I see you when you're sleeping.

I know when you're awake.

Okay, that... that's good.

Let's try it again; maybe a little more jolly.

Think "Santa".

I see you when you're sleeping.

I know when you're awake.

I watch you when you're sleeping.

Oh, yeah.

I know when you're awake.

I know.

I'm making a list and checking it twice.

I'm gonna find out who's naughty or nice.

Okay, I... I th... I think maybe that's a little too intimidating.

Yeah, but I... if you don't mind me saying, I think it's right, you know.

Do you understand what Santa's saying here?

It's... he's making a list; naughty, nice. He's detailed.

He's single-minded.

He's an eye in the sky bringing swift judgment

Okay, but... but he's also bringing toys to children.

Not the naughty ones.

And let me tell you something about that reindeer that ran over grandma.

I will look for him.

I will find him.

And i will kill him.

But do you mind if I... if I try something ⏤ and that's not a question.

Okay.

Release the Kringle!

It's "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert"!