and welcome to our language course part 3

today we are going to talk about

some specific, very funny

words in Poland

Interesting words in Polish!

by the way

we are drinking this

TSINGTAO

It means green island

It's a beer from China

I think

the most popular one in Continental China

ok, that's it

let's have a sip before

na zdrowie!

So let's start from the word which is...

FART

a fart basically

means

LUCK

I know it sounds like "fart"

because actually

the spelling is even the same

it's F-A-R-T

It's really fart

and the funny part is that

We found this one in Łódź right?

Yea, the first time I saw it

it was like a lottery shop

So it's writing all over the wall

FART FART FART FART

I was like

why this shop is saying fart that much?

Even I think the fart with

a cloud inside

of this

and then I just took a picture

while eating an ice cream with the fart shop

I know there is the taxi called "fart"

Fart taxi

Just imagine

the guy from another country traveling

by this kind of taxi

UK or US and like

WOW a Fart

Poland is so opened

so obsessed with farts

You fart/you fart

you fart/we fart

We fart!

btw

all of these words are in this

chicken amazing board

the other things are actually

what are you doing here?

"check"

About the shop names

It's pretty funny here in Poland

that lots of shops got animal names

especially the most popular one is

Biedronka

which is a ladybug

and it has...

gay insect

what?

It's a gay bug!

It's not a gay bug!

It's so sad to be a biedronka

Because it's a LADY bug

and what if you are a male

LADY male bug

with biceps

but with this "biedronka" body

This is a pretty big one

you can buy everything in there

food, alcohol... anything

vegetables

the other one which is smaller is

Żabka

which is a cute form from a frog

a cute froggy

a frog

and it has a frog poster on it

yea like a cute froggy sign on it

and it's a smaller...

it's more like a 711 in Taiwan

yea, something like that

so it's open untill 11 pm

so it's also like a convenience store basically

also something like that

a little bit bigger

is Małpka

Małpka is actually the same kind of shop as Żabka

Małpka is a cute little monkey

There is a poster

outside the shop

and it's a monkey like...

yea, with some shop stuff

with hot-dogs

because you can eat hot-dogs there

It looks so horny

you hold it

it's just like...

domestic violence

I know there is Mrówka

I don't really remember what do the sell

but I think it's some engineer stuff

or some things for building your house

I don't know, some men's stuff

Mrówka

which is an ant

so does it have an ant logo on it?

I think yes

I think, I don't really remember

but I think it's

I don't see that so often but

It has this...

working hat

holding some equipment

and walking to somewhere

SO CUTE!

it's funny because

you guys always say that

Asian culture is super cute

and also in Taiwan it's like

in a metro

you see the poster with pokemon

staying in a queue

yea but we don't see our

own cute stuff in here

and it's super cute in Poland

yea, exactly!

Everything is just so cute!

even the dentist

she was at the dentist's

in Łódź

and the dentist got a logo

of a very very smiling tooth

and the other one

it's like a mom and a baby

both of them

holding a toothbrush

and cleaning themselves

SO CUTE!

and we wre like:

this is soooo cute!

we have to go there!

and then we went there

So these are the "shops"

and the other one is "food"

I don't really find this funny

but she finds this super funny

maybe you guys from taiwan will find this funny

for me it's not funny at all

It's a kind of obsession

she says these words all the time to me

with no reason

so anyways about food...

we've got... starting from...

Kiełbasa

I don't know what's funny in this

which means a sausage

I don't know why it's funny

it just sounds funny

The other one is

Cebula

which means an onion

What's so funny?

So...

Onion!

Cebulowy (different form)

Eh these cases...

So onion and sausage!

Kiełbasiany (different form)

It means...

Like, if you want to describe the taste for example

it's such an onion taste

such...

"taki" is...

"taki" is like "it's like"

OK and the next one...

Ser

The most common word right now

ser

all the time cheese cheese

and even!

I'm just typing to her on messanger

and then

with no reason the word

SER

cheese

and I'm just...

and then she's still continuing this

like cheese cheese!

So cheese!

Ryba

It means a fish

So fishy!

If you want to describe the taste

So if I want to say

you smell like fish

Why!? Why!?

I'm not smelly!

I clean myself everyday!

You

are

a fish! (in a wrong way)

(confused)

Jesteś rybą (you are a fish)

We will talk about cases later

It's a huge thing to do

and it's like

so problematic! For me to learn!

so so so?

You smell like fish?

But why you need this?

I just want to learn it

It's usefull

Like you smell bad?

Or you smell good?

No you smell like a fish

Like exactly a bad smell

Bad? Yea

I don't know

Maybe I should think about my personal smell

because of this talking right now

I feel pretty sad

Another one is

Pies

And the reason why she finds this funny

because the spelling is like

P-I-E-S

which is like pies (cakes)

And "pies" is a dog

Pies means a dog

is it like plural or singular?

No, "pies" is singular

Psy is plurar

Ryby (fishes)

Psy (dogs)

Kiełbasy (sausages)

Cebule (onions)

Sery (cheeses)

But about "dog"

because we went to

a rich district or something like that

And outside their house

they put this dog sign

Like WARNING: DOG INSIDE

And with just writing like:

PIES

And when she saw it for the first time

she was like what? Pies?

They are selling pies?

With "dog" sign on it

Polish eat dog?

I'm joking

Not funny haha

Another one is

Actually 2 of them left

No, three of them left

And the first one is "pij"

Because it sounds like "pee"

Like I pee

On you, on her

You are so dirty!

You smell like fish!

Pij means like

If you want to say to your friend

Just drink it

What is so funny?

I don't know

Ok, another one another one

This one is pretty funny

You pee!

This one is pretty funny

It's Jaja

Jajo means an egg/Jaja means eggs

And jaja

because we know that ja is yes

or tak in German

So she's like JAJAJAJAJAJA!

JAJA!

So "jaja" means eggs

Moje jaja! (My eggs)

Good

And the last one

is

No

And "no" means "yes" in Polish

In the beggining

I was like

I mean

Yes means Tak

but in Polish

we use also the word "no"

Is it like yes and yep?

It's like yep

So

when I'm speaking to people

sometimes people get confused

Like: they want to say yes

And they say no

And I'm like: so it's yes or no?

And especially

In the tram or in metro

We can hear people on the phone

NO NO NO NO NO

Like they are cancelling everything

BTW

Yes in Polish is tak

No in Polish is nie

but