- Why are you guys so obsessed with Ranch dressing?

- Why is it on everything?

- Pizza does not need to be dripped in Ranch.

- Why is it called Ranch?

- No American has been able to tell me

exactly what is in ranch dressing.

- Is it from the ranch?

Does it contain flavors that you would

assimilate with a ranch?

Why does all of your money look exactly the same?

- Change it up a little, add some color, a little flair.

- It's like a big joke to fool people when they're drunk

into tipping more than they should.

- Who came up with a one cent coin? Why?

- We got rid of them a million years ago.

I don't even remember one cent and two cent coins.

- How much did it cost to make?

It couldn't have cost one cent. You're losing money.

- You guys don't even like pennies.

They drop 'em, they're everywhere.

- You gotta tell me, why is your cheese orange?

- Why is your cheese orange?

- Seriously, my mom stared at the cheese for like a week.

And was like, nah, I don't understand.

- And why is it in a can.

- And I tried cheese in a can.

It's disgusting.

It tastes like cheese in a can!

- Cheese doesn't belong in a can.

Cream, I get. Cheese, no.

- Why are your drinks so bloody big?

- But yet not a car with a cup holder big enough for it.

- Your sizes that you serve in America

are actually illegal in Australia.

- Australians do not drink Foster's.

- Why do you all think that we drink Foster's?

- Don't believe the advertising, people.

We don't all drink Foster's.

- We got bloody VB, mate, we got XXXX.

They're Australian beers.

- Why don't you just add sales tax to the price tag?

- Why don't you just add the sales tax to the price tag?

- Like everybody else.

- It's so frustrating.

- In Australia we have a Goods and Services Tax,

and it's all included.

It says $10, it's $10.

- Don't tell me that it's $12.45.

I don't wanna know that, I wanna know the real price.

- Your non-metric system, whatever you use--

- I do not understand why you guys do not

convert to the metric system.

- If you want to make math easier, go metric.

- It's so sweet.

Ten! Everything's tens.

- And zero is freezing, 'cause that makes sense.

- One meter is a hundred centimeters.

One mile is like, ah, that many feet,

just keep going, keep going.

Yeah, that'll do.

- What's with your gun laws?

I'm neither against it nor for it.

I just, I guess I'm just a little confused by it.

- It's crazy easy to buy a gun.

I went to the Midwest and I went to Walmart,

and they just sell them there.

- I was in Mississippi and

my friend bought an AK-47 on a whim.

That was weird.

- When that amendment was written,

no one had weapons that could dispense, like,

200 bullets a second.

They were muskets that took like ten minutes to load.

- What's going on with your gun laws?

They're nuts. Babies can have guns.

- Why do your pharmacies sell beer?

- Next to the condoms and the tampons, there's beer.

- Why do pharmacies sell beer?

Why the hell not?

I think it's fantastic.

I love this country!