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  • P: He's Orange! O: And he's sort of a light greenish color...

  • P:<Groan and Sigh> O:<Laughing>

  • P: This week, Diamond Doll wants to know:

  • P: "How to deal with your baby sibing."

  • O: Ooh, "Baby!" Thats A Good One. <snickering>

  • P: Now Baby Siblings can be tough to deal with, because they require a lot of your parents' attention,

  • They cry a lot, and they need to have their diaper changed--

  • O: And when they come home from the hospital, they're all wrinkly and ugly. EWWWWWW!!!!!!!

  • P: HEY! ORANGE!

  • O: What? They do. They look like little wet hairless bulldogs. And smell like them too. [laughs] [Pear groans]

  • P: Now first remember that your baby sibling needs you.

  • They can't do even the most basic thing by themselves. They need help.

  • O: So, if your baby sibling wants to ride the dog like a rodeo bull, don' let him do it alone. Help Him!

  • P: Ummmmm...

  • O: And if your baby sibling wants to cross a hot lava field, Help Him!

  • P: No!

  • Orange: And if your baby sibling wants to light a Stick of TNT-- [Pear, angry]: No! Orange! [Orange laughs]

  • O: OK, OK.

  • P: Exactly, always handle your baby sibling very carefully, they're not big and strong as you, so, it's possible to hurt them accidentally.

  • O: Yeah, so hold him as carefully as you hold a box of TNT.

  • P: [stutters] Guess that's true, but [stutters] I don't know why we need to introduce TNT in the conversation.

  • O: Also, you shouldn't ever put like, either one on fire.

  • P: OK.

  • O: NO!!! DON'T DO IT!

  • P: [stutters] All of that appoints, Orange. Thanks for really taking this video to the next level.

  • O: Hey, that's what I do. I take videos to the stratosphere. [laughs]

  • Also, a quick note: You should not shoot your baby sibling into the stratosphere, even if they are, in fact,

  • Dareful enough to exist into the stratosphere.

  • P: OK.

  • O: NO!!! DON'T DO IT!

  • P: Why don't we move on? [Orange laughs]

  • Finally, remember that your baby sibling is going to grow up, to be the one of the most important people in your life,

  • So, even though they might do a lot of things that annoy you, like:

  • Cry in the middle of the night,

  • O: Look like naked bulldogs,

  • P: Require a lot of your parents' attention,

  • O: Ride a rocket ship in the space wearing sunglasses,

  • P: Forcing you to share your bedroom,

  • O: Light a stick of TNT when no one's looking,

  • P: Light a stick of-- WAIT, WAIT! WHAT?! [KA-BOOM!, Pear screams, Orange laughs]

  • O: Pear and Orange here,

  • Ready to handle whatever you throw our way!

  • [smack!] P: OWWWWW!!

  • O: Huh, I stand corrected! [laughs]

  • [Pear groans]

  • P: OK, today our prompt is: "How 2 lose weight?"

  • O: That's a great question with a simple answer!

  • [Orange laughs] O: Knife! [slice!] Captioned by VHGCV

P: He's Orange! O: And he's sort of a light greenish color...

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