Right, let's go to check in.

好，我們去報到吧！

The early dad.

早鳥爸爸

Alright, we've got t...ten hours till departure, should we get to the gate?

離起飛時間還有十個鐘頭，我們要去登機門了嗎？

I think we should probably go, just to be safe, we should go!

我覺得我們該去了，保險起見囉，我們該走了！

The not so early dad.

晚鳥爸爸

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry...

對不起對不起對不起對不起對不起

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...

謝謝！謝謝！謝謝！謝謝！謝謝！謝謝！

The sharing is caring dad.

「自己的寶寶，別人也可以照顧」爸爸

Hey man, can you just hold this one for a second?

嘿，老兄，你可以幫我顧一下嗎？

Yea cheers bro.

謝啦老兄

The really apologetic dad.

「拼命道歉」爸爸

Sorry, sorry...I'm sorry, sorry. Don't mind...

抱歉，抱歉......我真的很抱歉。請不要介意...

Very sorry about the baby thing, but it's okay, alright?

很抱歉我的寶寶給大家帶來麻煩了，不過一切都會沒事的，好嗎？

The "She'll be right" dad.

「孩子可以的」爸爸

She'll be right.

她不會有事的

Yea, I think she's gonna poo.

對，我猜她等等要便便了

The nervous dad.

緊張爸爸

What was...what was that?

那是... 那是什麼？

Oh, is nothing. It's just a baby fart.

噢，沒什麼，只是寶寶放屁了。

The checklist dad.

清單爸爸

I've got wet-wipes, nappies, water bottle, blankie, medicines. Cool.

我拿了濕紙巾、尿布、水瓶、小被被、藥。酷！

I for...forgot the baby.

我...把寶寶忘了

Done it again...

又來了...（又把寶寶忘記了...

The 8 hour shush dad.

「噓不停」爸爸

Sleep, buddy. Sleep, babe.

睡吧，睡吧

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh...

噓......

Yea, she's definitely gonna poo, bro.

對，她等等一定會大便，老兄

(Pointing at other people) Shh, shh, shh, shh...

（指著別人）噓！噓！噓！

The disown dad.

消失的爸爸

Whose...whose baby is this?

這是誰的小孩？

Somone's...

誰的...

Shh, shh, shh, shh...

噓...噓...

The sleepy dad.

愛睡的爸爸

Ohh we've landed.

噢，我們降落了

Oh, she, she..she already...Hey..

噢，她...她...已經...嘿！

Wait for dad!

等爸爸一下！

Uhh that was how to fly with a baby.

這是「如何跟寶寶一起搭飛機」系列

High five?

擊掌？

No.

不要

No babies were harmed in the making of this video.

拍片過程沒有寶寶受傷