Please, Youtube...

拜託你，YouTube...

Please...

拜託你...

/noticed me ~/

/注意我~/

Please, send me Golden Play Button...

拜託，寄給我黃金播放按鍵...

Been a- I've been a good boy.

我.. 我一直都是個乖孩子

I got a lot of subscribers, you know, Youtube...

YouTube，你知道嗎，我有很多訂閱者

You really how to fucking notice me (?)

你到底要怎樣才會他媽的注意到我?

I'm the biggest channel!

我是訂閱人數最多的頻道耶

Why don't I have a Golden Play But to n?!

為什麼我沒有黃金播放按鈕?!

My numbers kept growing

我的訂閱數字持續飆升

from millions...

從100萬...

...to ten millions.

到1000萬耶

And I thought at least I gave it- give it a- get a Diamond Play Button...

我以為我至少會得到類似鑽石的播放按鍵

But who cares?!

但誰在乎啊?!

Who really cares about Diamond Play Button when you can have GOLD?! /so true/

當你真的拿到黃金播放按鈕，誰還在乎那個鑽石按鈕啊?

Where do I put this down, dammit...

我要放在哪裡啊，該死...

All these channels that abuse their Play Button...

其他頻道都會虐待他們的播放按鈕...

well, cut it in half...

好比說，弄成一半...

/this is too violent/

(這太暴力啦 > < )

They smash it with the hydrolic press...

他們用水壓器把它壓爛

/please stop this torture/

(請停止這樣行為啊 > <\\\\\\)

well

你知道嗎?

I finally got it.

我終於拿到了

I got my Play Button.

我拿到我的播放按鍵

We all know what happened that day...

我們都知道那天發生了什麼事...

When the fire nation attacked... sorry.

當火族發動攻擊... 抱歉

Just when I got my Play Button.

反正就是那時候我拿到了我的播放按鍵

IT'S FUCKING BROKEN!1!

但卻他媽的壞掉了!!

Congrats for surpassing one million...

恭喜你達成了100萬啊...

OH, THAT'S COOL いいよ！こいよ！

喔，這真的是太酷了!

THAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO

早在就該發生了

GIVE ME FORTY FOUR OF THESE!1!!

給我44個這個!!!

It was broken. т_т

但它壞了 т_т

/depression/

(傷心)

*whispering* Just like my heart.

(低語) 就像我的心

It was too hard for me to deal with...

這讓我太難以承受了...

And I had to sell it.

所以我就只好把它賣掉

I had to sell my Golden Play Button to a random stranger...

我得賣掉我的黃金播放按鍵給隨便一個陌生人...

/tragedy continues/

不過今天呢... 一切... 都要改變啦!

/dat hair tho/

我拿到了來自

Today... it all... CHANGES!

YouTube的包裹

Got a package

我們拆開來看

from YouTube

喔

LET'S LOOK

Ooooh

/the most dramatic moment in life/

耶屎

OOoh

終...

Ooooh (x2)

終於啊...

YAS

呃赫

Fina...

終於到啦!!

Finally...

喔，我真的好高興! :D

EUGH-UGH

糾多馬茶!

Finally, it's here!

這他媽的是什麼啊?

Oh, I'm so happy! :D

屁弟派

wait

什麼鬼?

What the fuck is this?..

我要這個做什麼?!

PieuDiPie

這不是我想要的啊!

WHAT

嘿，羅馬尼亞人 (?)

/TRIGGERED/

-你只要付我5英鎊(約新臺幣200元)，這就你的了 -好...喔，ㄟ，我有20英鎊耶(約新臺幣800元)

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS?!

呃

THAT'S NOT THE ONE I WANTED

那這樣的話，其實20英鎊我也很樂意收，謝謝你啊，羅馬尼亞人

HEY ROMANIA (?)

-好喔，謝謝你 -再見

Five pounds and it's yours.

我不想再看到它那張噁爛的面孔!

Well

覺得噁心!

You know what, twenty will be just fine, thank you, Romania /I heard it the right way, didn't I..?/

等等

Guy: Okay, thank you Pewds: Goodbye

這是什麼啊?

I don't ever wanna see that fucking thing again...

(好喔，就讓我們繼續看下去)

DISGUSTING

(他媽的到底是什麼啊?!)

wait

難道是...?

What is this?

喔

/okay, now this is really interesting/

另一個YouTube的包裹!

/what the fuck is there/

碰不到

Could it be...

拜託

OH

拜託，拜託給我那個...

Another package from YouTube!!

哦!

/goes wild/

(喊叫聲)

Can't reach

(太興奮啦，到底是啥呢?)

Please,

(勝利的滋味，我來了!!?)

Please, let it be the one...

耶屎

Oh!..

太爽了!

*these moans again*

(叫喊)

*gets extremely excited*

太爽啦~~

*the real moan of victory*

如果你很努力...

YEEES

然後你開了第2個頻道...

Yes!

然後夠婊到讓YouTube知道...

*groans*

那你就可以再拿到另外一個! (笑得多燦爛)

YAEESS

Jack Septiceye 2

If you work hard...

我最愛的頻道耶

And if you create a second channel...

我從一開始

And bitch enough to YouTube about it...

就一直有在訂閱

You will actually get it. *breaks into laughter*

我是Jack Septiceye2的超級死忠粉絲

Jack Septiceye 2

這真的是個他媽的超級無敵讚的頻道...

My favourite channel.

(親) 喔，我還可以透過反射看到自己的臉耶，我也太帥了吧

I've been subscribed

喔，你這愛爾蘭的爛東西 :D

since the very beginning.

這是要放在這裡，大家都看得到

Such a big fan of Jack Septiceye 2, it's such a great channel... /totally agree/

這看起來真的很讚! (這是瑞典設計的耶，老兄= = )

*whispering passionately* It's just such a great fucking channel...

這會出現在我的每一部影片裡，Jack Septiceye，你覺得怎麼樣?

*kisses* Oh, I see my own face in it, and it's BEAUTIFUL /a little bit of selfcest here/

差點忘了這部影片的目的是什麼了

Oooh, you Irish piece of shit :D

呃恩...

This is going s- right here, where everyone can see it!

終於啊，我們終於拿到黃金播放按建，值得我們拿到的黃金播放按建!!

That looks really nice! /this is Swedish design, dudes/

我從來沒有以一個女人的身分備受肯定

That's gonna be in all my videos now, HOW 'BOUT THAT, JACKSEPTICEYE?! :D

我想感謝我所有的訂閱者

Forgot what this video was about.

還有我的Septiceyes

Um...

沒有你們的支持，我真的不可能辦得到

We got a Golden Play Button, finally, the Golden Play Button that we DESERVE!!

這就是我的全世界

I've never felt as empowered as a woman. /what/

(噴灑假眼淚)

I wanna thank all my viewers /you are welcome :3/,

你們知道嗎? 我一開始我的頻道的時候，我從來都沒想過有一天能超過100萬的訂閱人數

all my Septiceyes,

真的是太神奇了...

without your support I could never have done this. /aaaw/

我不知道，我只是太感謝你們對我的支持...

It means the world to me.

然後事實就是...

*faking tears*

這代表著一切

You know, when I started to do my channel, I never expected that it would get a million subs...

一個獎牌，而這獎牌意義真的深遠而重大

It- it's just incredible...

這不僅僅只是個獎牌...

I don't know, I'm just so appreciative of all your support and...

這是一種聲明 (感覺快哭了...TAT...)

The fact that we...

這個聲明就是...

This really shows it.

Jacksepticeye是個小婊子! ...

In one plaque. This plaque means so much...

(笑)

It's not just a plaque...

對不起哈哈

It's a statement. /oh my god, this is getting so intense/

這太好笑了

And that statement is -

這真的讓我太...讓我...太由衷地感到高興

Jacksepticeye is a little bitch!..

所以沒有錯的，這也讓我知道下次應該做其他什麼樣的頻道 :D

*laughs*

好啦，兄弟們，我們下一部影片再見啦

I'm sorry.

像往常一樣

This is too funny.

(舔)

It makes me so- makes me- It makes me genuinely happy.

保..保..保持完美...

So yeah, let me now what the other channels we should make next time :D

Septipliers :D

And I'll see you, Bros, in the next video.

As always,

*licks fist*

stay- stay- stay awesome...

Septipliers :D

Thx for turning the subs on, I tried my best :3

I know I might have misunderstood smth, so you may throw a shoe at me if you don't like the subs

I'm not so British, actually, 'cuz I'm from Russia

Listen to good music <3

Bring peace to the world ^~^

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