Nidale!

Nightblue do you appreciate life?

Dude.. yes. I love life.

You know why, you know why life is amazing guys?

It's because you get to experience life with others.

And you're all keeping each other company.

That's why life is so great.

Well i hate everyone and that's exactly why i hate life...

Well that's how you may think now.

But maybe you from now, you won't think that way.

That's also the beauty of life.

You know your perspective is always changing.

If perspective changes, does that mean you won't be a bonobo?

I hope that one day i will be.. i will be recognized as a human being...

just like the rest of you.

Cause i am a human being

I have feelings, i have emotions.

You know what i mean?

And people tend to get forget that for some reason.

They think that i'm some sort of monkey.

Right?

Someone dropped of bananas on my front porch the other day.

Should i go? We got dark seal, yeah.

See dark seal and then boots and then amp. tome.

Pogchamp!!!!

I can go ... and ward but who wards in 2016, y'know?

Nevermind. ooh.. uh oh.

What the heck?

This guy has some.... Patsbaldspot?? (talon's nick.).

Poor Pat. I will kill this man in honor of Pat.

How dare you make fun of Pats bald spot??

You even?

Pat don't worry, will he no longer...

You see that? That's what happens when you make fun of bald spots, guys.

Oh no what will I do?

OH MY...

Ahh i'm so bad. Why didn't i just flash?

Guys.. in the chat...

You think i'm from aliens or humans?

Like wh.. how do you think i was conceived?

I think honestly,

I'll be honestly like real talk, i'm nothing like my parents, dude.

I'm nothing like my parents at all.

Like at all, it's actually scary.

I honestly think i'm adopted or something.

What the heck! Did you drake?

What do you mean?

Yeah okay buddy, yeah okay.

Oh!!

Got him team, i got him for you buddy!

Oh no don't die on me!

Say something i'm giving up on you...

Gorillas?

Apes?

You guys are being...

I didn't say... Apes was an option.

I said aliens are humans and you guys said 'apes'...

Aand.. and..

Scripts are ON!

What?!

Get out of my jungle!

Oh no you're about to get snipped.

You're about to get snipped!!

What do you mean?

*gasp* NO!

Okay i'm bad.

Really dude?

Really?

Nice stacks LuL. Okay yeah.. You know what?

The person ..... in the chat that said 'nice stacks lol'

Remember that in 10, 5 minutes from now. 5 minutes from now. 2 minutes?!

Alright?

Remember your words.

Okay?

You think you can jus LUL in my chat and you can get away with it?

You think that how twitch.. television works??

You think that?

You think you can just use any twitch emote you want without any consequence?

I'm literally.. *gasps* what man?

Clown fiesta comin' at ya..

Watch this guy what this snipe, watch the snipe...

It got him!

I got him

OH SIT DOWN!!

DO SOME DISRESPECT DANCE!!

OH MY KAPPA

Oh we're gonna get reported for this dude

We're gonna get reported, we're gonna get deported.

Oh no come here.

I got you buddy.

Oh cannon minions.

Aand sniperino!!

Sit down six feet under!!

Luden's ... with the.. Oh assist assist!

Oh? Hah TRIPLE TRIPLE!

*GASPS*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

What do you mean... (bieber style)

When your kappa says YES!

But your something something says no..

You need to accept this fear... Accept this fear!

Accept it...!

*laughs*

Hey who said 'nice stacks' in the chat??

Who said n...

HELP X9

PLS X3

OH NO OH NO

HELP ME!!

Get out of my jungle you bonobo looking ugly talon garbage assasin's creed lookin... Hold on...

Spear to the face

Okay nevermind...

Little too hype-y.

Nice stacks LUL.

Where you at now j.. what's your name dude?

Garbage more like it... Where are you dude?

Should i go for the mejai's soulstealer?

*gasps*

Pogchamp

You what all i need in life dude?

All i need is anime and music.

You guys thought i was gonna say you guys, didnt you?

See, i used to wanna like you know...

NO NO NO OH!

GET OUT OF MY JUNGLE YOU BONOBO!

Papa Molly I'm sweatin'.

*gasps* NO NO NO NO

HELP MEE

I've just lost 10 stacks.

Nice stacks LUL.

Dude i still have fourteen.

I'm not greedy, okay?

Oh i'm learning Japanese.

Hush dude hold on...

It means 'be careful' in Japanese.

I'm learning Japanese, my friend's teaching me Japanese.

Even though i don't have any friends.

I'm gonna teach you guys Japanese as i learn Japanese, okay? We're gonna all learn Japanese together.

VoHiYo !!

What?

What is that damage?

Get out of my jungle

Sometimes you just gotta let him know.

Ooh that was fancy.

That was too fancy, sit down!

Got him, got him with the smite.

And the snipe..

Okay i lagged.

Okay you know what?

You know what's better than a snipe?

An auto attack.

Aand we're gonna go now.

Come here.

*laughs*

Oh i have too much on this

Take it, you wanna take it?

I'm scared.. *gasps*

NO NO NO NO

Don't even say it, don't even say it.

If you say it in the chat, i'm banning you.

I'll ban you if you say it.

You know exactly what i dont like to say, so don't say it..

I will ban everybody in the chat.

*let me show you the way* (nidalees voice)

Did she just try to seduce us?

Tell me that was not p...

*relaxy voices*

Not even close.

Not even close baby.

Not even close.

Okay.

You wanna try that again Talon?

You wanna try steppin' up to the cat.. AGAIN?

Oh wait x4

Alright, mess him up, he's the only one alive.

He's the only one here

Like that? You like that Thresh?

There's more where it came from buddy(?!)

I'm here.. i'm here friend.

Help x5

COME ON DUDE!

How long does her cocoon last for?

Oh my gosh that is sooo...

That's so troll.

I'm getting trolled by Riot.

Nice prank dude, nice prank Riot.

Really appreciate it.

Yo that Vayne is actally super fed.

Like real fed.

Like what? Hello?

Wait can you still hear me?

Vayne is a fanboy?

Are you assuming his..his..its gender.. their gender..

Don't you dare assuming gender again or i'll turn off the stream.

Did i tell you guys what happened when i called tech support for Comcast.

I called this tech support alright? for some thing.

I told him my problem..

And he said okay i understand ma'am.

We will fix your problem.

He said ma'am.

And he didn't say one, he said it like ten times during the conversation.

And i didn't even feel like correcting him.

Because he couldn't even say my name right anyway

But anyway

Do i sound like a girl?

Well not the wr- i guess, i'm not the...

There is something wrong actually, there is.

Do i sound like a girl?

Why me???

Everytime...

I wish i had a support that can actually defend me somehow...

Two mejai stacks now..

And my team is gonna, and my chat is like boo you're boosted.

Nice stack LuL

Kalista support is so useless

Like what the heck do you... YO!

Kalista! Throw Jhin into them to save me

Like i've been getting flash+ultied by Annie, man.

And its like if we have like a Janna?

Easy game, easy life.

If we have like an Alistar..

Or a or a...

Anything besides Kalista

it'd be okay, you know what i mean?

No Victor , Victor.

Oh i tried to heal him but i was too far.

Oh nice!

THE SNIPE!

YEAH NICE FLASH COCOON

What are you? Boosted?

What are you? Boosted?

What are you? e-bay status?

Is that what it is??

Are you se..

Yo mess her up mess her up!

I like it, respectable. Lets go!

End the game.

Sacrifice needs to be made sometimes.

I'll take it.

Wait, sell for luden..

Alright, good game.

*nidale talks* The untamed know no fear!

*outro song*