- I'm one of the few people you will ever meet

in your whole life, who is impervious

to the pain caused by eating too much ice.

- What? - Whoa...

- I just like ice.

(laughing)

- This is the kind of ice they use

to pad your drinks and you get less soda.

- Yeah, you want something that just

really crumbles in your mouth.

- It's the kind of ice that just sticks together.

Look at that. - Is this gas station ice?

- [Everyone] Oooh

- This is some hot ice right here.

- This is some top shelf. - It's like snow.

- They're easy to chew. - Helluva crunch.

- They're just nice to look at.

- They're all perfectly round.

- I gotta say though, it still does the clumping thing.

Where it all at once freezes together,

and hits you in the face.

- Doesn't all ice do that?

- No. - No.

- What? - Carol!

- [Everyone] Oh...

- Oh yeah...

- Did little-itty-bitty-mini cubes

- But are they small enough? - This is pretty good.

- This is in between a good cube and a round ice.

- And it sounds really good.

(ice rattling)

- It's the kind that when you are using a straw,

it gets stuck. - Good point.

- Right. I'm mad when that happens.

- [Man in blue shirt] Awe.

- This is easily the best of all the ices.

- I can't put this in my mouth.

- That's not the point. It cools your whiskey.

- It does. It melts it at a good rate.

- But it also doesn't water down your whiskey.

- It doesn't. - It's not edible.

- This is bull****. - Not edible?

What are you, six? This makes me want whiskey right now.

- [Everyone] Hey cheers guys, cheers.

- Mmm (red haired woman laughing)

- I feel like ******* Frank Sinatra.

- This is some grown-up-ass ice.

- I was not happy.

- [Everyone] Ooh!

- What is this? - Why is it so hard?

Look at it, it doesn't even have any shape.

- What a deceptive ice. - Wow.

- I don't know. Where is this from?

But they've perfected the round cube.

- It was from the gutter, is where it's from.

- Ooh! Do you hate it so much? - I hate this ice.

- [Man in blue shirt] Whoa.

- McDonald's ice was garbage.

- [Red-haired woman] Too hard, too hard.

- In the commercials it looks great though.

- Yeah, I thought Sonic was better than that.

- (Red-haired woman) Yes....

I mean, you know, you gotta sometimes

think about what the ice feels in.

- Ella, that was super-philosophical.

- [Man in blue shirt] They agree with you.

Those are great. - Those are good.

- That was just Chick-Fil-A?

- [Everyone] Yeah!

- We all knew, we all knew. - Yes.

- This blows my mind because the

context of that ice is so different.

that's being used. - That's coffee.

- See that changes the whole game.

The best ice is ice that never gets noticed.

- Yeah - Mmm

- What a thankless job ice has.

- It turns out that I have lots

of strong feelings about ice that I never talked about.

- I feel like most people do.