊描繪成

as criminal masterminds.

犯罪主謀。

Movies like Oceans 11 and The Thomas Crown Affair

其中，電影《海洋11》和《龍鳳鬥智》

among others, are excellent movies, but

是優秀的電影，但是

once they end so does our suspension of disbelief

一旦它們結束，我們暫時的懷疑也結束了，

because let's face it, there couldn't possibly be

因為讓我們面對它，世界上不可能

that smart of criminals out there

有那麼聰明的罪犯

that they could pull off these incredible heists.

他們能辦成這些令人難以置信的盜竊。

Or could there?

或者會有嗎？

Well as it turns out there have been

呃，因為過去幾年出現一些罪犯

some criminals that have pulled off some

辦成了一些

incredible heists over the years,

令人難以置信的盜竊，

proving that once in a while crime does pay.

證明曾經犯罪的確獲得好處。

So this week I gathered some of the

因此這週我收集了

smartest criminals of all time

一些有史以來最聰明的犯罪

that have pulled off some pretty amazing thefts.

已經辦成了一些相當令人驚奇的盜竊。

And of course I wanted to share them all with you.

而當然我想要和你們分享它們。

So here they are, the

好，它們就是，

10 Most Brilliant Criminals In History.

《歷史上10大最高明的犯罪》。

Number one is The Vacuum Gang.

第一個是真空吸塵器犯罪團伙。

In France there's a gang of thieves that have

在法國，有一伙竊賊

been steeling money from supermarkets since 2006.

在2006年以來就從超市偷錢。

Their brilliance is that unlike other thieves

他們的高明之處是不和其他竊賊一樣

that might use safe cracking or explosives

可能使用安全破裂或爆炸

this gang has been emptying safes

這個團伙一直

using nothing more than a drill and

使用鑽和經過改裝的真空吸塵器

a modified vacuum.

清空保險箱。

They discovered a weakness in the type of

他們發現法國連鎖超市Monoprix

safe used by French supermarket chain Monoprix.

使用的那種保險箱的弱點。

By drilling into the delivery tubes near the safes,

通過在保險箱附近鑽進輸送管，

they simply hook up their device to it

他們只把他們的設備掛上去

and suck out the envelopes of cash.

並把一包包現金吸出。

They have successfully stolen at least

自從開始以來，他們已經至少成功地

$800,000 from 15 different stores since they started.

從15家不同的商店偷了80萬美元。

What's most surprising is that Monoprix

最令人驚奇的是，Monoprix

has no plans to change their

沒有計畫改變他們的

cash delivery system, despite the fact

現金遞送系統，儘管事實

that it's cost them nearly $1 million

在過去幾年讓他們花費

over the last several years.

接近100萬美元。

See sometimes the simplest things

明白嗎，有時最簡單的事情

are the most successful, maybe

是最成功的，可能

that's why so many of you subscribe to me.

那是為什麼你們這麼多人訂閱我的原因。

(laughs)

（大笑）

Number two, Are the Credit Lyonnais Burglars.

第二個，里昂信貸銀行竊賊。

On March 30th 2010 a group of thieves stole

2010年3月30日，一伙竊賊

millions of Euros of cash and valuables

從巴黎的里昂信貸銀行

from the Credit Lyonnais bank in Paris.

偷了百萬歐元現金以及貴重物品。

They first waited until the bank was closed for renovations.

他們首先等到銀行關門進行修復工作，

They then tunneled into the bank,

然後挖地道進入銀行，

subdued a guard, broke into the vault,

制服一個保安，闖進保險庫，

and emptied 125 safety deposit boxes.

並清空125個保險箱。

Finally they set the building on fire

最後，他們對那棟樓放火

destroying any evidence and allowing them

毀掉了所有證據，並使得他們

to get away scot-free.

安然逃脫。

What's incredible about this story

這個故事令人難以置信的部分

is not that they got away with it but

不是他們逃脫，而是

that the whole operation took nine full hours

全部操作用了整整9個小時

and they still got away with it.

而他們仍然逃脫了。

Really though, one guard to watch

真的不過，一個保安看守

and entire bank for nine full hours

而整個銀行，整整9個小時，

and nobody checked on him?

沒人檢查他嗎？

Either this was an inside job or

要麼這是內部的工作，要麼

the robbers had horseshoes up their asses.

強盜非常走運。

Or they just realized that they

或者他們只是意識到他們

were hitting up a really stupid bank.

碰到一個非常愚蠢的銀行。

Yeah I'm gonna go with the latter.

是的，我同意後面這一點。

Number three, are The Pink Panthers.

第三個，是粉紅黑豹隊。

The Pink Panthers were a Serbian gang

粉紅黑豹隊是

of jewel thieves known to be responsible

塞爾維亞珠寶盜竊團伙

for the robberies of 120 jewelry stores

在20多個不同的國家

in over 20 different countries.

搶劫了120個珠寶店。

They were known for their daring escapes

他們以他們大膽的逃脫

and creative break-ins, including one famous heist

以及有創意的闖入而聞名，包括一個矚目的盜竊

where they all dressed up as women,

他們都打扮成女人，

broke into a jewelry store and stole

闖入一家珠寶店，

$108 million worth of jewelry.

並偷了價值10.8億美元的珠寶。

Their crowing achievement however

然而，他們自鳴得意的成就

was the theft of a diamond worth £500 million in London.

是在倫敦偷了一顆價值5億英鎊的鑽石。

The thieves hid the diamond in a jar of face cream

竊賊把那顆鑽石藏在一罐面霜裡

similar to the movie Return of the Pink Panther

類似於電影《粉紅豹的回歸》

which is how the group earned their name.

這是該團伙得名的由來。

That is crazy stuff.

這是瘋狂的事情。

Number four, is the Friday Night Robbers.

第四個，週五夜強盜。

Carl Gugasian was a successful American thief

卡爾·古賈森是一個成功的美國竊賊

that had the smarts to make his

有著使他的犯罪

criminal career last 30 years.

生涯持續30年的高明之處。

He began robbing shops when he was 15

他在他15歲的時候開始搶劫商店

and dedicated himself to a lifetime of crime

並一生投入犯罪

even going as far as to get a

甚至在系統分析專業

master's degree in Systems Analysis.

獲得碩士學位。

He was extremely meticulous in his planning

在他的策劃中他是極其周密的

using two separate getaway vehicles

使用兩輛單獨的逃跑車輛

and even had very specific criteria to

甚至有非常具體的標準

narrow down which banks were the

來縮小最脆弱的銀行的範圍，

most vulnerable, ensuring his success.

來確保的他的成功。

Three decades and $2 million later,

三十年以及200萬之後，

the only reason that he got caught

他被抓的唯一原因

was pure and simple bad luck.

完全是倒霉。

One day two teenage boys just happen

有一天，兩個少年男孩

to discover his cache of weapons and masks

在公園玩的時候，

while playing in the park, that happened

碰巧發現他的武器和面具的儲藏處，

to have his fingerprints on it.

而那些東西上面碰巧有他的指紋。

As of right now he's still serving his 17 year sentence

現在，他仍然在服他的17年的拘役，

and I hope to hell he's had better luck in prison

而我希望他在監獄裡有更好的運氣

otherwise I'm sure he ended up as

否則我相信他結果會

Big Bubba's personal pincushion.

成為大猩猩的個人針墊。

Yikes.

哎呀。

Number 5 is Derek "Bertie" Smalls.

第五個是柏提·斯莫。

Bertie Smalls was a British robber

柏提·斯莫是一個英國劫匪

who led a gang of thieves in the 1960s and 70s.

在20世紀60年代和70年代領導一伙竊賊。

He led several successful bank robberies

他領導了幾個成功的銀行搶劫

including one where he got away with

包括一個他拿著23萬英鎊逃脫

£230,000 which was a record theft at the time.

這是那時創紀錄的盜竊。

Unfortunately for him his streak ended

不幸的是，當他的團伙成員

when a member of his gang gave him up to the police.

把他提交給警察時，他的運氣結束了。

However Bertie always had incredible survival instincts

然而，伯蒂總是有令人難以置信的生存本能，

and was very smart when it came to avoiding jail.

並且非常聰明避免牢獄。

So this time was no exception.

因此這一次也不例外。

Faced with 25 years in prison, he offered

面對25年的牢獄，他主動

to give up the name of every single person

放棄每一個他曾經聯繫過的人的命名

he had ever been connected with and for

以及對他以前的所有朋友提供不利的證明

testifying against all of his former friends was

他們都不受影響

offered immunity and successfully avoided jail time.

並成功避免坐牢。

Pretty sweet deal considering he led

相當甜蜜的交易，考慮到他

a lifetime of crime except for the

領導了一輩子的犯罪，除了

rumor there's a £1 million bounty on his head

有傳聞說，一些很有威力的地下暴徒老闆

from some very powerful underground mob bosses.

出了100萬英鎊的賞金要他的人頭。

So, he's free but you know now he's got

因此，他是自由的，但是你知道

a significantly shorter lifespan.

明顯他的壽命更加短暫。

Number six is The 300 Million Yen Robber.

第六個是300萬日元搶劫。

On December 10th of 1968 a bank car

1968年12月10日，一輛銀行汽車

transporting ¥300 million, worth about $817,000 US

運著3億日元，價值大約81.7萬美元

was pulled over by a policeman on a motorcycle.

被一個開摩托車的警察開到一邊。

The policeman warned there was a bomb under the truck

該警察警告，在卡車下面有一個炸彈

so all four armed guards exited the vehicle

因此在警察檢查車輛時

while the policeman inspected it.

四個武裝的保安全部都走出了車子。

The only problem is the policeman wasn't a policeman

唯一的問題是該警察不是警察

he was actually an unknown bank robber

他實際上是一個未知的銀行強盜

who simply drove away with the cash

開著裝有現金的車離開

never to be seen again.

然後再也沒出現過。

Now this might sound silly but in

那麼這可能聽起來很愚蠢，但是

the guards' defense that specific bank

在保安的防衛中，特定的銀行

had been getting a lot of bomb threats

迄今為止已經收到很多炸彈危險

as of late, so it wasn't unreasonable

因此聽說卡車下面有一個炸彈

to hear that there was a bomb under the truck.

都不是一件不可思議的事。

Still that being said Japan you might wanna

還在說，日本，你可能

step up your security game, know what I'm sayin'?

想增加你的安全遊戲，知道我在說什麼嗎？

Damn.

該死。

Number seven are the Boston Art Robbers.

第七個是波士頓藝術搶劫。

On the night of March 18th 1990

在1990年3月18日夜晚，

two men gained access to the

兩個男人得以進入

Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston.

位於波士頓的伊莎貝拉·斯圖爾特·加德納博物館。

They stole and estimated $500 million worth of art

他們偷了價值估計5億美元的藝術品

including priceless masterworks by Rembrandt

其中包括倫勃朗和莫奈創作的

and Monet among others.

無價的傑作。

Dressed as police officers they were able

打扮成警察，他們能夠

to convince security that they were responding

安全部門，他們在回覆電話，

to a call, after which they raided the museum

在此之後，他們突襲了博物館，

stealing 13 pieces of historical one-of-a-kind

偷了13件歷史唯一的

pieces of artwork.

藝術作品。

Despite this being the largest private property theft

儘管這個是歷史上最大的私人財產盜竊案，

in history, the truly amazing thing is that

真正驚人驚奇的事情是

the statute of limitations has run out.

訴訟時效已用完。

So even if these men came forward

因此即使這些人主動作證

they could not be charged with a crime.

他們不能被控犯罪。

Man, these guys need to come forward,

朋友，這些傢伙需要主動出來作證，

I mean they can't be charged with a crime

我的意思是他們不可能被控犯罪

so at a minimum they'll probably

因此至少他們可能

be given a movie deal and become celebrities.

會被邀請拍攝電影，並成為名人。

I mean we have made people like Honey Boo Boo

我的意思是我們已經使得像蜂蜜布布

famous so these guys definitely have a shot.

之類的人出名，因此這些傢伙一定要試一試。

Number eight is The School of Turin.

第八個是都靈學派。

The School of Turin was the name given

都靈學派是一個由比利時的

to a group of thieves led by criminal mastermind

犯罪策劃人萊昂納多·諾塔巴爾托洛

Leonardo Notarbartolo in Belgium.

領導的盜竊團伙的名稱。

They were the ones responsible for

他們製造了

the infamous Antwerp diamond heist

臭名昭著的安特衛普鑽石搶劫案

which was dubbed the heist of the century.

這被稱為世紀之盜。

Every step of the heist was carefully planned

該盜竊案的每一步都經過精心策劃

and executed, everything from Leonardo staying

和執行，來自萊昂納多的所有東西

in the bank vault the night before to learning and

留在銀行保險庫中，前晚來學習並

by passing the most intricate workings of the bank vault.

通過銀行保險庫最複雜的工序。

They were even smart enough to have

他們甚至聰明到

the foresight to not only grab the diamonds but

有先見之明，不僅抓取了鑽石

the paperwork needed to sell them as legitimate.

還有合法出售它們所需要的文件。

Interestingly they all got away with it except

有趣的是，他們都逃脫了，除了

Leonardo who was convicted purely on DNA evidence

萊昂納多被根據在犯罪現場

found on a half eaten sandwich found by the crime scene.

發現一半吃過的三明治上有DNA證據而被判有罪。

Damn well just goes to show you

該死的，呃，只是向你證明

never commit a robbery on an empty stomach.

你絕對不能帶著空空的肚子來作案。

You're more likely to slip up.

你更有可能出出錯。

(touching piano riff)

（觸摸鋼琴即興演奏）

Number nine are the Baker Street Burglars.

第九個是貝克街入室盜竊。

In 1971 a team of thieves tunneled into

1971年，一個盜竊團伙挖地道進入

the Lloyds Baker Street bank vault in London

倫敦的勞埃德貝克街銀行金庫

stealing £3 million worth of cash and valuables

從保險箱中偷了價值300萬英鎊的

from safety deposit boxes.

現金和貴重物品。

During the heist a radio operator overheard

在盜竊期間，一個無線電操作員無意中

their transmissions and contacted police,

聽到他們的傳輸，並連繫警察，

who franticly searched over 700 banks in the area.

警察瘋狂地搜索了該地區700多個銀行。

Amazingly police arrived at that very bank

驚奇的是，警察到了那家真正的銀行

but upon seeing no damage to the vault door

但是在看到沒有損壞保險的門之後

left and continued searching other banks.

離開並繼續搜索其他銀行。

But despite several of the men getting caught

但是儘管幾個男人被抓，

years later the true mastermind of the plot

多年以後，該犯罪的真正策劃者

was said to be a London car dealer

據說是從來沒有被抓過的

who was never caught.

一個倫敦汽車交易商。

Interestingly this story was the basis

有趣的是這個故事是由傑森斯坦森主演的電影

for the movie The Bank Job starring Jason Statham

電影《銀行大劫案》的依據

who just happens to be one of my favorite actors

他碰巧是我喜歡的演員之一

because he's got the whole bald with

因為他整個頭都是禿的

a beard thing going on.

只留一點鬍子。

It's my favorite look.

這是我喜歡的樣子。

And number 10, D. B. Cooper.

第十個，D·B·庫柏。

One of the most infamous and mysterious

歷史上最臭名昭著和神秘的

criminals in history is D. B. Cooper.

罪犯之一是D·B·庫柏。

On November 24th of 1971 a man

1971年11月24日，一個名為

named Dan Cooper who's real name

丹·庫珀的人，其真實名字

has never been discovered, hijacked a

從來都沒有被發現，劫持了一架

Boeing 727 claiming that he

波音727客機，聲稱

had a bomb in his suitcase.

他在他的外套裡藏了一枚炸彈。

Upon landing in Seattle he demanded

在西雅圖著陸之後，他要求

$200,000 and four parachutes.

20萬美元和四個降落傘。

Shortly after the plane taking off for Mexico

在飛機起飛飛往墨西哥不久之後，

he jumped out of the aircraft, over the

他在波蘭西北山區的上空

mountains northwest of Portland.

跳出了飛機。

Even after years of searches and ongoing

甚至在多年的搜索以及

FBI investigations neither he nor the money

持續的FBI調查之後，他和那筆錢

were ever found.

都從來沒有被發現。

It's amazing to think that there

想想曾經在某個時候

was once a time when criminals in America

美國的罪犯可能通過劫持飛機逃脫

could actually get away with hijacking an airplane.

這是令人驚奇的。

Today he probably would've been wrapped up

今天，他可能會被一面美國旗幟

in an American flag while everybody

包裹，而那架飛機上的每個人

aboard that flight beat the piss

都打得他屁滾尿流

out of him and yelled 'Merica.

並大喊美國。

And that's all for this time guys.

這次就這麼多，朋友們。

If you enjoyed this video you should definitely

如果你喜歡這個視頻，你一定要

check out my buddy Russell's channel ownage Pranks.

看看我的哥們兒羅素的頻道OWNAGE惡作劇。

We thought that it would be funny

我們認為，他製作與我的視頻

for him to do the exact opposite of my video

完全相反的惡作劇，把一個人稱為愚蠢的罪犯

prank call a guy as a dumb criminal

是有趣的，

and it turned out amazing.

而且結果使人十分驚奇。

Russell's a really talented voice actor and

羅素是一個非常有天賦的聲音演員

you have to see what he does with

而你必須看看他和這個傢伙

this guy over the phone.

在打電話時做什麼。

So if you want to check that out I'll put a link

因此，如果你想要看看，我會在