So everyone's partying and I'm chauffeuring noodles around.

[WOMAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH ON RECORDING]

I like this shoe store.

[BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

Screw this.

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Sorry your delivery is late.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

Hello? Chinese food.

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

-Uh-- -Yes, what is it?

You ordered Chinese food.

Chinese food.

-You don't look Chinese. -Yeah, well, it's Halloween.

I'm dressed as a college student that works weekends. Boo.

Goddamn this-- Shit.

-Where the fuck is this money? -You guys started early this weekend.

Yeah, sorry, we forgot we ordered food.

Crazy party.

[BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

Uh, you forgot your chopsticks.

And my tip.

Both are important.

Assholes.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[WOMAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH ON RECORDING]

To know.

[CONTINUES SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

I know.

He knows.

Does he know?

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

"Does he know?"

[GRUNTING]

Crap, crap, crap. Um--

WOMAN [OVER PHONE]: 911. -Yes, hello, I'd like to report some sort of...

...something, uh, at, um....

[GRUNTS]

[YELLS]

[COUGHING]

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

Wait, where are you go--?

You have to help me with the dog guy. Shit.

Whoa. Okay. It's gonna be okay. Um--

-You. -Uh-- Uh....

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[GRUNTS]

Baby, you okay?

You okay?

-Who the fuck is this? -I'm the delivery guy.

-Who are they? -Um--

They-- They're just trick-or-treaters.

Well, I'm sorry about the late delivery.

So I'm just gonna go, um, call the police--

-No. -No, no.

-We got it from here. -Are you sure?

My phone's in the car. It's just three numbers. It's no trouble.

I could just, beep, boop...

...put them right in.

Not gonna be a prob--

Yeah, man, I don't know.

I don't think I really mind working weekends.

Made some decent tips.

Oh, the test? I'm not worried.

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[WOMAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH ON RECORDING]

[KURT SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

WOMAN: Learning Spanish with Miss Rose.

[BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

WOMAN: I am obviously American.

KURT: Really?

[WOMAN SPEAKING RAPIDLY IN SPANISH]

KURT: What?