-You don't? -You do?

Oh, hey Scott!

Hoooow's it going? So uh... isn't it Chinese New Year today?

Yeah, it is, actually, well, a lot of people also go by "lunar new year", but...

Oh. I'm sorry. You're right. Of course.

Why don't the three of you take the rest of the day off and celebrate?

That's great, thanks Scott!

Guys. Do you realize what just happened?

Yeah bro, happy hour started right... NOW!

No no no no no. We just got the day off for a Chinese holiday.

What's your point?

New Year's just passed, but just because we put a "Chinese" in front of it,

it becomes a whole new holiday that we celebrate, and...

And get off work for!

Dude, this could be the single greatest cultural breakthrough in occupational history!

Seriously, I mean think about it.

If Ali Haji over there said that he was leaving because it was... Mexican labor day, you wouldn't doubt it.

-No! -They already have their own independence day!

And if Pou just said that, you know... there was a Indian version of Christmas, we'd believe it.

Definitely!

Think of how many holidays there are that we can just say that there's a Chinese version of!

Dude, Columbus Day. Chinese Columbus Day. "Co-lam-ba!"

-Chinese Valentines Day! -Ah, that... they already have one.

They don't know that.

I have some cousins in Vancouver, can we do Canadian holidays, too?

Like Chinese Boxing Day.

Why not? I mean, Chinese Mardi Gras, Chinese St. Patrick's Day, Chinese Cinco de Mayo...

Dude, we could party all the way through Spring!

And I'm not even Chinese.

Yes!!

-Happy Chinese Easter, every one! -Right, hahaha!

Ah, I'm sorry, that deal was for a Fourth of July sale, which was two weeks ago.

Oh ok. Well, I mean, you know what today is though, right?

Happy Chinese Fourth of July!

Who do you think invented fireworks?

Happy Chinese Halloween!

-Andrew. -Hey, Scott.

-You're two hours late. -Yeah, it's Chinese Daylight Savings.

Right, right.

Happy Chinese Thanksgiving!

-Works for me! -謝謝！

Happy Chinese Christmas!

Hey hey hey guys, happy Chinese Christmas!

Chinese Christmas? That's a thing now?

It's based off the lunar calendar.

Guess what today is...

Oh, hi.

Hey. Where's Scott?

Oh, Scott, he got fired last week. Well, "let go".

Apparently, productivity in this office was pretty awful.

I'm his replacement.

That's great!

So what's up?

Oh. We just wanted to let you know that today is...

Who's ready for Chinese Martin... woah, woah.

Just want to say hi, and, welcome!

-We should probably sit this one out. -Probably.

But we're still on for Chinese Yom Kippur, right?

Hell yeah.

Hey everyone, let us know in the comments below.

What national holiday you would exploit with your culture?

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