M: YEAH

*schoolgirl giggle*

M: I mean..

*confused* P: What game do we have for us today?

M:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh....

overcooked?

*Epic silence as Mariza said the most smartest thing since *that's what she said*

*Steve Harvey voice* SURVEYS SAY

*ding*

*Audience cheering*

P: I will be....... *thinks*

P: This guy because he has glasses....

P: That one?

M: Yeah! Dat one

P: We have to work together! (Oh boy..)

This game is ALL about teamwork! (Because we all know how well that works now.)

What happened was......

Uhhhh

Trump became president D:

*Signal Lost*

*random grumble noises coming from weird onion king thing*

P: What the fuck?

P: Is that us??

P: That's us :D

M: That's me :)

P: Why are we so fat?

*end of world choir music*

P: Is that a giant meatball?!

[Swedish meatball?]

P: Is that a gian..

P: It's a giant meatball! (Don't talk about yoour mom that way >:O)

P: Spaghetti meatball!

P: I knew Sweden would take over

*dragon roar*

*French horn*

P: You need to pick up an ingredient...

M: BOOM!! (wait poom?)

P: Alright gimme the..gimme the lettuce

P: Gimme the lettuce ASAP woma...

P: Hey man just put it here

M: Put it there!

P: Okay it's my chop to cut the lettuce.. OK

*Chopnese*

M: What is thi...

P: No, so put that down somewhere else

P: And then press A infront of that

M: Euhhhhhhh

It is Wednesday my dudes

M: Euhhhhhhh

P: Now gimme the tomatoes

I will chop the tomato for you Marzia don't worry

We made a salad

M: Of course

P: The most simple dish....

P: To a meatball.

P: Okay so the order shows up there and we don't have that much tiiime

M: Oh

P: Gimme that lettuce.

P: Calm down Marzia

M: Takin' too long m8

P: Ohhh my god *laughs*

M: Takin' too long

P: C'mon!

*More Chopnese*

P: We gotta feed the meatba...

P: I'm Already stressed out

M: I'm TRRYYIIIN

P: What are you doin'? >:l

M: Look where they *mumbles*

P: UNACCEPTABLE!

P: The salad is raw! (gordan saladsmayyyyy)

M: Wait, why did you cut these?

M: come on m8

P:I'm.. trying to cut *gulp* things

M: Stop cutting lettuce

P: I'm tryna impress Kevin over here OK?

M: *gasp* Oh no!

M: OH NO!

P: Marzia, the salad!!

M: I didn't see it.. NO!

P: The beast will not be sa..

P: What's the matter with you?! >:l

M: I..I was right infront of him!

P: I'm driving this. Are you driving it?

P: I can drive it too :D

P: We're driving it together

P: Nonono this way

M: Wooo!!!!

M: Which way?

P: Th..this way

M: This way?

P: This way!

P: This... *Pfft*

P: Stop

P: Okay we're making soup now

*Random exhale*

M: The pressure...

P: The pressure!

P: *Mario accent* ahh we making the soup together Marzia.

P: You want-a the onion!?

P: I will chop the onions you- you don't worry

P: How do you put it in?

P: Okay I put one in!

M: What do I...?

P: "X"

*Chopnese*

P: You do not cut onion fast enough

P: What-a you doing!? you crazy woooman!

P: Ok put the soup there

M: Here?

P: .. There

P: Here

[Teamwork Intensifies]

P: You were gonna put the soup in the trash you crazy!

P: THE SOUP IS READY TO SERVE!

P: MARZIA!

M: How do I give it?

P: Give me the soup

P: Oh my god we have a fire Marzia!

M: Wh..why is it not going into the middle?

P: Specially ... cra-

M: Bro!

M: What?

P: *Mario voice again* Saarry!

P: Sorry mamamia I didnt know!

M: Oh my God! Oh my God its burning!

P: Italian... Oh you burn the soupa? Gordan Ramsey would not be pleased!

LOOK AT MY EYES! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM?! (yeasss)

P: Yeah we make A LOT of onion soups

M: But why do we-

P: It's our most popular dish

M: CLEAN THE DISHES M8!

P: I'm trying!

M: you're doing nothing right now.

P: *Panics* We have 10 seconds for the next soup!

M: Nooo!!!

P: HURRY UPPP!

M: The soup is ready just clean these...

P: OMG clean cl cl cl cleeaan

P: Ok ok ok, ok

P: Come here! X6

P: NOOO

P: DAMMIT!

P: DAMMIT!

[FFX to Zanarkand OST] (rip)

Look at all these pans! (god darn it do it better)

[Music continues]

Why just talk to me WHY? (yea why...)

[Music continues]

Get it in the BIN! (yea and dont move)

[Music still continues]

Take that off and fucking get outta here! (you better do that or he will roast u)

[Music still continues further]

Get out! And you! Leave that jacket and GET OUT! (sad poods)

[Sadness and Despair] *i cri everitiem ;-;*

GET OUT!

M: We got 3!

[FF Victory fanfare]

M: Wait there are actual people-

M: Come on! P: OK! Eyy EY EYY! You lock-a we move a

P: You're burning the soup!

P: Shit!

P: Shit! M: Dont worry!

M: I got it! *laughs*

P: Were so bad at this cmon!

*Scream of panic*

P: Stop burning and put it on the freaking plate!

P: Don't do the chopping i'm the choppa!

*Arghablargh* You should be ashamed!

M: Bro you gotta serve them!

P: Yeah but that's your job!

M: N- Why is every-

P: It's close to yo-

(Teamwork at it's finest)

P: I'll do the dishes youyouyo- ugh

M: The burning!

P: Why are you taking them there. Oh OK nevermind

*Screaming*

[Music plays]

P: Don't worry I got this!

"I Need A Hero" plays in the background^

P: This happens all the time

"How do you walk?" - Marzia 2016

P: Shhieet!

*Laughing*

P: Great, well were overcooked now!

*I think i smoked too many blunts i can never stop*

P: You're gonna have to run- There you go run!

P: RUN!

P: Run and serve that tomato soup!

P: Go Marzia! Go Marzia!

P: Yes!

P: What am I doing? Why am I here?

P: Would you guys like to try some?

M: Brooo! Were- P: Ohh So-sorry I'm trying to bring more customers

P: Teamwork! *Ding ding ding* It's all in- times up. We did good! That was good!

M: That's it!

[Both laughs]

P: Yeah... M: Disappointment

M: They look so good

P: There you go. First dish! GO!

*Both Screaming*

P: What is happening!? *laughs*

[More laughter]

P: What the heh-ell

M: Fast!

P: OK! Alright! You ready?

M: GO!

P: You ready? Well it's not finished, there you go. GOOO!

P: GooOOOOOO! Yess

P: I hate this job M: I need another!

P: I hate- What do you need?

M: A tomato.

P: Cmon we need 3 stars!

M: What do you need?

P: *Distorted* EVERYTHING! (Including your soul!)

P: Give me an onion

M: (Gives mushroom) Ohh it's the mushrooms.. Nevermind...

P: *Did she really just do that*

P: I quit..

M: Hey! oh..

P: Cmon 3 stars!

M: I feel- I feel like we..

[Sad piano plays... Again..]

*Zooming in to Blue Sum- i mean Ainsley*

GET OUT!

P: Were making burgers now Maaarzia!

M: Burgers? P: This aint no joke!

M: Bro, put it here! HERE! P: We gotta chop the steak into- and not- We gotta chop it first

P: NONONO thats not ready!

You serve your shit like that. Take your jacket, and FUCK OFF!

*BASSBOOSTED* Yes chef

M: I'm putting you the steak there OK?

P: I still need the-

M: We need communication! P: It needs to be chopped!

M: IT'S RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Pewds turns into RIck from Rick and Morty*

P: Eeeuuhhhh

P: OK, so a steak takes a lot of time to make-

P: right? M: NO!

P: So it makes sense that we keep cooking it

P: Listen, I worked in the fastfood business. I understand how it work!

M: The one on top!

P: Yeah! Got it! (Goes to the bottom)

M: I said the one on top!

P: This one needs!

M: TOLD YOU THE ONE ON TOP!

P: *I dont even know anymore sceam*

[Both laughs]

P: Sorry I didn't know I was dating Gordon Ramsay, Jesus Christ!

GET OUT!

[Teamwork]

P: MOOOVE!

M: Thats what we need in that one!

M: Serve it! P: Ok! Ok!

[Focus]

[Cooking]

[QUICKLY TO THE MOTHERSHIP!!!!!!!!!]

[Intense focus]

[Cooking intensity intensifies]

[Intense focused cooking intensity intensifies]

*Looping*

*Looping Continues*

*I think i smoked too many blunts and i can't never stop*

[Victory cheer]

[Rocky theme plays]

"Overcooked" Coming in theaters this never