(Passing gas)

(放屁屁)

- All right.

很香

Uh, what's your password?

你的密碼?

- It's logjammin1800.

是 logjammin 1800

- Let me just get one. It's just one.

一邊就好，就一邊

- Oh, now you're going Maverick.

妳可不要說話不算話

- Now I'm just shaping.

我只是在幫你畫眉而已

- Are you plucking my forehead?

妳根本在敲我額頭啊!

- You have a hair there.

那裡有根毛

(Snoring)

(打呼呼)

- Hey, Kelsey, did I forget my keys?

嗨! Kelsey，我好像忘了帶鑰匙

Thank you.

謝啦!

- Your mom's calling me.

你媽打給我耶!

- Answer it.

接吧!

- Well, what does she want?

可是，她打給我要做甚麼?

- I don't ... I don't know.

我怎麼會知道

- What do I do?

那我要接嗎?

- Answer the phone.

接吧!

- Hi, Julie.

嗨! Julie

Do you have any sweatpants I can borrow?

你有運動褲可以借我嗎?

- These are my favorite pair of sweatpants.

這是我最心愛的運動褲喔!

- Thank you.

謝謝你啊

- Be good to them.

要好好保管喔

- Love you, too. Bye.

愛妳喔! 再見

What?

蝦米?

What'd I miss?

剛剛演了什麼

- Nothing much.

該剛開始而已

- What?

怎麼了?

- Did you do something different?

妳看起來不太一樣?

- No, why?

有嗎? 哪裡不一樣?

- You look cute.

妳看起來很可愛

- Let me get those nose hairs.

讓我來拔你的鼻毛

- No, I don't have any nose hairs.

我沒有鼻毛呀

- You have nose hairs.

明明就有

- Prove it.

有毛有證據

- Fine.

就這樣囉

- We're agreed.

一言為定

- It's settled then.

就這麼說定

- We're not getting a dog.

我們不養小狗

- No dog.

不養狗

- Hold on, you have something.

等一下，你這裡有東西

- Oh. Oh, sorry.

喔，麻煩妳

Did you get it?

好了嗎?

- No, it's like really in there.

還沒，感覺還卡在裡面

- God.

天啊

These smell funny.

聞起來很特別

- You're brushing him the wrong way.

你摸錯方向了

- I'm sorry.

抱歉

We won't get a dog.

我們不養小狗狗喔

- It's going to die in 12 years, eight if we're lucky.

牠12歲左右就會死掉，好一點的話8歲

- Eight if we're lucky? What...?

等等， 甚麼叫好一點的話?