Name: 【爆笑脫口秀】當狗佔據了凱文哈特的床，該怎麼辦呢？ (Dogs Have Taken Over Kevin Hart's Bed)
Uploaded: 2016-12-26T09:55:47.000Z
Duration: 6 min 57 s

>> Stephen: PEOPLE VERY EXCITED ABOUT KEVIN HART.

>> Stephen: 人們對KEVIN HART感到非常興奮。

THAT'S AN AMAZING RESPONSE, BUT YOU MUST BE USED TO THAT PAUSE

這是一個很好的迴應，但你必須習慣這種暫停。

YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEW COMEDIANS IN THE WORLD, YOU SELL OUT HUGE

你是世界上為數不多的喜劇演員之一，你的票房很高。

LIKE THE O2 ARENA IN LONDON, MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

就像倫敦的O2 ARENA，MADISON SQUARE GARDEN。

我是什麼你叫它，一個偉大的交易。

HOW DO YOU PLAY-- HOW DO YOU PLAY A JOKE TO 53,000 PEOPLE?

你怎麼玩... 你怎麼跟5萬3千人開玩笑？

HOW DO YOU, LIKE, HOLD A ROOM LIKE THAT, MAN?

你怎麼，喜歡，持有這樣的房間，男人？

>> WELL, I THINK I PRIDE MYSELF ON MAKING THOSE ROOMS INTIMATE

>> 我想我很自豪能讓這些房間變得很有吸引力

I'M A STORYTELLER, SO WHEN YOU TELL A STORY THE BEAUTY OF DOING

我是一個講故事的人，所以當你講故事的時候，你要做的事情就很美。

IT WITH AN AMAZING AUDIENCE IS CAPTIVATING THE THE AUDIENCE

它與一個驚人的觀眾是吸引觀眾的

WITH EVERY WORD UNTIL THE PUNCHLINE COMES.

隨著每一個字，直到拳頭線的到來。

I PAINT PICTURES BUT THEY'RE REALISTIC PICTURES.

我畫畫，但他們是現實主義的畫。

AT THE END OF THE DAY, I PUT MYSELF IN YOUR SHOES AND YOU CAN

在一天結束的時候，我把自己放在你的位置上，而你也可以。

SEE YOURSELF IN MY STORIES BECAUSE MY STORIES ARE

在我的故事中看到你自己，因為我的故事是。

這就是為什麼我愛你們這些人。

>> Stephen: IT'S GOOD TO KNOW WHY PEOPLE LOVE YOU.

>> Stephen:知道人們為什麼愛你是件好事。

>> NO, YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF REALITY, AND

>> 不，你必須確保你永遠不會失去現實的視線，並。

REGARDLESS OF ANY SUCCESS THAT YOU HAVE YOU HAVE TO MAINTAIN

>> Stephen: YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN HOLD ON TO REALITY?

>> Stephen:你真的認為你能堅持到現實嗎？

YOU HIT 30 MILLION PEOPLE ON TWITTER TODAY.

你今天在微博上點擊了3000萬人次。

>> Stephen:所有的權利，所有的權利。

YOU HAVE TWO MOVIES OUT RIGHT NOW AT THE SAME TIME.

YOU'VE GOT "CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE" WITH DWAYNE

>> 是的，謝謝你，謝謝你，夥計。

>> Stephen: "SECRET LIFE OF PETS" YOU PLAY A MILITANT--

>> 史蒂芬："寵物的祕密生活 "你扮演一個軍事家----------。

I DO NOT THINK OF YOU AS A MILITANT WHITE BUNNY.

>> FIRST OF ALL, I TOOK IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO PLAY

>>首先，我拿下它是因為我想玩。

你知道嗎，我抓住了這個機會。

>> I SAID I'M NOT GOING TO GET THIS OPPORTUNITY A LOT.

>> 我說我不會得到這個機會很多。

WHEN THEY TOLD ME HE'S MILITANT, THE WHOLE THING WITH THE BUNNY

當他們告訴我他是個軍人時，和兔子的那件事

THIS GUY IS IN CHARGE OF TAKING THIS GROUP OF PETS AND TURNING

這傢伙是負責採取這組寵物，並把。

I BROUGHT MY CHARACTERISTIC TRAITS TO THE BUNNY.

我把我的性格特點傳染給了兔子。

THEY ALLOWED ME TO IMPROV AND PLAY AROUND AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

他們讓我儘可能地提高和玩耍。

>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE PETS OF YOUR OWN?

>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND THEY'RE DOING

>> Stephen:你認為當你不在的時候，他們在做什麼？

THE KINDS OF THINGS THESE ANIMALS ARE DOING?

WHEN PEOPLE COME TO MY HOUSE, LOOK AT THE BIG DOBERMAN!

當人們來我家的時候，看看那隻大狗！

NOBODY HAS DONE IT, AND IT HAS PISSED ME OFF.

IT'S MADE ME FEEL LIKE THE LITTLE ONE OF A WASTE OF MONEY.

這讓我覺得自己是個浪費錢的小人物。

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