Check this baby out! Dug me a hole!

Excellent hole, Joe.

Oh, no! My hole!

My foot!

What is it?

Jellyfish sting! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!

Can we help you out to take you back to the house?

It's like two miles.

Yeah, and I'm a little tired from digging the hole.

Damn the jellyfish!

Damn all the jellyfish!

We've got to do something.

There's really only one thing that we can do.

What? What is it?

We gonna have to pee on it.

What? Gross!

Don't blame me! I saw it on Discovery Channel.

You know what? He's right. There's something like ammonia in that...

...that kills the pain.

Well, forget it! It doesn't hurt that... baaad!!!!

If you want some privacy... You can use my hole.

Pass the cheese, please.

My God, you can't even look at me, can you?

No.

Hey, it's Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!

No, I'm too depressed to talk.

I'll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.

Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?

No!

All right, that's it, you guys! What happened out there?

What? We took a walk. Nothing happened.

I came back with nothing all over me.

Come on! What happened, Joey?

All right.

No! Joey, we swore we'd never tell!

They'll never understand.

We have to say something...

We have to get it out. It's eating me alive!

-Monica got stung by a jelly... -All right!

Right...

I got stung.

Stung bad.

I couldn't stand... I couldn't walk.

We were two miles from the house...

We were scared and alone...

We didn't think we could make it.

I was in too much pain.

And I was tired from digging the huge hole.

And then Joey remembered something...

I've seen this thing on Discovery Channel...

Wait a minute, I saw that.

On the Discovery Channel. About jellyfish and how if you... (Eww~)

You peed on yourself? (Eww~)

You can't say that! You-you don't know!

I thought I was going to pass out from the pain.

Anyway... I tried... but I couldn't...

...bend that way. So...... (Eww~)

That's right. I stepped up!

She is my friend and she needed help.

If I had to, I'd pee on any of you.

Only...

...I couldn't.

I got the stage fright.

I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure...

So... So, I turned to Chandler.

Joey kept screaming at me... "Do it now! Do it! Do it! Do it now!"

Sometimes, late at night, I can still hear the screaming.

That's because I sometimes do it through my wall to freak you out.