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  • Tal: Yo, what's goin' on guys?; Welcome to Reaction Time.

  • Tal: Today-

  • Tal: Where gonna be looking at the Funniest Text Messages of All Time

  • Tal: So basically this are texts that just went completely wrong

  • Tal: You can call 'em text fails, I mean everybody had those moments

  • Tal: I know I had a lot of those moments, where I actually send the text to the wrong person

  • Tal: It was a text that wasn't suppose to go to my mom but it went to my mom and-

  • Tal: she couldn't look at me the same way ever since, like the worse feeling is when you come home

  • Tal: after accidentally sending your mom that text, what do you say?

  • Tal: do you say "Oh mom that wasn't meant for you i really don't wanna slap your butt and shower naked"

  • *deafening silent*

  • Tal: without further ado where gonna right into this video, this is gonna be extremely funny

  • Tal: so i hope you guys enjoy and yeah let's just jump right into

  • Tal: Alright this girl is texting her mom

  • *reading that text*

  • *slap forehead*

  • Tal: that's not what it means mom, mom please know your abbreviation before you actually type them out on text

  • Tal: my mom does the same thing like oh my like please i don't think moms should actually be able to text like

  • Tal: unless they actually know what they're saying, let's just stay on the phone like keep 'em with the voice call and that's it

  • *reading the text*

  • Tal: Knee Slapper!

  • Tal: that's a knee slapper right 'der! (laughs) I guess through it's beak that's actually a funny ass dad like I wish that was my dad

  • Tal: he would actually make my day with staying stuff like that just imagine throughout the day he just always sarcastic

  • Tal: but I can see where it get's really annoying and actually inappropriate times

  • Tal: alright this is a text from mom

  • *reading the text*

  • Tal: Ok mom you definitely meant we googled ourselves, ok

  • Tal: you didn't mean anything else we know you're a dirty little hmm hmm, *laugh* i was just kidding

  • Tal: imagine that the daughter she just like "i don't need to know that mom, i don't need to know how you made me that's disgusting!"

  • *reading the text*

  • Tal: this girl

  • Tal: alright let's try this again

  • *continued*

  • Tal: you gotta text them the same way they texted you it's the only language this drunk girl understands

  • *reading the text*

  • *pfft*

  • Tal: guys this one is amazing he just used ocean analogies

  • Tal: that was such a good play on words

  • Tal: imagine if this is one of my friend i would love my life

  • Tal: everyday i would get different analogies but i can see where it get's really..it would piss me off a lot, eventually

  • Tal: yeah, i don't want that as a friend never-mind i take that back

  • *reading the text*

  • OMG, thats literally worse then getting friend zoned

  • dude.. did u guys feel that?

  • i just want to got over there and give her a hug and be like its ok

  • he wasn't even worth it anyways

  • that must of burned a lot, i would rather get friend zoned

  • *reading text*

  • hey its not his fault

  • sean, if you know thats what happens when you get drunk thats your problem

  • you shouldn't of gotten drunk in the first place

  • if you don't want your friends to mess with you like that, then just don't get drunk. ok

  • this is from cole

  • *reading text*

  • she doesn't like you cole

  • she doesn't want to send you nudes

  • shes into processed cornflakes with milk

  • more then she is into you, I mean that's how sad you life is right now

  • haha oh shit

  • *reading text*

  • ohhh my god

  • that is the most savage dad I've even seen

  • the biggest troll

  • *reading text*

  • ay its not her fault, its not the mums fault this is Melissa fault

  • jesus christ melissa you should have corrected it once you saw you put drugs by accident

  • 'by accident'

  • we know you bring drugs into this house Melissa

  • don't even lie Melissa

  • we know how much you like to snort cocaine Melissa

  • too much? was that too much?

  • ok im sorrry

  • so the dad texted his daughter

  • you left your phone at home

  • well jeez thanks dad

  • now that i know that i left my phone at home

  • even though i don't have my phone with me

  • so how could i actually know I left my phone at home

  • since I'm not home right now

  • and my phone is at home

  • best dad in the world

  • honestly the dad just cares about her

  • but that wasn't smart at all

  • come on you left your phone at home

  • if the phone is at home why would you text her

  • to let her know you left your phone at home

  • thats not the brightest dad in the world

  • im sorry

  • its really not i would not respect that as a father figure

  • like you better get strait As, I'ma be like yeah you better not be stupid

  • shit please don't spank me, stop stop I'm sorry

  • thats some of the funny text messages i really hope you guys enjoyed this

  • let me know if you wanna see a part two by liking the video

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  • ill see you guys next time with another episode

  • until then have a great one

  • and peace out

Tal: Yo, what's goin' on guys?; Welcome to Reaction Time.

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