I'm your new best friend!

Welcome underground!

Looks like your new!

Well, lucky for you, kid,

I can show you around!

Lots to do, so much to see.

Spread the LOVE,

Be friends with me!

Friends are made with LOVE,

LOVE's spread through pellets.

Here, I've got a few!

Catch them, why dont'cha?

Catch all that you can!

Run into them,

Y O U F O O L .

Feeling woozy?

Good! You're dumb!

You fell down,

Now I'll have fun!

Down here there's one rule,

KILL OR YOU'LL BE KILLED.

A lesson you'll soon learn!

Levels of Violence,

That's my kind of LOVE!

Spread when I slash & burn!

Take heart, kid,

You met your end.

Falling to

YOUR TRUE BEST FRIEND!

I will not bow down,

I will not suffer,

I will not ever cry!

This is the end

Of your very short path.

Toodle-loo kiddo!

DIE!

Howdy!

And congratulations!

You managed to listen to people singing about a video game! Ha!

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What's the worst that could happen?

That was rhetorical.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN IS.

Buh-bye!