Wha, the-- [laughing]

搞啥?!

I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch

我不是Benedict Cumberbatch

I'm me, I'm Markiplier.

我還是我自己 : Markiplier.

Why do I want Dancy Pants to be mad at me?!

為啥我要讓那跳舞的對我生氣?!

Foxy is a big ol' bag of dicks!

Foxy呢是個超級大渾蛋!

[system] "For other options, press 4."

"更多設置, 請按4."

THERE'S NO NUMBEEEEEERZ !

沒有數字啊 !

I can't put any numbers in here!

我沒辦法打數字進去啊!

[yelling] Baby! BABY!

Baby! BABY!

[increasing emphasis] BABY, COME OUT!

BABY, 出來!

BABY, COME BACK!

BABY, 回來! (?

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

天啊, 天啊!

Oh god, oh god!

我在試了! 我在試了!

Uaaaagh

操你媽的B哩!

I'm trying guys! I'm trying!

媽的惦惦! 喔喔喔!

*BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿~~~~~~~~

[screams] Fucking fuck!

DADADAADADDDADADA

Shut the fuck up! OHHHHH!

DER DER DUR DER

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

凡事都OK的!

[singing]DADADAADADDDADADA

"大家都沒事! 咱們回去休眠吧!"

[still singing] DER DER DUR DER

那我該怎麼辦?!

[singing] Everything's okay!

[5秒後高能]

[Baby Mascot recording playing] "Everything is okay! Let's go back to sleep!"

*GG*

WHAT DO I DOOO?!

DANANANANANA

[beeping followed by a jumpscare]

Ballora!

*hello i am freddy*

DANANANANANA

[static]

別殺我

[singing]

別動!

Ballora!

你不需要擔心我!

[singing]

我就需要擔心我自己了!

Don't kill me.

也別在意半個吼叫聲!

[scared singing]

當我緊張時我就會大叫 !

Sneaking!

♪ 咱們成功了! 我們是世上最棒的! ♪

You don't need to worry about me!

♪ 我們也是永遠的損-- ♪ 喔... 友 ♪

I just need to worry about me!

Casual Bongos呢也會被酸!

And don't mind the yelling!

"今晚不需要檢查Baby"

[shouting] I YELL when I'm NERVOUS !

"請前往未經授權的區域"

[singing along to music] ♪ We did it, we're the best in the world ♪

"自行走向Funtime禮堂"

♪ and we are friends ♪ [music stops] ♪ for-- ♪ Oh. Ever.

"我們有提供給你照明燈"

These casual bongos have turned sour!

*GGX2*

[system] "There is no need to check on Baby tonight."

OOO-KAY! WTF?!

(Markiplier has a great incoprehension dance.)

我呢... 阿.....

"Please refrain from entering unauthorized areas."

死掉了

"Proceed directly to Funtime Auditorium."

♪ 喔喔喔喔喔喔- ♪

[system] "You have been provided with a flash beacon."

[海綿寶寶主題曲]

*hey im fucksy*

三小?

[shouting] Oooo-KAY! What the fuck?!

♪為啥Ballora一直看著我?*2 ♪

I, uhh,

♪ 為啥他的眼睛一直閃來閃去的? ♪

Got boned.

喔嗨!

[singing] ♪ Ohhhhhhhhhh- ♪

那媽媽的是誰?!

[Spongebob theme song] ♪ "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" ♪

你是什麼鬼東東?!

(Here lives the frowning and scared re-hair human.)

我只有看你一下子但是太恐怖了!

wut

阿! 閃邊!

[sing-song] ♪ Why is Ballora looking at me? Why is Ballora looking at me? ♪

WTF?!

♪ Why did I wiggle so damn much? ♪

我死定了*3

Oh, hi!

嘿! 不 -- 快扭, 我在扭動!

[shouting] Who the FUCK is that?!

我正在扭動了餒!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

我正在扭-- 擺動了餒!

I'll look at you in just a second, but holy shit!

我正在OOXX了餒!!!

(yes ,it's written *fap*)

遊, 戲, 太, 幹!

[jumpscare] [Mark shouting] FUCK OFF!

媽媽的*6

What the fuck?!

好啊!

I'm fubber-nucked, I'm fubber-nucked, I'm fubber-nucked.

好啊! 好啊!

Hey! Oh -- Wiggling, I'm wiggling!

花三分鐘破關, 去你的!

[jumpscare] [Mark shouting] I was wiggling!

爽斃了!

I was wig-waggling!

YES!

I was wabble-jabbling!

YESS!

Wowie, zowie, oopie, powie!

工作時間最愉快了

[with increasing emphasis] Fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking fuck.

我必須得留好那象徵偉大的皇冠並繼續自稱

[shouting] Oh, yes!

玩具熊的五夜後宮-

[music plays] Yes! Yes!

之王

It was three minutes, fuck yeah!

抱歉我剛剛沒講對語氣嗎?

Fuck yeah!

ㄨ......

Yes!

王!!!!!

YEEES!

可惡

So that was a good day at work.

好濕喔

nomnomonmnonmnomnonmno

為啥那麼濕?

I get to keep my glorious crown and continue to call myself

嗨, Baby!

The king

你感覺如何? 你喜歡我的身軀嗎? 0_0

[smugly] of "Five Nights at Freddy's."

你給我滾開! (對"The End"的字串)

Sorry, did I not say that right?

不可能!

The [pause]

不不不不, 絕對不只這樣.

[shouts loudly] KING!

不是*2, 這--. 這根本是胡扯.

Ow.

♪ 干干干 ㄍㄍㄍ 干干干 ♪

It's so wet!

♪ 干干干. ♪

[Mark, quietly] Why is it wet?

♪ 這絕對不是在上班 ♪

Hi, Baby!

♪ 因為這根本是坨屎 ♪

How you doing, you enjoying my body? [laughs]

♪ 然後我超恨的♪

You get outta here! (about "The End")

喔不 (詳情請見Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location - Part 5)

No way!

喔不! 喔不不不!!

No, nuh-uh, no, not happening. Nope.

我走太快了! 不!

[stuttering] No, nope, it's -- no. That's a big no.

所以我有做錯嗎??! (詳情請見Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location - Part 5)

[singing] ♪ Fudge, fudge, fa- fa- fa- fudge, fudge ♪

喔不!

♪ Fudge, fudge, fudge. ♪

所以我得要重頭玩嗎?!

♪ There is no way that that is going to work. ♪

好了 照過來! 是兩顆星阿!

♪ It is a load of bullshit ♪

[手指比四] 是兩顆星餒!

♪ And I hate it a lot. ♪

不對那是四顆星-- [手指比2] 是兩顆星!

[shouting] OHHH, NO! OH, NO! (failed to aim right the cupcake shoot 420 mlg dankscope noscope)

勝利2!

[shouting] Oh no! Oh no, no, no, no!

其實我不知道意義何在?

I went too quick! [shouts] NO!

天啊, Baby在路上嗎?

[screaming] Was I supposed to do something with that?! (had the ice cream)

Baby在路上了!

Oh, NOOO!

我操, 這個是"Baby的五夜驚魂"啊!

Was I supposed to go back to the beginning?!

我不會成功的

Alright, look, it's a two star!

*GG*3*

[holds up 4 fingers] It's a two star!

齁嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿!

No, that's a four star-- [holds up 2 fingers] It's a two star!

阿, 你在4點反應變得很快嗎, 對吧?

Two for victory!

♪ 我成功了! YEAH! ♪

However the fuck that understands it.

♪ 我是-- ♪ 喔, 我的頭啊...

Oh, god, is Baby on the way?

喔~~ 我有點頭痛...

Baby's on the way!

耶, 我拿到了奇特奶油!

Oh shit, this is "Five Nights at Baby's!"

YES!

I'm not gonna make it.

我終於可以將奶油塗在整盒的爆米花上了!

*hello i am edward*

我成功了!

[jumpscare] HO- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

在我頭上放好我的皇冠!

I, uh, you get really skiddaddle-y at 4 AM, huh, don't-cha?

痾!

[shouting along to music] ♪ I did it, yeah! ♪

接下來請叫我

♪ I am the-- ♪ Oh, my head...

王之!

Ohhh, I got light-headed.

FNAF!!

[yelling] Oh, I got my exotic butters!

痾我不覺得這邊還有什麼新的玩意兒

YES!

奇特的奶油

And I buttered my popcorn from all around the world!

奇特的奶油

I did it!

"奇-- 奇-- 奇-- 奇特的奶油"

Place the crown upon my head!

什麼時候會有人做一個奇特奶油的混音 --

Ow!

[歌曲在說明欄那]

And then call me

別忘了去買點奶油

The - [shouts] KING!

我是說訂閱

OF "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!"

So, I don't think there's anything new.

[game] "Exotic Butters."

[game] "Exotic Butters."

[Mark laughing] [game] "Ex-- Exo-- Ex-- Exotic Butters."

[Mark] How long until someone makes a remix of --

[Exotic Butters - Cool Songs (link in desc)]

dont forget to butter

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