Oh! Who did that?

It wasn't me! Girls don't poop.

Well, someone pooped.

So, how many times you've been out with?

(sigh) Three.

How's that make you feel?

Happy.

Good. It's good.

- That's really good. - Excellent.

Why would you do that?

Her relationship fix is very complicated.

He is the worst.

Well, not as bad as Mailey Though.

Ok, don't even get me started.

♪ Hold on, I gotta stay strong. Listen to the sound. ♪

(facepalm)

Have you been texting your ex?

No.

Elliot, this is a safe space.

Maybe.

- OH MY GOD. I KNEW IT! - OF COURSE! OF COURSE YOU HAVE.

Why would LeBron do that?

Because he's a god damn winner, that's why.

Yeah, but he's not as good as Kevin Durant, right?

Don't even get me started!

♪ Of my voice, I know you've got a heart of a champion. ♪

It's one of my favorite... (knock)

What do you think?

You're wearing that on a date?

Yeah, where are you going? TGI Friday's?

Yea, actually.

- Oh, ehhh, I would still change. - Yeah.

That looks like my shirt.

That's totally your shirt.

(Shocked)

Hey guys, this is my friend Sasha.

- Hi. - These are my roomates. Ehh, I'll be right back in a second

- I love this outfit on you. - Oh, thank you. - Yea, super cute.

Oh my god, sometimes he cries in the sleep.

Oh the night bowling?

Good night.

And I caught him in the bathtub with a martini, which is like...

What did you tell her?

♪ Listen to the sound of my voice, I know you've got the heart of a chamipion. ♪