- Ya! (exhales) I'm like totally ready.

- Everyone in the city gets a shot at being a star in our singing competition.

- This stage is about to explode with major piggy power!

♫ Yo, Humpty ♫ You're really funny-lookin'

♫ That's all right ♫ 'Cause I get things cookin'

♫ Oh my gosh ♫ Look at her butt

♫ Oh my gosh ♫ Look at her--

- Are you okay?!

- Oh, yes. I'm fine. Thank you.

- How are you?

- If you wanna become stars and win a hundred grand

then you'd better be ready to work harder than you've ever worked in your lives!

- Ugh. - Yes, that was very bad.

- Where's Johnny?

- He's not here.

(police sirens)

- Where were ya?

- I was at rehearsal.

- Dad, I don't wanna be in your gang. I wanna be a singer.

- How did I end up with a son like you?

♫ Music can alter moods and talk to you

- I can sing, but I get so scared.

- Come on! Be confident! Don't you want this?!

- I'm back! What is going on here?

♫ Seize the moment ♫ Try to freeze it and own it

♫ Squeeze it and hold it ♫ 'Cause we consider these minutes golden

- Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love.

- You know what's great with hitting rock bottom?

- There's only one way left to go, and that's up!

♫ Sing with me ♫ Sing for the years

♫ Sing for the laughter ♫ Sing for the tears

- That's my son!

♫ Dream on ♫ Dream on

- She's not even that good.

- Yeah, yeah. Totally.

- I can't move.

- I'm terrified.

- Just sing.

♫ Dream on ♫ Dream on

♫ Dream on

(sings high note)

- Uh, I'm sorry. Uh...

(cheers and applause)

♫ Sing with me ♫ Sing for the years

♫ Sing for the laughter ♫ Sing for the tears

(crying) - Why aren't you rehearsing?

- I'm through! They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac!

- I don't even know what that means!