Announcer: Sword Art Online is the greatest game ever!

Kirito: This is the Greatest Game EVER!

Announcer: You are now all trapped

until someone completes a hundred floors.

Kirito: Fuck

[Nightcore Opening Theme]

Announcer: Haha, most of you are actually guys

Announcer: Oh, if you die here you die in real life

*raging nerds and 12 year olds*

Kirito: YOU, come with me

I need a comedic sidekick!

Klein: Actually I think I can be an interesting character

audiences would like

to see more-

Kirito: SHADDUP Klein

come back when you're

a Main Character™!

ಥ_ಥ(I cri everytim)

Announcer: 2 Months have passed

and 2,000 people have died

Blue hair: Too many people have died

So your only objective of this raid is

DON'T DIE

Blue hair: Oh God I'm dyiiing

Kirito: Drink the potion

Blue hair: This is it

I can tell this is The End

Kirito: Drink the GODDAMN potion!

Stupid Blue Extra: Just tell my family I love them

Kirito: WILL U JUST DRINK THE POTION ALREADY?!

BLEH (Rest in pepperonis Blue Hair Guy)

Kirito: WHY DIDN'T YOU DRINK THE POTION?!

Screw it!I'll do it myself.

[COFFEE SODA Soundtrack]

Someone in the background: OH MY GAWD I WANT HIS BABIES!!!

Other male voice: Who the hell is he?

Black Swordsman: I'm the Black Swordsman

Guts cameo: No you're fuckin not

Redhead bitch: How the hell did he get so Overpowered™?!?!

Kirito: psh

I'm not Overpowered™!

fFUCK

OUTPLAYED

MLG

NO buffz

GGGGG

LVL 50 vs LVL 1

gg nub guild

floating Faker

Kirito: Now I just need to find

my generic love interest!

Kirito: Are you the right one?

Additional voice: I guess I could

(blood-curdling scream as she dies)

Pedo-Kirito: are you the right one?

12-yr-old: I'm like 12!

Kirito: Are u the right one?

I'm as useless as a hedgehog in a condom factory!

Kirito: How 'bout you?

Tits McGee?

Tsundere-Asuna: It's not like I like you or anything

you idiot

BAKA

Kirito: purrfect

Hi

HI!

Kirito: wanna get married?

Asuna: OK

Kirito: wanna have sex?

Asuna: OK

(I came with the force of a thousand suns)

Asuna: Does this mean

we can have children now?

Kirito: GAWD I hope not

Asuna: Kirito! look what I found

Kirito: You've gotta be fuckin kidding me

Asuna: can we keep it?

Kirito: NO

Asuna: BUT I want ooone

Kirito: NO

Asuna: Pleeeeeeeeaaase

Kirito: NO!

Asuna: I'm not having sex with you for a month!

Kirito: FINE

Kirito: If you promise to feed it properly

and take it for walks.

Loli-AI: Are you my mama and papa?

Asuna: YES!

Kirito: NOOO!

Kirito: can we just go back to showing me being Overpowered™?

(Best battle ever)

Kirito: Oh so apparently I can dual-wield now!

Who-is-this-again: Hey how is that fair?

Kirito: SHAHDUP Klein

Come back when you're a Main Character™!

ಥ_ಥ

(RIP Klein.You were never a main character)

Kirito: Now NOONE can beat me at this game!

Kayaba Akihiko: Imma let you finish Kirito

but I AM THE GREATEST SAO PLAYER OF ALL TIME

(nerd)

but I AM THE GREATEST SAO PLAYER OF ALL TIME

Kirito: YOU WANNA GO?

FITE ME ON UR OWN BR0H

fk

Announcer: Heathcliff WIN

Kirito: HACKS

I call HACKS

Not-Kayaba-Akihiko: What?

Kirito: you're Kayaba Akihiko aren't you?

Definitely-Not-Akihiko: What are you talking about?

Kirito: Obviously noone else can beat me at this game!

Kayaba: I commend you for figuring out the truth

NOW FITE ME!!!

Kirito: Oh shit seriously? I was just talking out of my ass!

Kayaba: Ooopsy Daisy

Kirito: Asuna

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

Asuna: Because that's the only useful thing I'm ever gonna do

(Death intestifies)

Kirito: I'M STILL GONNA DIE

YOU STUPID BITCH!

now you die

HAX MODE ON

WHAT?

(stab)

Kayaba: this doesn't even make sense

gg no re

Kayaba: Congratulations on beating the game

Kirito: So, how come you wanted to trap thousands of people in this game?

Pfff

I dunno

Seems legit.

Asuna: I'm gonna blow you so hard when we get out of here!

OK

WAKE UP BITCH U OWE ME A BJ!!!

Obvious Antagonist: I'm afraid she's not going wake up...

Kirito: Who are you?

Mr.Pedo: I'm the new bad guy of this arc who's going to marry this girl!

hhHahhHaa

Alright Pedo McGreatface

have fun getting dead first for the rest of your life [still don't know if this is correct]

Hi I'm Incest(Hi Incest I'm dad)

Kirito: Sorry Incest I'm not really interested right now

What am I supposed to do now?

Male voice: Have you heard? There's a new RPG out

Now's not the time for games

I have to figure out a way to save Asuna

HOLY SHIT YOU CAN FLY?

I'M

SO

FUCKIN

ON THIS!!

What about saving Asuna?

Saving who?

Incest: You have black hair and you're really good at video games!

Just like my brother!

Kirito: You have very big breasts,

just like my sister!

Incest: Did I ever tell you I was in love with my brother?

Brother: Wow It'd sure suck if I was your brother!

Incest: YOU'RE MY BROTHER?(OOOO what a twist)

Brother: I'M YOUR BROTHER?!

FOCK

PHUCK

I Can'T BelIEvE I FeLl In LoVE wIth My bRotHER

Kirito: Sugu wait

you still might have a chance with me

Sugu: I'm instantly over it

Let's play more Video Games

Sugu: This final boss is impossible to beat

HAH

who the hell do you think I am?

I'm Kirito

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

stabby stabby

alright well I guess 2nd time's a charm

Sugu: This time with the power of

FRIENDSHIP

I'm actually just a

pointless character

DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

Alright I'm through

now to get you out

Asuna: How do you plan to get us out?

by ripping off Berserk

*manly grunt*

Griffiiiiittthhh

Oh you're here again

wait

How are you even here?

pff

I dunno

seems legit

HAX MODE ON

what?

wat?

how?

Kayaba

KAYABAAA!

FINAL BATTLE

omg such epic

much awesome

*cough*

So this is it

I've saved my girl,

defeated the bad guy

and escaped the game after living 2 years of a torturous life in it

I guess there's only one more thing to do

PLAY

SWORD ART ONLINE

AGAIN

yeah

*Kirito's Harem Girls Laugh*