AN HISTORIC PLACE WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO WORK ON "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" PARK THEIR CARS.

也是個那些參與《價格猜猜猜》(譯註：美國電視節目)的工作人員曾經的停車地點

THIS IS THE RACE THAT SPORT FANS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

這是所有運動迷期待已久的比賽

USAIN BOLT, GOLD WINNER AND FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD, VERSUS JAMES CORDEN,

世界上跑最快的男人─尤塞恩．波特與詹姆斯‧柯登的對決

A LATE NIGHT TELEVISION SHOW HOST WHO SPENDS MOST OF HIS DAY SITTING

多數時間都坐在椅子上的一位晚間電視秀主持人

AND THE ENTIRE STAFF OF THE "THE LATE LATE SHOW" MADE UP OF ALL SORTS OF TYPES OF NON-ATHLETIC PEOPLE.

以及由《柯登深夜秀》工作團隊所組成的非職業運動員隊伍

OUT HERE THE STAFF MEMBERS ARE PREPARING FOR THE RACE, MANY OF WHOM DIDN'T KNOW THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING TODAY.

目前多數員工正在準備，有些人並不知道接下來到底要幹嘛

BROOKE ON ACCOUNTING STILL WORKS ON THE COMPUTER CRUNCHING NUMBERS TILL THE LAST SECOND.

布魯克直到最後一秒，都還在敲著電腦鍵盤

TIM YOUNG, THE "THE LATE LATE SHOW" GUITARIST EXERCISING HIS LUNGS BEFORE THE BIG RACE.

深夜秀的吉他手楊提姆在大賽之前還在「活絡」他的肺葉

RIDER JUSTIN SHANES WEARING SHORTS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A DECADE.

勇者賈斯汀．尚恩斯事隔十多年，第一次換上短褲

MUSIC SUPERVISOR DON SWEENY APPEARS TO BE WANDERING AROUND

音樂總監唐．史威尼只是隨心所欲地走來走去

TRYING TO FIND THE FREE PIZZA THAT WAS PROMISED TO ALL PARTICIPATING STAFF MEMBERS.

試著尋找節目製作人承諾提供的免費披薩

JUST OVER THERE IS BAND LEADER REGGIE WATTS, TODAY IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME THAT

站在那裏的人是樂團團長雷吉．瓦茲，今天是雷吉第一次

REGGIE HAS BEEN ON SET BEFORE 5:00 P.M. IN THE HISTORY OF THE SHOW

在深夜秀開播史上，可以在五點以前就準備就緒

AND SUPERVISING PRODUCER JEFF KOPP

而製作總監傑夫．柯普

DRESSED NOT AT ALL APPROPRIATELY FOR THE RACE.

的穿著打扮完全不符合比賽規定

CORDON AND BOLT.

柯登與波特

TWO TITANS OF FITNESS GOING HEAD TO HEAD.

兩位體能巨人，即將決一死戰

OH, AND OWEN WILSON IS HERE, TOO.

噢，歐文．威爾森人也在現場

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND THE RUNNERS ARE TAKING THEIR MARKS IN LANE ONE.

(歡呼與掌聲)現在跑者們都在第一道起跑線上

JAMES CORDEN, LATE NIGHT HOST AND SELF PROCLAIMED FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

《深夜秀》主持人詹姆士．柯登，這位自稱「世界上跑最快的男人」

IN LANE TWO USAIN BOLT, NINE-TIME GOLD MEDAL WINNER AND ACTUAL

站在第二道的尤塞恩．波特，擁有九面金牌的得主，且「貨真價實」是

FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

世界上跑最快的男人

IN LANE THREE, OWEN WILSON, NATIONAL TREASURE.

站在第三道的是國寶歐文．威爾森

>> ON YOUR MARK!

各就各位

GET SET!

預備

>> AND THAT'S A FALSE START FOR OWEN WILSON, BUT HIS ENTHUSIASM IS ADMIRABLE.

歐文．威爾森第一步起跑無效，但他的熱忱值得敬佩

>> ON YOUR MARK, GET SET -- AND THEY'RE OFF. AND JEFF KOPP FUCKED UP.

各就各位─預備─(槍響)─所有人都起跑了，柯普才跑個幾步就跌倒了

USAIN BOLT TAKING THE CLEAR LEAD.

尤塞恩．波特目前大幅領先

CORDON'S ALREADY SLIPPED OUT A FRAME, OWEN WILSON IS IN THERE SOMEWHERE AND

高登遠遠被甩在後，歐文．威爾森混在人群之中

USAIN BOLT WINS. CORDEN HOLDING STRONG IN THE 20TH PLACE.

尤塞恩．波特贏得最後勝利，柯登則擠進了第二十名

WHAT A RACE! NUMBER ONE! ALL DAY EVERYDAY, NUMBER ONE. I'M THE WINNER!

好一場賽跑！第一名！每天都是第一名！我是獲勝者！

>> I GOT THE START I WANTED.

我有個滿意的開場

I WAS LEADING RIGHT AT THE VERY BEGINNING.

一開始我遙遙領先

I DON'T KNOW, I GOT COCKY.

我不知道耶，可能是太過自負了

I TOOK SOMETHING OFF AND YOU TAKE SOMETHING OFF AGAINST USAIN BOLT,

我奪走了一些目光，而如果你奪走該屬於尤塞恩．波特的關注時

HE'S GOING TO BLOW YOU AWAY.

他就會「給你好看」

SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

這就是接下來所發生的事

I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE EXCUSES. I WAS MITE, SO ABSOLUTELY THAT DIDN'T HELP

我不會替自己找任何藉口，我實在渺小地微不足道，這樣講很像也沒什麼幫助

AND I JUST FLEW IN FROM EUROPE.

我才剛下飛機，從歐洲回來

YOU KNOW, JET LAGGED, NURSING A BIT OF A COLD BUT, YOU KNOW,

你知道的，時差問題，加上有點小感冒，但是你知道的

I GOTTA TIP MY HAT TO HIM.

我要向波特致敬

>> USAIN BOLT WON.

尤塞恩．波特贏了

JIM GORDON, 100.

吉姆．柯登(譯註：詹姆斯的小名)一百分

>> I WOULD HAVE LIKE TO HAVE BEEN IN THE TOP 15, BUT IT WASN'T MY DAY.

我可能有名列前十五名吧？但今天幸運之神並未眷顧我

THAT'S THE LIFE OF AN ATHLETE.

這就是運動員的日常

THAT'S THE LIFE OF A PROFESSIONAL TRACK ATHLETE.

這就是職業田徑運動選手的日常

SOME DAYS IT COMES AND SOME DAYS IT DOESN'T.

有些時日獲勝，而有些時日則是表現不如預期

AND, YOU KNOW -- GOOD ON...WHO WON? I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE WHO WON IT.

你知道的，我並沒有看到誰是贏家

>> YOU'RE LOSING.

你輸了

NUMBER ONE.

第一名

IMMA GREAT, I'M NUMBER ONE, I'M USIAN BOLT. THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

我是第一名，我是尤塞恩．波特。就是這樣