Like Christmas

Everywhere you go

Trump's elected as president

Science has projected

Natural disasters, sunken cities

And less snow

It's not beginning look a lot

Like Christmas

Extreme weather's in store

But the most normal site to see

Is a climate refugee

Knocking on your door

Miami is flooded

Bangladesh is gutted

New York in December's plus ten (Celcius)

The coal is unleashed, atmosphere

Has decreased

Burnt and frozen skin now is on trend

And hurricanes have made it so

School never starts again

Wait! I don't understand Celcius...

Only Fahrenheit

Fake Christmas Tree

You aren't environmentally friendly

Your pine is made of PVC

Too many carcinogens for me

You might have thought "I'm saving trees!"

But carbon emissions are three

Times higher than a cut down tree

So get a real one immediately

Guys!

Did you ever know that reindeer

Have capillaries in their nose? (Like a lot!)

Using a thermal camera

You would even see it glow (Literally!)

All of the other reindeer

Are female in this song

Male reindeer shed their antlers in winter

So the names in the song are wrong

The most important question of our time is

Do you see what I see?

No seriously!

Is your red the same red as my red?

Or is it green or blue?

Do you see what I see?

This qualia is driving me insane

'Cause perception happens in the brain

Are experiences even the same?

Oh black hole-y night

You stop everything shining

Your gravity is too strong to let us see

Such compact mass

Deforming space and timing

Till you appear at the singularity

Crushing your bones

The force will nearly kill you (YOU WILL DIE)

Your cells torn up, stretched out (YOU WILL DIE)

A plasmic death

Oh well...

You're dead!

Oh why did you go?

In that black hole?