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  • Tyler: Uhhh

  • Mark: How about now?

  • Mark: Stream is good.

  • Tyler: Stream? Yes

  • Mark: Health is good

  • Mark: Streaming! Live

  • Mark: Hello everybody! Hi...

  • Mark: My name is Markiplier and welcome to the Undertale stream.

  • Mark: We're starting just a hair early.

  • Mark: A hair early

  • Mark: And...

  • Mark: We are going to be playing Undertale.

  • Mark: Wait! When did that pop in?

  • Mark: That popped in late!

  • Mark: I have no Idea. That's playing audio

  • Mark: Crap!

  • Mark: Anyway. Hello!, Hi.

  • Mark: Welcome to the Undertale-Stream

  • Mark: This is Tyler. Tyler: Hello

  • Mark: Tyler, what do you know about Undertale?

  • Tyler: Uhhh...

  • Tyler: There's two different ways to play the game, that I know of.

  • Mark: hmm Tyler: The Genocide and then the Passive where you don't kill anything.

  • Mark: Mhm, but do you know any of the details?

  • Tyler: There... Two people do voices...

  • Tyler: ...and there're Sans and other characters?

  • Tyler: *Laughing* Mark: Ok, yeah, that's about what I expected.

  • Mark: Tyler is um...

  • Mark: If you guys don't know Tyler

  • Mark: Like geez...

  • Mark: Catch up by now.

  • Mark: He is um...

  • Mark: He is one of my very good friends

  • Mark: And we know each other forever

  • Mark: But the thing about Tyler is that he offers

  • Mark: Really insightful and interesting opinions on things he knows nothing about.

  • Mark: Umm...so!

  • Mark: Hello everybody in chat, yes hello!

  • Mark: I know, I know, I know. I'm a baby, I'm in my Larva-Form (Babyplier!)

  • Mark: Don't bother me!

  • Mark: I wanted to revert back! So,

  • Mark: The maincharacter in the game is a child.

  • Mark: Or maybe. I don't know! Tyler: *Laughing*

  • Mark: I think! That's what I think Tyler: Well, is that what you're channeling?

  • Mark: Yes, that's what I was going for!

  • Mark: I..I knew that I was gonna do this

  • Mark: So I'd have to... Tyler: *Laughing*

  • Mark: If I wanted to really, really embrace

  • Mark: What Undertale was and what Undertale meant.

  • Mark: And how Undertale was. (Rambling)

  • Mark: And how it meant...to me (Please understand what I mean...)

  • Mark: And everybody out there. I had to revert back to the ripe age of thirteen.

  • Mark: So...

  • Mark: This is uh...

  • Mark: This is me.

  • Tyler: Third-Thirdteen? Mark: Thirdteen

  • Mark: I looked exactly like this.

  • Mark: *Laughing* I had this big giant head on my small body Tyler: *Laughing*

  • Mark: My head has been the same exact size since the day I was born, did you know that?

  • Tyler: I do recall this. I mean the topic of the discussion. Both: *Laughing*

  • Mark: I thought you were recalling the day of my birth.

  • Tyler: Yes! I was there Mark: Whoa, you were there? *laughing*

  • Tyler: I was there.

  • Tyler: And...all of five months old. (Tyler, why)

  • Mark: Wow...

  • Mark: Man, that's amazing

  • Mark: You swam all the way to Hawaii Tyler: *Laughing*

  • Mark: Just to witness my birth. (Who wouldn't?)

  • Mark: Wait, where were you born?

  • Tyler: Cincinnati

  • Mark: Oh, ok yeah. So, swam all the way through...the United States and then the ocean. Tyler: *Laughing*

  • Mark: He's like a Land-Shark, y'know?

  • Mark: Street-Sharks? Just buried in there and went on.

  • Mark: This has nothing to do with Undertale.(No?)

  • Mark: So! Tyler: Nope.

  • Mark: What he have here is Undertale.

  • Mark: Which I know you guys have been dying for...and exploding for...and talking for and waiting for. So

  • Mark: It's here!

  • Both: *Dancing*

  • Both: *Dancing*

  • Both: *Dancing*

  • Mark: So, anyway. Tyler *Laughing*

  • Mark: About- We're just gonna start in a little bit because people are still getting here

  • Mark: Um, but

  • Mark: O-One of the things I wanna preface is

  • Mark: Yes, I started a Let's Play of this, a while ago

  • Mark: Yes, I stopped that Let's Play

  • Mark: And I explained this in the last Livestream that I did, last Thursday

  • Mark: The reason I stopped it

  • Mark: Is because

  • Mark: Number one...

  • Mark: I ended up not playing it for the reasons I wanted to play it

  • Mark: And it was-it became this thing where

  • Mark: Everyone was disappointed in the way I was playing it

  • Mark: And ordinarily I would just be like:

  • Mark: "Y'know, I'm doing it my way. I'm gonna-I'm gonna this."

  • Mark: But unfortunately

  • Mark: It was so pervasive

  • Mark: That it made the entire experience not fun for me.

  • Mark: It was literally just a moment where I was like:

  • Mark: "I'm not having fun making these videos because I know

  • Mark: That no matter what I do, everyone will think I'm wrong." You know?

  • Mark: So I couldn't go into it with an open mind

  • Mark: And I couldn't go into it with an open heart!

  • Mark: And everyone had spoiled it already because of the choices that I'd made

  • Mark: In the beginning everyone was like:

  • Mark: "No you're doing it wrong! You need to do it this way!

  • Mark: You need to do this thing! You have to play it!

  • Mark: And that defeats the entire purpose of what Undertale was

  • Tyler: Mhm Mark: Because Undertale is a game that's meant to be explored in whatever way you want

  • Mark: Now that doesn't mean, that there aren't just two endings, which there are

  • Mark: And-there are three technically

  • Mark: There's like the middle of the road and one.

  • Mark: The whole experience is about like...

  • Mark: Enjoying the world

  • Mark: And meeting these characters and like deciding what to do when you see them

  • Tyler: Just like any other RPG kinda suppose to do your own thing. Mark: Yeah exactly!

  • Mark: Yeah you're suppose to-it's-you're suppose to be the person

  • Mark: and like, that's why this character, I believe, is such a blank slate

  • Mark: Like this kid has no expressions, no emotions

  • Mark: Because the blanker the slate, the easier it is for you to put your eyes in your, your, your, your...perspective

  • Mark: In their shoes, you know?

  • Mark: To step in.

  • Mark: And become that person

  • Mark: So uh- Tyler: Your own personality and character development

  • Mark: So when it came to a game like this and everyone was just like:

  • Mark: "Oh no! You have to do it this way!

  • Mark: Your voices aren't right

  • Mark: Like, we have the right voices!"

  • Mark: And it's like:

  • Mark: "No, I'm not gonna do that."

  • Mark: You know? It's just one of those moments where I'm like:

  • Mark: "I'm gonna-I'm gonna do it my way"

  • Mark: That's what this is all about

  • Mark: If you expect anything to be like catering to

  • Mark: The way...it's expected to be played

  • Mark: I don't know if I'm gonna do that.

  • Mark: I-I-I have a certain way that I default to playing which is uhh...

  • Mark: Going very calm and cautiously towards these types of games and exploring

  • Mark: A-a-and digging up all the the little bitty details about it

  • Mark: but that doesn't mean, that I'll make every choice the way people want me to make it

  • Mark: And that's why Tyler is here!

  • Mark: If you're wondering why Tyler is here

  • Mark: It's because Tyler is like the voice of reason.

  • Tyler: *Laughing* Mark: And uhh

  • Mark: Normally I'm-I'm. I'm a more brash individual but he's calm

  • Mark: And thinks about things very carefully

  • Mark: So he's going to be helping me through this experience

  • Mark: And also we're going to be talking about the game as we go by

  • Mark: Because, oddly enough

  • Mark: It's been about over a year since this game was first released

  • Mark: And I don't know everything in the game

  • Mark: Because I've managed to dodge. Everytime Undertale was mentioned I just dab out of the way

  • Mark: Just like: "Whoops! Ok! That's not gonna be for me"

  • Mark: And then uh, you know, I just do

  • Mark: My thing there and hopefully

  • Mark: Hopefully, we're gonna have some surprises on the way

  • Mark: Because he knows nothing! Like he's never played the game

  • Mark: Have you watched anyone play the game? Tyler: Nope

  • Mark: Nope. Yeah, so he has never seen the game before so it'll be an entirely new experience for him

  • Mark: So! If you're all ready

  • Mark: And I believe that most of the people are here, that are going to be here

  • Mark: So let's get started on the adventure!

  • Mark: What do I do? (great start)

  • Mark: Bam!

  • Mark: There we go!

  • Mark: Pick a name!

  • Mark: What's the name of this young, fallen human

  • Mark: Doesn't even say child, it's just a human

  • Tyler: Human

  • Tyler: Ok

  • Tyler: So I have to-I have to give it a name? Mark: Oh, I thought that was the name!

  • Both: H U M A N

  • Tyler: So H-U-E-M-A-N Both *laughing*

  • Mark: His name is Hu-

  • Mark: Is that how you spell Hue?

  • Mark: oh man, can you even put a space in here?

  • Tyler: I don't-uhh Mark: We can do a better name than that

  • Tyler: yeah, yeah

  • Mark: Alright, what do you got?

  • Tyler: Do you remember Spore with my names?

  • Tyler: How uncreative they were?

  • Mark: I remember my names. I don't know if they were the same as your names.

  • Tyler: Mine were like 'Spikey'!

  • Both: *Laughing*

  • Mark: Well, mine were the Chualimilly (WTF Mark?!)

  • Both: *Laughing*

  • Mark: Why am I alive?

  • Mark: Why am I alive?

  • Mark: Oh, we should play Spore again for a future Livestream

  • Mark: But we don't need that, we need something else here.

  • Mark: A legit name.

  • Mark: Humangus

  • Tyler Humangus Both: Laughing

  • Mark: Humangus what?

  • Mark: Humangus what?

  • Mark: Have you ever seen that?

  • Tyler: No.

  • Mark: No?!

  • Mark: Ah man, it'd just make you angry

  • Mark: It's ok Tyler: Ok

  • Mark: We'll watch it later

  • Mark: Anyway so eh...

  • Mark: So what should we call him?

  • Mark: Ohhh, we should call him Peepo

  • Tyler: Ohhhh

  • Mark: We should call him Peepo

  • Mark: That was chat there

  • Mark: Chat well-

  • Mark: Pfpo Tyler: Pfeepo

  • Mark: Peeeeeee

  • Mark: pooo

  • Mark: Alright

  • Mark: I-I think this is good enough. Peepo! Tyler: I like it

  • Mark: "Is-Is this name correct?"

  • Mark: Well, now that you're...now that you're making it bigger like that, I'm not 100% sure but let's go

  • Tyler: Why is it shaking at us?

  • Mark: It's nervous

  • Mark: It's his first time Tyler: It's a nervous Peepo

  • Mark: Yeah, and also we're starting over from the beginning here because

  • Mark: I wanted a fresh experience out of this, not tainted by like the previous Let's Play that I did. So!

  • Mark: This is Peepo!

  • Mark: This is Peepo's adventure

  • Tyler: See, I even thought that this whole game was in black and white, so

  • Mark: You did? Tyler: Yeah.

  • Mark: Hey, look at that!

  • Tyler: It's a flower (It is?)

  • Mark: "Howdy! I'm Flowey"

  • Mark: "Flowey the Flower!"

  • Both: "Hmm..."

  • Both *Laughing*

  • Mark: "You're new to the Underground, aren'tcha?

  • Mark: "Golly!" *Laughing* Tyler: Underground was a place like back in Ohio where there'd be Battle of the Bands summoned, they said and I was like:

  • Tyler: "Is there gonna be..."

  • Mark: All of the sudden, bands are gonna come out of the darkness and just gonna play some sick rhythms

  • Mark: "Golly, you must be so confused"

  • Mark: "Someone ought to teach you how things work around here"

  • Mark: "I guess little old me will have to do"

  • Mark: "Ready? Here we go!"

  • Mark: I'll let you take over for this

  • Mark: Because I already know how to play!

  • Mark: "That is your soul, the very culmination of your being!"

  • Tyler: What do I hit? Mark: Why'd you click outside of the game?

  • Tyler: What do I hit? Mark: Don't do the mouse!

  • Tyler: Ok! What do I hit? Mark: The arrow-keys

  • Mark: See, you can move around

  • Tyler: Ok Mark: "Your soul starts off weak, but can grow strong if you gain alot of LV"

  • Tyler: Lvvllv

  • Tyler: Love. LV doesn't stand for love

  • Mark: No, in this universe it does stand for love Tyler: Ok

  • Mark: "You want some love, don't you?"

  • Tyler: Is it gonna give me a hug? (Sure he will)

  • Mark: Well, I mean it doesn't have any arms so I don't know how

  • Tyler: "I'll share some with you"

  • Mark: Share some love Tyler: I don't like that face!

  • Mark: Here comes the love!

  • Mark: "Little white friendliness pellets!"

  • Mark: Are you ready?

  • Tyler: Umm Mark: "Get as many as you can!"

  • Tyler: Wait... Both: *Laughing*

  • Tyler: Went the wrong way!

  • Mark: "Hey buddy, you missed them"

  • Tyler: Wait, why does it look angry at me now?

  • Mark: It's not angry, what'r you talking- Let's try again

  • Tyler: Oh

  • Tyler: Wait, what happened?

  • Mark: "You idiot" Tyler: Oh, now it's evil!

  • Mark: Yeah Tyler: That's evil

  • Mark: "In this world, it's kill or be killed"

  • Tyler: But- Mark: "Why would anyone pass up an opportunity like this?"

  • Mark: Muhahahaha Tyler: Uhh

  • Mark: Muhimumya mihumuamua Die

  • Tyler: Well, apparently white pellets aren't love. Mark: Yeah. You screwed up, ya idiot

  • Tyler: Ok

  • Mark: Oh, but wait.

  • Tyler: That was fire

  • Tyler: And it's a Goat-Lady!

  • Mark: Yup, that's pretty much what it is. Both: *Laughing*

  • Mark: "What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth..."

  • Mark: "Ah, do not be afraid, my child."

  • Mark: "I'm, Toriel, caretaker of the Ruins."

  • Mark: "I pass through this place every once- everyday to see if anybody has fallen down."

  • Tyler: Every once in a while. *Laughing* Mark: Shut up!

  • Mark: I'm reading unless you wanna start reading and I don't think you wanna narrate this. Tyler: No

  • Mark: "You're the first human to come down here in a long time."

  • Mark: "Come! I will guide you through the catacombs."

  • Tyler: I'm just Mark: No! Give me that, you're done Tyler: Ok

  • Mark: You screwed up! You screwed it up

  • Mark: "This way."

  • Mark: Ah yes

  • Tyler That's good, 'cause I was playing left-handed and it felt really weird *Laughing*

  • Mark: So what do you-so what conclusion did you just draw from that first encounter with Flowey

  • Tyler: That apparently he wants to kill you

  • Mark: Yes, he sure does

  • Tyler: And flowerseeds are bad

  • Mark: Friendliness pellets are bad Tyler: Ok

  • Mark: I don't think that was-I don't think Flowey was shooting you with his seed

  • Mark: Cause that just sounds horrifying

  • Mark: "The shadow of the Ruins looms above, filling you with determination"

  • Mark: "HP fully restored"

  • Mark: So we're gonna save. We did it. Game over. Good Job

  • Tyler: I don't trust you right now Both: *laughing*

  • Tyler: You told me to collect the pellets too!

  • Mark: I didn't tell you to do anything! (Sure you didn't)

  • Mark: I was narrating. I was leading you to draw your own conclusions out of it

  • Mark: Cause that's what it's all about, drawing your own conclusions out of it

  • Tyler: There, there

  • Mark: "Welcome to your new home, innocent one."

  • Mark: Allow me to educate you in the operation of the Ruins."

  • Mark: See, it's that simple

  • Tyler: It's a puzzle pattern!

  • Mark: "Yes, the Ruins are full of puzzles."

  • Mark: "Ancient fusions between diversions and doorkeys."

  • Mark: "One musst solve them to move from room to room."

  • Mark: "Please adjust yourself to the sight of them."

  • Tyler: *laughing*

  • Mark: Oh man...

  • Tyler: This already makes me think kind of cause Zelda had alot of puzzles to get from room to room and so

  • Mark: Yes indeed, actually this game drew alot of inspiration from some old-school RPG's

  • Mark: Most notably I think Earthbound?

  • Mark: Was the one it really drew alot of inspiration from

  • Mark: Did you ever play Earthbound? Tyler: Nope

  • Mark: Ok. "Don't worry, I've labelled the ones you need to flip

  • Mark: "Press [z] to read signs."

  • Mark: Oh that's so nice

  • Mark: "Stay on the path."

  • Mark: Ok, so when-when was I first playing, people thought there were like lots and lots and lots of secrets and stuff

  • Mark: And uhh...*Marki-Noise*

  • Mark: "No no no! You want to press the other switch!

  • Mark: "I even labelled it for you."

  • Tyler: What happenes if you hit the wrong one? Mark: It won't let you, like especially in this beginning area

  • Mark: You'd think there'd be alot of ways to navigate through and alot of different things

  • Mark: It's pretty linear

  • Mark: Like on the way that it is

  • Tyler: I wanted to see what happens if you end up picking the wrong thing, so

  • Mark: Well, that's what I wanted to see too! That's another thing when I first played this game

  • Mark: I wanted to see all the choices at once because that's how I play games

  • Tyler: Yeah Mark: I wanna see where the path leads before I take my choice

  • Mark: But in this game, if you do something, you're commited to it

  • Tyler: Mhh Mark: You can't go back

  • Mark: You literally can't go back because it's logged into a savefile beforehand

  • Mark: And it'll like call you out on your bullshit

  • Mark: If you try to go back and do something

  • Tyler: Oh-oh Mark: Yeah.

  • Mark: "However worry not! The process is simple."

  • Mark: "When you encounter a monster, you will enter a fight."

  • Mark: "While you're in a fight, strike up a friendly conversation!"

  • Mark: "Stall for time. I will come to resolve the conflict

  • Mark: "Practise talking to the dummy."

  • Mark: So! Tyler: Is this why you're here? I'm here to hear you practise talking-nevermind

  • Mark: Yes, I need alot of practise I'm horribly alone

  • Mark: Ok, so you encountered a dummy, what should we do?

  • Tyler: Call it a dummy?

  • Mark: That's really harsh, I don't know if we can

  • Mark: Dummy, talk to him

  • Mark: "You talk to the Dummy. It doesn't seem much for conversation."

  • Mark: Probably because it's a burlap sack over some fluff

  • Mark: "Toriel seems happy with you."

  • Mark: You-we win! Good job, dude!

  • Tyler: That was an easy win.

  • Mark: I know right?

  • Mark: "Ah, very good! You're very good!"

  • Mark: Even though you wanted to insult it!

  • Mark: I mean, technically I believe it's kinda the same similarity thing, it wouldn't know either way

  • Tyler: Yeah Mark: "There's another puzzle in this room."

  • Mark: "I wonder if you can solve it."

  • Tyler: I see grass on the wall

  • Mark: Congratulations you doof

  • Mark: Oh-Oh!

  • Mark: "Froggit attacks you."

  • Mark: What do we do?

  • Tyler: What is Act?

  • Tyler: Are we acting like something?

  • Tyler: I like that one.

  • Mark: Ok

  • Tyler: What is Check?

  • Mark: Check, just look at it

  • Mark: "Life is d"- ouu! Tyler: Ohh, I feel bad for it now

  • Mark: I also just noticed: It has eyes underneath it.

  • Tyler: Oh, Oh my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Mark: And eyes above it

  • Mark: Eh, whatever Tyler: I don't see pupils in those eyes

  • Mark: Yeah, *weird engine-noise*

  • Mark: You won

  • Tyler: We're getting zero xp and gold

  • Mark: That's a good thing to observe

  • Mark: Because in this game there's ways to win

  • Mark: You can fight

  • Mark: Or you can act

  • Mark: Get it?

  • Tyler: Yes

  • Mark: Ok, fast-learner this guy!

  • Mark: "The western room..." Tyler: Exept acting to me seems like I'm acting like I'm somebody else like

  • Tyler: Actually like an actor

  • Mark: No, it's just like-it's an action, it stands for action not acting

  • Tyler: Ok, there, there

  • Mark: "This is the puzzle, but. Here take my hand for a moment."

  • Mark: Awww

  • Mark: She's so sweet

  • Mark: Take it, if you go the wrong way you actually hit spikes.

  • Mark: Yeah, and die horribly (thats a lie)

  • Mark: Game over (Again, thats a lie)

  • Mark: Aw she's so sweet. "Puzzles seem a little too dangerous for now

  • Mark: "You have done excellently thus far"

  • Mark: Good Job, Tyler!

  • Mark: Up top!

  • Tyler: *Laughing* Mark: Alright, one more

  • Mark: *Laughing* Tyler: Dammit

  • *Laughing*

  • Mark: Alright, for real this time!

  • Tyler: I don't trust you now!

  • Mark: There you go, that's the right attitude Tyler: *Laughing*

  • Mark: Alright, ok

  • Mark: "I would like you to walk to the end of the room by yourself."

  • Mark: "Forgive me for this!"

  • Mark: Oh-Oh! *dramatic music*

  • Mark: Run home

  • *Dancing again*

  • Tyler: *Laughing* Mark: Alright, the weirdest thing was!

  • Tyler: This is a long room

  • Mark: The weirdest thing was: You and I were in sync in real life

  • Tyler: But not on camera Mark: But on camera we were completely off

  • Tyler: I saw that! Mark: How the hell did that work?

  • Tyler: I don't know. I guess 'cause the angle?

  • Mark: I don't know, that was bizarre

  • Tyler: 'Cause I was looking at it too and I'm like Mark: Yeah, that's

  • Tyler: I totally see, I was moving at the same time Mark: And then I was looking over and I'm like: We're doing the same

  • Mark: This is bizarre

  • Mark: Ok. "Do not leave-do not worry, I did not leave you"

  • Mark: "I was merely behind this pillar the whole time."

  • Mark: Ain't that sweet? Tyler: Can you hide behind the pillar?

  • Mark: I cannot

  • Tyler: Dammit Mark: "Thank you for trusting me"

  • Mark: "However, there was an important reason for this exercise"

  • Mark: "To test your independence"

  • Mark: "I must attend to some business, and you must stay alone for a while"

  • Mark: "Please remain here. It's dangerous to explore by yourself"

  • Mark: "I have an idea. I will give you a cell phone"

  • Tyler: Ok Mark: Oh cool, alright then

  • Tyler: *laughing* Mark: "If you have the need for anything just call"

  • Mark: "Be good, alright?"

  • Mark: Maybe I can hide behind the pillar

  • Tyler: No? No Mark: Well, apparently not

  • Mark: I never even thought about that Tyler: I don't believe you go -you lied! You can hide behind there!

  • Mark: You don't like the goat? Tyler: No, I like the goat but the goat is weird

  • Mark: Oh yeah, a little weird

  • Mark: "Hello, this is Toriel. You have not left the room, have you?"

  • Mark: Uhh Oh no jeez, oh gosh

  • Mark: "There are a few puzzles ahead, that I have yet to explain."

  • Mark: "It would be dangerous to try to solve them yourself."

  • Mark: "Be good, alright?

  • Mark: *Click*

  • Mark: I-I used Toriel as a good excuse to talk in the head voice and save my-not get vocal fryyyyyy

  • Tyler: Are we gonna teach about vocal fryyy

  • Mark: I don't think we need to talk about vocal fryy Tyler: Vocal fryy

  • Mark: Vocal fryy

  • Mark: Alright, excuse me

  • Mark: "I have some advise for you about battling monsters"

  • Mark: "If you act a certain way, or fight until you almost defeat them"

  • Mark: "They might not want to battle you anymore"

  • Mark: "If a monster does not want to fight you, please..."

  • Mark: "Use some mercy, human. Ribbit"

  • Tyler: Throwing in Overwatch-characters Mark: Well there you have it

  • Mark: No

  • Tyler: Ok Mark: Believe it or not, this game came out before Overwatch

  • Tyler: Well, I mean that makes sense since you said, it came out a year ago

  • Mark: That is true

  • Mark: Uh-Oh

  • Mark: Froggit

  • Mark: That bastard Froggit standing on the top of the thing and freaking attacks you Tyler: He just talked to you and came-

  • Tyler: Sneak-Attack!

  • Mark: Alright, what should we do?

  • Mark: Should we teach him a lesson? Tyler: Didn't he have this terrible life when we already inspected him?

  • Tyler: So Mark: Possibly

  • Tyler: I-I'd feel bad. I-

  • Mark: You wanna threaten him?

  • Tyler: No Mark: Get your life together, you piece of shit! (I would if I could)

  • Tyler: No, I- Mark: You little sack of crap!

  • Tyler: I-if he's having a hard time, you compliment people that have a hard time.

  • Mark: Aww, that's so sweet!

  • Mark: He didn't know what you said

  • Tyler: But was flattered anyway. Mark: Oh, he's- *laughing*

  • Tyler: "I don't know what you're saying, but it sounds nice!"

  • Mark: Ok, now do you remember this part?

  • Tyler: Uhh Mark: *Dying Frog-noise*

  • Mark: *Another dying Frog-noise*

  • Mark: See, that's the whole part of this game Tyler: That's the fighting part of the game

  • Mark: When they attack you

  • Mark: They don't just like *wapish* do damage

  • Mark: It's always that thing

  • Mark: See, that's why the Flowey-fight was so important! Tyler: So, you have to dodge

  • Mark: Yeah, exactly

  • Mark: So, if you wanna survive on compliments alone you have to...dodge these attacks Tyler: Be really good at dodging

  • Mark: Yeah, and once you get to a certain point, you can try to have mercy on them or you can fight and kill them!

  • Mark: Like that's another option

  • Mark: Which would you rather do?

  • Mark: Oh he doesn't wanna fight Tyler: It depends on the character

  • Mark: Exactly, right? Tyler: If they're mean people, I'd wanna take them down if they're doing bad things.

  • Mark: Exactly, right?

  • Mark: So like, we'll make a commitment until we see someone doing bad

  • Mark: We'll be nice!

  • Tyler: Ok, I like that Mark: We'll lay down the law

  • Mark: Lay down!

  • Tyler: Yeah

  • Tyler: We've got the guns to handle the bad guys

  • Mark: *Fighting noises?*

  • Mark: Ok, anyway

  • Mark: Alright, so what was up here?

  • Mark: Oh yeah

  • Mark: What is this? Tyler: Although in Mass Effect I like being the mercenary

  • Tyler: So I was like neutral the whole time Mark: Oh yeah

  • Tyler: That was fun Mark: I though you didn't play Mass Effect?

  • Tyler: I played it once and I was trying to do the neutral thing and it was difficult

  • Mark: Nah, I was all Paragon, I was super Paragon

  • Mark: I don't remember this candy Tyler: I think Wade was super Paragon too

  • Mark: Yeah. I mean I played both. I did every single thing that you could do in the entire game

  • Mark: And it was just like, it's super cool

  • Mark: "Take one. Take a candy?" We've already taken a candy

  • Mark: Should we take another?

  • Tyler: It's still there, I mean. When it said 'Take one' on Halloween, I took hand fulls

  • Mark: That is true

  • Mark: I'll take another

  • Mark: "You took more candy. How dis-"*laughing*

  • Mark: Oops!

  • Mark: Uh-Oh

  • Mark: We've ruined the pacifist ending!

  • Mark: *While laughing* "You feel like the scum of the earth"

  • Mark: I don't, do you feel like the scum of the earth? Tyler: No, I feel like, I'm getting more candy!

  • Mark: "You took too much-" Ohh noo

  • Tyler: That's- Mark: Oh what have I done?

  • Mark: "Look at what you've done." *laughing*

  • Mark: Oh no, I've ruined everything

  • Mark: The only option now is to kill everybody who saw this! *laughing*

  • Mark: We must murder everybody

  • Tyler: Wait, why!

  • Mark: They'll see what we've done!

  • Tyler: How? This is a little room!

  • Mark: No! They'll come by. Every monster wants a piece of candy, this is the only free bowl of candy

  • Mark: In the entire monster world!

  • Mark: They'll see! We have to murder everybody!

  • Tyler: I don't believe you! Mark: Ok, good. There you go, that's the right strategy *laughing*

  • Mark: Oh gee Tyler: Why do you keep looking at the same place?

  • Mark: That's a save. It's a save

  • Tyler: Oh, ok

  • Mark: Thanks man, thanks for not believing in me

  • Mark: Whoa shoot!

  • Mark: Alright. Just go away!

  • Mark: Go. Get out of here!

  • Mark: Wha Tyler: What the-. What? What?

  • Mark: He's got different attacks, dude Tyler: Oh

  • Mark: Errr

  • Mark: It was an angry compliment Tyler: Yeah. Beef! Beef- *laughing*

  • Tyler: An angry compliment

  • Tyler: You're too nice

  • Tyler: Why are you here?

  • Mark: I don't know

  • Tyler: Is that the angry compliment?

  • Tyler: That wasn't even complimenting but ok Mark: I have no idea

  • Tyler No, I did! "You're too nice"

  • Tyler: That's a compliment Mark: Oh, oh is it?

  • Tyler: I guess. Is that a compliment, chat? Mark: Oh, I have no idea

  • Tyler: Chat, is saying "You're too nice" a compliment? Mark: Chat! Chat, come on, chat

  • Mark: Chat, ahhhh!

  • Tyler: Uhh Mark: What happened?

  • Tyler: I have no clue Mark: We fell down, that's what happened

  • Tyler: Through a hole? (No, through a triangle)

  • Mark: Yeah, through a hole

  • Mark: In the floor Tyler: I wasn't looking, I was looking at chat so it was really confused *Laughing*

  • Mark: Well you keep an eye on chat, I'll keep reading

  • Mark: "Hello. This is Toriel."

  • Mark: "For no reason in particular...whch do you prefer?"

  • Mark: "Cinnamon or Butterscotch?"

  • Mark: What do you-what do you- what do you like?

  • Tyler: I like cinnamon Mark: Yeah, me too

  • Mark: Ah, no actually I like butterscotch alot

  • Mark: I like cinnamon, like I used to. You know those atomic fireballs?

  • Mark: Aha Tyler: That was my favorite candy as a kid. I'd suck on those until my mouth just like *weird sound*

  • Mark: We'll do cinnamon. "Oh I see. Thank you very much."

  • Mark: "Click"

  • Mark: Oh?

  • Mark: "Hello. This is Toriel"

  • Mark: "You do not dislike butterscotch, do you?"

  • Mark: Do you? `Tyler: I mean it depends on what kind

  • Tyler: I can deal with butterscotch

  • Mark: "I know what your preference is, but..."

  • Mark: "Would you turn up your nose if you found it on your plate?"

  • Tyler: No, I'm never rude

  • Mark: Oh Tyler: If I'm giving something, I'm generally very thankful

  • Tyler: Even if I don't like it, I'll try it anyway Mark: That's nice, you're never gonna survive in this world

  • Mark: You're gonna be-you're gonna be like-your corpse is gonna be riddled with bullets and stab wounds

  • Mark: In the gutter in the monster world

  • Mark: See me, I know how to live

  • Mark: You gotta kill everybody, you see *laughing*

  • Mark: You gotta riddle people with bullets and stab 'em and dump them in the gutter before they kill you

  • Tyler: My god

  • Mark: Its true!

Tyler: Uhhh

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