I've hacked the game.

玩Pokemon Go

Pokémon GO without moving (thank you papa poods)

不用外出

IT'S POSSIBLE.

這是有可能的(ゝ∀･)

I done it boyz

我已經成功了 孩子們

The scientific breakthrough is finally HERE

這裡有了一個重大的科學突破

Come closer

靠過來一點

I'm about to walk to that gym

我現在要去那個道館 但是不是用走的

without walking :O

看我TMD跑多快

*tap*

只有TMD魯蛇才需要走路

*tap*

我們駭了這個遊戲

*tap*

雖然花了滿長的時間

*taps furiously*

但是有我的駭客技巧 我們終於成功了

LOOK HOW FUCKING FAST I'M GOIN

但我們不會這樣就罷休的寶貝(ゝ∀･)

aah

讓我們多"駭"一點吧

walking

純粹想諷刺這坨屎(駭進遊戲) 但就算不諷刺它還是一坨屎

IS FOR FUCKING LOSERS

駭入方法 1

We hacked the game

你們已經看過無人機駭法了

It took a long time

不過最棒的駭法是使用直升機

but wiv ma hacking skillz

這有用(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

I FINALLY MANAGED TO DO IT.

(駭法 成功)

But we're not stopping here

駭 駭入方法 2(ゝ∀･)

BABY (oh no!)

就連川普都沒辦法阻止這個

LET'S HACK SOME MORE

(BOOM~)

*papa poods skips off*

這個駭法叫做 汪星人駭法

HACK 1!

你需要拿一條繩子/線 但我沒有繩子/線

Hej y'all seen drones

所以我就拿了電線

But a great way to get a hack done

我的手機綁在這一端 然後另一邊就是Edgar

is to tape your helicopter

最終 這該死的投資將會有回報

*music intensifies*

好嗎 你聽到我說的了 現在去抓一些神奇寶貝給我!!

GO MY CHILD GO

去吧!!

CERTIFIED 100% NO FX

你是想玩嗎? 去就對了

okey bai

(果斷把臉塞進碗裡)

It worked.

這個駭法呢主要是在蒐集GPS的行走距離來孵蛋

Intense Duck Tales hack music

所以我們希望可以很快達到10K的距離

*hack* *stutter*

我覺得現在應該有一個在孵化了 我覺得啦...

HACK 2!

(瞪)

giggle :)

你這坨屎 狗!!!!要移動啊!!!!

*splutters at sellotape in mouth*

你在那邊給我喝水 這TM是甚麼爛狗

Fuck sake :(

少假裝你沒聽到我說話(╬☉д⊙)

Not even Trump's wall could stop this

它到底是有多渴 夭壽喔

*Shakes plug enthusiastically*

出發吧 Edgar

That's strong!

Edgar 你把蛋孵出來了嗎

MLG Explosion

Edgar : .......

This hack is called the "dog hack"

牠成功了 我們孵出皮卡丘

You get a piece of string, we couldn't find a string

(駭法 成功)

so we got...

駭入方法 3(ゝ∀･)

What did you get poods???

你有被電到嗎?

...he's got a cable

人家已經很努力了耶

mini MLG explosion

夭壽喔

Our phone is on this end

氣球~~~~

and then Edgar's

這是原創的喔

uhhh

有個傳說 如果你想抓到神話神奇寶貝 就要往高的地方去

collar is on this end.

所以呢 這個"駭"氣球法就是要用氣球帶我們飛上天

Finally this fuckin' shitty investment is gonna pay off #PoorEdgar

去抓超夢 去抓超夢給我(ง๑ •̀_•́)ง

alright you hear me?

它降落了

Now catch me some Pokémon!

(駭法 失敗)

GO! (BWA)

現在這個駭入方法呢 可以讓你快速的增加距離好敷那些好蛋

*Edgar investigates his newly attached pokémon hack appendage*

(R.I.P手機 2016-2016)

*dissapointed* You tryna' play? Just go!

下個駭入方法~

*Edgar the Dog complies and goes on to inspect his bowl of water with his newly found hacked device*

這個駭入方法 TMD超冷

What this hack does, is that it collects the GPS points of cracking eggs

你拿起你的手機 然後把它放在船上

so hopefully we will get a 10k egg pretty soon I think

該是神奇婊貝表現的時候了

uhh

來抓神奇寶貝吧

I feel one hatching right now

(沒反應)

I think

我剛剛有把它啟動嗎?

If this piece of shit dog would MOVE!?!

(秒解體)

Fuckin'.. Gimme TmarTn's dog! What the fuck kind of shitty dog is this?

OMG~(ﾟДﾟ)

Le epic sad music :(

救船喔~

Don't pretend that you don't hear me!

快阿~

TmarTn our lord and saviour ヽ༼◐ل͜◑༽ﾉ

這是神奇婊貝2號

Don't smooch me pls

(R.I.P神奇婊貝2號 2016-2016)

Fuck :(

(駭法 失敗)

How thirsty was he dude? Jesus

我們駭了Pokemon Go

Clicks tounge

這是空前絕後的創舉

Kicks dog + some swedish stuff

看看我 看我怎麼跑

Le epic music n°2 + masterfull doggy running compilation

抓到所有神奇寶貝

Will Edgar make the egg hatch ?

我有一個更好的駭法可以告訴你

SANIC FAST!

就是給我滾出家門

You'll see in the nex..

謝謝大家的觀賞 如果你喜歡就按個讚

Edgar! Did you crack the egg?

按個 大大的讚~

Edgar: Leave me alone

我會和你們在下個影片再見~

Edgar: U bitch!

後面有花絮喔(ゝ∀･)

He got it

We got a pikachu

Hack 3! Ya feel me?!

*swaggy pose*

Laughs at own joke :)

Tryin' so hard

JESUS!

*vibrato* Ballooon Phone

*deep inhale*

That's original!

There's been speculations, that you can catch legendary pokémons

but you got to go higher. So with this hack balloon hack that we developed we are going to fly

Get me the Mewtwo!

Get me the Mewtwo x2

*Duck Tales Moon Theme*

NO FX WE SWEAR

It landed

Upset Duck Tales music

For this hack you can get a lot of distance, fast!

For those really nice eggs!

*Throws phone like a girl*

Next hack!

Doing my job for me :)

You get your phone right?

poods givin' his head (to the) job

*nice splash*

Go Pokebitch GO!

Oh shit xD

*Splutters*

*fist me daddy?*

BA-BYE! *mark voice*

JACK!

This door was enough for u 2 dammit!

*boat transition*

*splash*

NO!

*paddles desperately*

RIP Pokebitch 2 you will be missed :(

RIP headphone users

*pewds glasses twin*

We hacked pokemon GO, it has never been done before

By anyone, EVER!

Look at me! Look at me GO

Catching all the Pokémons

I got an even better hack for you

omg what is it poods???

Just go outside

Thanks for watching guys, leave a like if you enjoyed

Leave a

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Thumbs up

and i'll see you bros in the next video

*smooch*

Get me my fkin charizard!

alright

Now we're going to get over there

There we go!

Yes I cc'd the end card I'm dedicated K?

surprise after credits scene!

You're not ready for what's comin'...

Remember the gay sex party?

Next hack!

Can we make this thumb go like up your dress?

Indistinct muttering

Some Bill Cosby action

Now pull it out

Oh next hack!

*fart*

this is fuckin' dumb

*Michael's seal of approuval*

Yeah look at is man that's going to be the fuckin' highlight of...

A Please Don't Tell Marzia Productions' Film

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

OH MY GOD

Next hack!