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  • ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

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  • - (Finebros) Okay, so we are going to be showing you

  • a series of videos, BUT there's a challenge.

  • - Oh no.

  • - (Finebros) You're not allowed to smile or laugh.

  • - Oh, seriously?

  • - I think I'm good at that, unfortunately.

  • - That's real messed up 'cause I feel like a smile is my natural state.

  • See?

  • - I have always wanted to be on one of these!

  • I love-- these are my favorite out of YouTubers React.

  • - (Finebros) Are you ready? - I'm 100% ready.

  • ♪ (gauntlet thrown!) ♪

  • Bring it on.

  • ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

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  • - Not allowed on the beaches or in the parks outside certain hours.

  • - If it's dogs, I'm gonna laugh. (chuckles)

  • Oh, wait-- that doesn't count though!

  • No, 'cause I'm laughing at myself for being hilarious.

  • - (Finebros) We'll let that one slide. - Okay, sorry.

  • - (news anchor) So how is it that these two are roaming

  • their neighborhood, frightening the locals, and the council isn't stopping it.

  • - (man) Yeah, yesterday morning I came out into the front yard

  • and the dogs were across the road,

  • and as soon as they saw me...

  • - He looks familiar. - (man) ...they came bounding over.

  • (ferocious growling) - Mmm.

  • That's who he is.

  • - (man) They came bounding over. (ferocious growling)

  • - (blandly) There's nothing funny about insanity.

  • - (man) They came bounding over. (ferocious growling)

  • - (splutters) I was doing so good, man!

  • I was concentrating and I was thinking, "Okay, I'm gonna make it through."

  • But-- (laughing) what the [bleep] are you doing?!

  • (buzzer)

  • - (man) And I just made it into the front door in time.

  • - Nice try.

  • - I'm glad I've already seen that or I might have laughed.

  • - You're gonna do a song for us, right?

  • - (man) Yes. - Wait, do I get a chance

  • to not laugh at every video? (chuckling)

  • Oh [bleep]! Well, that does not count!

  • (buzzer)

  • (polite applause)

  • - There are so many mullets in this video.

  • ♪ (piano ballad plays) ♪

  • - (man squeaking) ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, moo, me, moo

  • (babbling) ♪ Doo ♪ - You don't say.

  • - (man slurps in air) ♪ Bum, poo, poo

  • Poo, poo-nuh

  • (babbling) ♪ Boo, neh, neh, neh

  • - Where-- what's that kid doing there?

  • - (man) ♪ Di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di

  • - (giggles) - (man) ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh

  • - I was doing so well! (buzzer)

  • - (man) ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh

  • (forceful grunt) ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh

  • - The internet sucks so much.

  • - ♪ (man lows) ♪

  • - Beautiful. Beautiful.

  • - Look at that baby. (polite applause)

  • - Oh, I smiled. (buzzer)

  • (polite applause)

  • - All right, that one was funny at first,

  • then it just got weird after that. (laughing)

  • OH NO!!! No-ho-ho-ho!

  • Nooooooo! Drat! (buzzer)

  • - (clapping along) Uh-huh.

  • - I am so gonna win this.

  • (cat hiccups and farts)

  • (cat hiccups and farts)

  • (cat hiccups and farts in slow-mo)

  • - See, that got me to smirk though. That legit got me to smirk.

  • I talked a big game, and none of it was true.

  • (buzzer)

  • (cat hiccups and farts in slow-mo)

  • (weary groan)

  • - I don't think I've ever heard a cat fart.

  • - (man) Body powder that you can spray?

  • - How many more of these are there?

  • ♪ (unsettling music) ♪

  • (cracks up)

  • - Damn it. That was good. (buzzer)

  • - Oh noooooo!

  • - Oh, I get it. - (man) What could be next?

  • ♪ (EDM beat) ♪ ♪ Ahhhh

  • Skin ♪ - I can't talk or I'll laugh.

  • - (man) ♪ Shh

  • - I'm feeling something internally. I don't know what it is.

  • - (man) ♪ I'm nurturing my skin

  • ♪ I get something

  • ♪ (music builds) ♪ - Oh, there's a little shimmy!

  • I love the shimmy. I'm sorry, I smiled.

  • I didn't laugh. I just got so excited by the shimmy.

  • (buzzer)

  • - (man) ♪ Man up

  • Foot powder spray ♪ ♪ Man up

  • - That one almost got me.

  • ♪ (serene ballad) ♪

  • - Oh my god, there's more. Oh my god.

  • Oh noooooooo!

  • ♪ (flute whistles softly) ♪

  • - I've never seen this movie.

  • - (Frodo, contorted voice) Gandalf!

  • - (Gandalf hums strangely) - (suppressed laughter)

  • (Gandalf laughs unnaturally)

  • What-- uh, what?!

  • I got the animation over my face now. Dang it!

  • (buzzer)

  • (Gandalf laughs in slow-mo)

  • - (Frodo moans in excitement)

  • - (Legolas hums flatly)

  • - (Frodo moans) - What is this?

  • - (Frodo moans)

  • (in slow-mo) Aragorn!

  • - (Aragorn) Yeeeeeah.

  • (music concludes)

  • - Oh god! - (Finebros) You won!

  • - That was it? I DID IT!

  • - I am the champion of having no emotions!

  • - Oh my god! That was so difficult.

  • Why did I try so hard?

  • This was my Amazing Race.

  • ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

  • - (Finebros) Okay, so you didn't win. - Great. I'm a loser.

  • - I don't like not smiling at something that's supposed to be funny.

  • - No. Can you tell me who did?

  • - (Finebros) Who do you think? - Oh, Shane.

  • - (Finebros) What was your strategy in trying not to smile or laugh?

  • - I mean... (laughs) a lot of childhood trauma.

  • - Soft brain focus, so you don't really, really internalize.

  • - You just try to do the frown. The frown is the strategy.

  • - I start thinking about my ex's guy that she hooked up with.

  • That's what I think about when I watch these,

  • and it still doesn't work.

  • - I was really trying to channel my inner Shane Dawson.

  • Shane Dawson's a [bleep] wall. He is a wall!

  • I'm sorry. I let you down, buddy.

  • - (Finebros) Why do you think this type of challenge video

  • is so popular on YouTube?

  • - First of all, because you want to see someone fail.

  • Like, that's always been fun.

  • - It's just so simple and relatable.

  • Everyone loves to challenge their friend to be like,

  • "I bet you can't watch this without laughing."

  • - You want to see if you can do it.

  • You're like, "Oh, they laughed? I can do it."

  • But then you laugh. (sassily) But not me! Uh-huh!

  • - (Finebros) Would you say that is more fun watching other people do this

  • or competing yourself?

  • - I think it's more fun to participate

  • because you're the one they're trying to make you laugh.

  • - Watch, for sure, because you're gonna laugh

  • and you're allowed to laugh with everything that is happening.

  • - It's definitely more fun watching people compete in the challenge.

  • As a competitor, it was too much pressure.

  • - Oh, it's way more fun to watch this type of video!

  • Being a part of this sucked a D!

  • - (Finebros) So what do you want to say to the rest of the YouTubers

  • who also lost? - Ah, pffft. You wanna collaborate?

  • - I have no idea! I'm still upset that I lost.

  • - Smiling's natural, but if you laughed you're weak!

  • - Just know that you have other talents in your life.

  • - I'm glad that you're happy.

  • I'm excited for you that you can accept emotions as they come.

  • - (Finebros) What do you want to say to those who lost?

  • - I'm jealous of you.

  • I wish I could laugh at farting cats.

  • - I'm sorry that your failure has a feel.

  • I wouldn't know.

  • - Congratulations on being a human being

  • because jury's out on whether I'm a serial killer or not.

  • - (Finebros) So then what do you want to say to the ones who won?

  • - To those who won, do you want to collaborate?

  • - You're dead inside.

  • - What is it like to hate joy?

  • - You have no soul and I'm kind of scared of you.

  • - Shane, you're the MVP. You're the VVVIP.

  • I don't know how you do it. Teach me your secrets!

  • - Shane, as always, I feel bad for the guards you have up

  • and the boundaries we talk about trying to break down.

  • I encourage you to call me for sure.

  • - (Finebros) And what do you want to say to the ones who also won?

  • - Yes! Shane and Grace, I knew I could count on you.

  • - Shane, he can compartmentalize emotion like no one I've ever seen before.

  • Congratulations on maybe being a serial killer.

  • - Come over to my house.

  • Let's have a party where we just sit and frown.

  • (laughs) For hours!

  • - Thanks for watching us try not to smile or laugh

  • here on YouTubers React.

  • - Make sure to subscribe to all of the other YouTubers in the episode.

  • I mean, maybe just the winners,

  • but, you know, the losers too, I guess.

  • - M'kay! Bye!

  • (chair clatters) (groaning in pain)

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