- What?

♫ Hey ♫

(elves screaming)

- Santa, what are you doing?

- Chris, I've been gay for a while, you know this.

It wasn't just last year.

- Alright well, I'll go give this to someone else.

- Yeah, I'd suggest that.

- [Chris] I hate Christmas!

- Ho ho ho!

(shouting indistinctly)

- Like a mother (beep) goat honey,

you look crazy!

Can you even fly with those thighs?

Look at that nose, can't even light up a god (beep) fridge!

I'm Olive, bitch!

- Oooh, sleigh.

(sleigh bells ringing)

Sleigh, think about it.

(laughing)

(wretching)

- [Girl] Whoa!

(objects clattering)

(groaning)

♫ My wish come true

♫ Baby

♫ All I want for Christmas is

♫ Food baby

- Merry Christmas!

- Happy Hanukkah!

- Happy New Year!

- And chicken and rice!

♫ Chicken and rice, chicken and rice

♫ Chicken and rice, chicken and rice ♫

(singing indistinctly)