From the makers of Hamilton

and Wikipedia

William Henry Harrison

They call me old granny Harrison

and I know I just turned 68

But just you wait

Just you wa-

(Coughs)

(My Shot Instrumental Track)

That's right

One of the oldest presidents

To serve the shortest term

Now takes the Broadway stage

At 18 I served as USA infantry

Indians kept fighting us for territory

Tippecanoe, we killed them relentlessly

Then I turned general, y'all start noticin'

retired from Senate, twice you nominate me

Economy in ruin, beat the man, Van Buren

WHIG PARTY!

(That Would Be Enough Instrumental Track)

Close your eyes, close your eyes

Our children our dying

You'll out live the rest?

Close your eyes, close your eyes

How many are left?

I have lost track

Anne, you should have-

(Coughs)

Granny Harrison, you're way too old

NO!

I begged you to stay home

How many kids died?

You're so old

I knew you'd fight until the term was won

But you deserve a chance to have respect

Close your eyes, close your eyes

Democrats hate you

And you have pneumonia

If that isn't enough to convince you to see Harrison

These reviews from the critics will

Harrison, a new American musical